THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think of these 4 junior girls from Berkeley?? I know three of them are Business majors and one is Econ. None of them are in sororities.

They might as well be, Noodles always stick together.  And, No I wouldn’t, not one of them has a properly shaped head or face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always knew foundation could cover blemishes but I didn’t know it could cover them to this extent. This is insane, you’d think you could at least see her bumps or indentations on her face even if the red is neutralized. Take a look at this video. Behold, the power of cosmetics.

What a waste of pretty eyes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as someone who is extremely passionate about upholding the first amendment of the constitution, I have to wonder if you have heard about the happenings in the past week at Berkeley and UC Davis. Students at Davis were holding a peaceful protest, that was endorsed by the Davis Faculty Association, to speak out against an 81% tuition increase and police brutality earlier in the week at Berkeley, where people were bludgeoned, pepper sprayed, and beaten during a nonviolent protest.  The Chancellor at UC Davis called the police to the site of the protest where pepper spray started being used on students who were simply linking arms and sitting in a circle on the ground. Police were beating protestors, and spraying pepper spray directly into their eyes and throats…one person continued throwing up blood for 10 hours after being sprayed.  The person in the picture actually being pepper sprayed is a former classmate and friend that I have known for well over a decade, which is why I wanted to shed light to this particular issue. The first amendment to the constitution blatantly states that it is the “right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” Because of the actions taken by the Chancellor, a junior faculty member of UC Davis has written a letter demanding them to resign, which has become available as a petition.
The hypocrisy of the Chancellor, along with the decision to bring armed authorities into a peaceful, nonviolent protest is absolutely deplorable. I know that there are thousands of people who view this site daily and if there is anyone who cares as much about upholding citizens’ first amendment rights, it’s you Nik. Please help us spread the word and sign this petition to show police and college faculty that we will not stand for anything less than what we are entitled to do by the first amendment of the constitution.

The only fair thing to do is pepper spray the Chancellor. Kids sitting down acting on their rights is not warfare.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I noticed this girl, Her name is Alba-Marina. I think she’s stunning, and she’s a total sweetheart. She’s a gorgeous latina from Nicaragua, and I can’t resist girls that are super sweet and down to earth, plus she was Miss Berkeley. I’ve never really dated a hot chick, and I can’t help but think this girl and I would hit it off. The only downside to this chick for me is her five head, but I guess the pros overshadow the only con.

I am in love with her natural lips… the rest I don’t care for.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Betty Yakemawiz. She is an insest dirty bitch, obviously. I made sure that all of the grime on her was pointed out! She has a baby on the way to her cousin! She has fcked multiple dudes in a row with out taking a shower and smelling of dirty d##k, she needs to go back to Arizona where she came from! Hillbilly sl#t! Got pregnant after a month of talking to the baby daddy! It’s not a happy family when your man ran through your entire family before he got to you!

That’s no baby belly, tis just a belly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Reina Swanson and Courtni Belanger, they’re best friends and will sleep around with whoever whenever. One time at a party they got so sloppy drunk and both fcked like 3 guys each that night. Can you say trashy?! Not only do they sleep around, they have had multiple pregnancy scares. Courtni always wears very low cut shirts to show off her big boobs and she flashes people all the time. One time i was at a party with her and she was sucking dick in the hall way! Then there’s Reina, this girl is dirty. She always wears really short bottoms so her ass can hang out. She fcks guys left and right. Don’t trust this two hoes, they’re disgusting whores.

Sloots are worse when they pair up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is Kendall, an aspiring model. she’s articulate, funny, witty, and really intelligent, she went to Cal. she’s been going through a hard time and a shout out from you would make this beautiful girls day… i wanna know….would you?

You didn’t flatter her with these pictures, I can tell she’s all body with a weak face…send in more pics, prove me wrong (if you can).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Matt Rose- Stark is his name. I unfortunately had the displeasure of meeting when i was at a party at UC Berkeley’s fraternity Fiji. After he failed miserably at trying to get in my pants, one of his fellow “brothers” told me that he wasn’t initially wanted in the frat, but his friend who was already a brother had to force the brothers into letting him in……… his fowl *ss most likely had to suck some serious greg to get in… this kid is a straight up PUSSY B*TCH!

The sad thing is I don’t even think thats a costume in the second photo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kelsey Elliot is the biggest golddigger in San Francisco. She cheated on her pushover boyfriend of 5 years with 27 different guys all while her boyfriend bank rolled her and paid for vacations for her and her family. Her boyfriend worked out of town most nights and she would have random guys over nightly. She is a drug addict and has even done crack and meth and she has the worst body I have ever seen. She is in desperate need of +2s and her thunder thighs are hard to look at. She is f*cking crazy and needs to be put on blast. She thinks shes hot sh*t and she can pull in any guy just because she always has her legs open. Her boyfriend finally dumped her ass and now shes living with some kid and all they do is go to raves together.

I am guessing you are one of the 27 guys who fell in love because she said that she was going to leave her boyfriend for you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to put this sloot on blast. She runs around town like she is the sh*t, but in reality she is as broke as a two dollar h*e. I’ve heard shes been with at least 200 hundred guys no joke. She uses her fake t*ts to screw guys out of money. Please Nik, put her on blast!

Amazing that her frail body can support those +2′s.  I foresee back problems.- nik