Kara Didn’t Need The +2′s


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Kara’s mom is on Real Housewives of Orange County. Kara is constantly seen on the show b*tching about how Berkeley sucks, and people have grown to not like her around here. PS, check out the +2s. not too shabby for an 18 yr old.

I thought she looked way better without the +2′s.  She only hates Berkeley because her boyfriend isn’t smart enough to go there.- nik

Would You?


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Krisee H*rper – UCB Pi Phi, granted she got +2′s, she is a 9 at least. would you?

Answer:  First off, you kids at Berkeley are not as smart as you think.  Nice math… she is a solid 5.9876519 and she does not have +2′s.  Don’t automatically give her a 9 in your head because she is the only white girl on campus.  No, I would not.

Pi Beta Phi


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THE DIRTY ARMY: uc berkeley pi beta phi- biggest sl*ts on campus, very stuck up- except for krisee.

There has to be a hotter sorority on campus.- nik

Sigma Kappa At UC Berkeley, Would You?


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THE DIRTY ARMY: These b*tches are in sigma kappa at uc berkeley. they haze like crazy and make all their pledges dye their hair blonde.. even the asians. half hot and half shim. would you??

Answer:  No, if one smells they all smell.

SUSIE M*YER In KKG


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THE DIRTY ARMY: the brunette is in kappa kappa gamma at cal. a real b*tch though, would you??

Answer: No, she needs a nose job, and her eyes are way too close together.


KRISEE H*RPER In Pi Phi


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Funny, Smart Girl Would YOU?!?!?!

Answer: No, she looks like a bird, and I have a feeling there are some sharpie eyebrows hiding underneath those bangs.


Kendall In Alpha Phi


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THE DIRTY ARMY: was in TEMPE 12, and models.. nik, she is a 10. hottest girl on campus and like a fine wine gets better with age. but i wanna know.. would you? if i had a greg i know i would.

Answer: No, she is orange and has a horse mouth.- nik

**Update** THE BART SUCKS


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EMAIL: Nik, I thought I loved you before. But now I’m even more sure of it.

This morning/afternoon (I had a late night, up thinking) I woke up, eventually checked Thedirty, and on the front page, I saw the article about Oscar Grant. I found out this news last night from my brother in Santa Barbara. We both grew up in Oakland, before moving away for school (I’m your biggest Chico State fan, by the way, I doubt you’d ever come up here; but if you did, you know who to call) and were subject to many, many situations we would not have been, had we lived in a nicer area. But both my brother and I knew Oscar. He was my manager at KFC, and he was an amazing person. He wasn’t a thug, he wasn’t a criminal, he was a father doing whatever it took to support his daughter and stand by her. He had a dopey grin that was infectious, and he had a beautiful soul. My heart cringes knowing he will never be able to kiss his daughter before bed, to know that he will never flash that goofy smile, and he will never crack another joke.

Click Here to Read Full letter and Watch Shooting. WARNING: The video is graphic and contains language that may not be suitable for all viewers.

The Streets will definitely deal with this.  Not sure what kind of message the cops were trying to send here, but it was the wrong one.- nik

Also See: The Bart Has Dirty Cops Too

**EMAIL UPDATE: The protesting has started and riots have begun. Police are trying to diffuse the situation, and this is not making national news? OVER 500 PEOPLE ARE PROTESTING AT THE POLICE STATION, AND Officer Johannes Mehserle supposedly did RESIGN today, VIA KTUV and should be facing charges of murder. He is trying to get out of Manslaughter charges.

Good work DIRTY ARMY!- nik

The Bart Has Dirty Cops Too


 

THE DIRTY ARMY:  A New Year’s Day shooting in which a subway police officer fired a deadly shot into the back of an unarmed man has the San Francisco Bay Area demanding answers as authorities appeal for patience. Please post about this incident on your website. Needs as much exposure as it can get.

Wow, three versus one… did some digging found this on CNN.com.

CNN.com: Grant holds up his hands, appearing to plead with police. Burris said Tuesday that Grant was asking police not to use a Taser. ”He said to them, ‘Don’t Tase me; I have a 4-year-old daughter,’ ” Burris said. Seconds later, police put Grant face-down on the ground. Grant appears to struggle. One of the officers kneels on Grant as another officer stands up, tugs at his gun, unholsters it and fires a shot into Grant’s back. Burris said the bullet went through Grant’s back and then ricocheted off the floor and through his lungs. Grant, who has a 4-year-old daughter, died seven hours later, KTVU reported. ”I couldn’t believe it. We was already following directions and everything, and they shot him,” Fernando Anicete, one of the young men with Grant, told KTVU. Burris has spoken to witnesses who claim that Grant was trying to resolve the situation. ”He had been telling people to calm down. ‘Be cool. Just do what they tell you to do.”

Click Here For Full Article

This is really sad.- nik

Even Smart Kids Know How To Party


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so pumped!  Been a soldier since the beginning.  Check out my buddy Ricky passed out after having seventeen too many drinks at Zete.  Dirty Army Strong and yes that is my hat I rock to class everyday!  Go bears!

Cal welcome to TheDirty.com.  Let your experiences here be fruitful.- nik