THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Can we please get some info on this soccer player’s girlfriend. She is quite a looker. Mario Gotze was that guy who scored that world cup final goal but who cares about that anyways because thats boring old soccer. What is really important is if we can get more pics of this woman on your website. The dude has a boner right next to her. Can’t blame him though. Its her fault for being hot.
Mario can do better. At least spend some of that Nike money to fix her chest.- nik