Foxy Moved To America

October 11, 2014 Berlin, Hollywood, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Foxy aka Sarah Van Rockford (23) moved from Germany to Los Angeles. She’s known as a great Designer and also as Model. She even showed some t*ts for the German Playboy. She was everywhere, Concerts, Charity Events, Red Carpets and suddenly she disappeared. Nobody knew where she Went till yesterday. It looks like she Moved to LA and married f*cking Toryn Green (38), Ex Leadsinger of Fuel and Apocalyptica! I can’t believe that she married a Guy like this. An old rockstar whos so much older and quit music so that he can go back to school. She gave up everything, even her Homepage and Online Store are offline. I think its sad that she gave up everything for a man who had more groupies than Fred Durst.

I’ve never even heard of this ‘Rockstar’.- nik



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Mario Gotze’s Girlfriend Is A Damn Dime

July 23, 2014 Berlin, Hollywood, The Dirty 61

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Can we please get some info on this soccer player’s girlfriend. She is quite a looker. Mario Gotze was that guy who scored that world cup final goal but who cares about that anyways because thats boring old soccer. What is really important is if we can get more pics of this woman on your website. The dude has a boner right next to her. Can’t blame him though. Its her fault for being hot.

Mario can do better. At least spend some of that Nike money to fix her chest.- nik



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Michele Michel

July 22, 2014 Berlin 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is my ex Michel Michel.



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Deborah Is One Fine German

June 29, 2014 Berlin, The Dirty 190

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone keeps trying to find you some brunette like you are stupid.  Blondes are the best and you know this and so does most of the world.  Like this beauty Deborah from German, flawless and my jaw hasn’t left the ground ever since I discovered her IG.

Is it true that brunettes are terrible in bed? I had sex with one once and she just laid there like a dead body. It felt like I was in a Tom Petty music video.- nik



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Vanessa Mary Is Actually Deborah

April 9, 2014 Berlin, The Dirty 27

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, saw you wanted to go onto round 3 with “Venessa Mary” but you wouldn’t in real life.  Her name is actually Deborah and she is actually a well known international escort from Germany.  Sorry buddy, my boy booked her when she was touring in NYC, I’ll send pics soon as he sends them my way.  This red bottom thing going on is international, crazy right?

Ugh… we are closer to identifying the body. Round 4 please.- nik

ALSO SEE:

Vanessa Mary Is A Fox

You Will Not Be Disappointed



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Kobe And Maha Anastasia Hook Up In Germany

December 13, 2013 Berlin, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I just recently found out that Kobe Bryant has been hooking up with a known groupie named Maha Anastasia Brahms when he visit Germany for his knee procedure. Maha Anastasia is from Germany. During the offseason in 2011 and just recently earlier this year in 2013 Kobe visited Germany to get a procedure on his knee. I’m told while there on both visits Kobe and Maha Anastasia went out together on a dinner date and later had sex with eachother. From what I heard Kobe has told Maha Anastasia on more than one occasion that he is not happy in his marriage, and that he feels like he has outgrown Vanessa. Below is a copy of a tweet (and the embed link) Maha Anastasia sent out two years ago bragging about her and Kobe encounter to people. Privately she talks a lot about how they hook up, but in public (like on twitter) she has to be very vague and subtle about it because Kobe obviously wants Maha Anastasia to be discrete and keep it a secrete.  But she had no problem bragging about it on twitter.

Old news… “They are just friends”.- nik



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Talk About Natural Beauty

December 9, 2013 Berlin, The Dirty 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this girl on Instagram -her name is Pamela. She’s very natural don’t you think?  There is only one problem with this German beauty and that is the fact she is only 17 years old.

Even the filters can’t hide all those moles/awkward freckles. Talk to be again when she is 18.- nik



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Is Anna Edwin A German Catfish

October 29, 2013 Berlin, Chicago, The Dirty 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl on added me on facebook and I fell in love with her face. One problem though, it seems as if she might be a catfish. It says she’s from Germany. I was wondering if you knew more about her. She basically has everything you’re looking for. On facebook, she goes by Anna Edwin, sounds kind of too original and made up. Let me know you think.

Her Orange face is holding her back. My guess is she is from Chicago based on skin tone and t-shirt.- nik



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