Vanessa Mary Is Actually Deborah

April 9, 2014 Berlin, The Dirty 27 98,422 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, saw you wanted to go onto round 3 with “Venessa Mary” but you wouldn’t in real life.  Her name is actually Deborah and she is actually a well known international escort from Germany.  Sorry buddy, my boy booked her when she was touring in NYC, I’ll send pics soon as he sends them my way.  This red bottom thing going on is international, crazy right?

Ugh… we are closer to identifying the body. Round 4 please.- nik


Vanessa Mary Is A Fox

You Will Not Be Disappointed

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Kobe And Maha Anastasia Hook Up In Germany

December 13, 2013 Berlin, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood 18 10,541 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I just recently found out that Kobe Bryant has been hooking up with a known groupie named Maha Anastasia Brahms when he visit Germany for his knee procedure. Maha Anastasia is from Germany. During the offseason in 2011 and just recently earlier this year in 2013 Kobe visited Germany to get a procedure on his knee. I’m told while there on both visits Kobe and Maha Anastasia went out together on a dinner date and later had sex with eachother. From what I heard Kobe has told Maha Anastasia on more than one occasion that he is not happy in his marriage, and that he feels like he has outgrown Vanessa. Below is a copy of a tweet (and the embed link) Maha Anastasia sent out two years ago bragging about her and Kobe encounter to people. Privately she talks a lot about how they hook up, but in public (like on twitter) she has to be very vague and subtle about it because Kobe obviously wants Maha Anastasia to be discrete and keep it a secrete.  But she had no problem bragging about it on twitter.

Old news… “They are just friends”.- nik

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Talk About Natural Beauty

December 9, 2013 Berlin, The Dirty 19 91,852 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found this girl on Instagram -her name is Pamela. She’s very natural don’t you think?  There is only one problem with this German beauty and that is the fact she is only 17 years old.

Even the filters can’t hide all those moles/awkward freckles. Talk to be again when she is 18.- nik

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Is Anna Edwin A German Catfish

October 29, 2013 Berlin, Chicago, The Dirty 50 90,523 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl on added me on facebook and I fell in love with her face. One problem though, it seems as if she might be a catfish. It says she’s from Germany. I was wondering if you knew more about her. She basically has everything you’re looking for. On facebook, she goes by Anna Edwin, sounds kind of too original and made up. Let me know you think.

Her Orange face is holding her back. My guess is she is from Chicago based on skin tone and t-shirt.- nik

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Why Victoria Alekseeva Was Originally Posted

October 19, 2013 Berlin, The Dirty 96 95,190 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you guys missed the whole point of the original Victoria Alekseeva post.  This girl is literally one of the worst escorts/humans in the history.  She literally spends most of her time with married men, she makes them fall in love and they end up leaving their children and wives, all to be with her.  We need to expose her because she is actually making her way to the States, since so many rich Europeans are coming here buying up all our damn businesses and real estate.

I want her in the states… she is good for my business.- nik


Living The Dream

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Living The Dream

October 10, 2013 Berlin, The Dirty 96 103,022 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Victoria Alekseeva.  Lives in Zurich from Feb-September 2013 with a married guy, drives his cars and lives at his house. Post pict of all this and presents as it belongs her. Totally fake and lies. Looking for connection in Swiss. Many fotos dont belong her at all. Cheap stuff.

Now that looks like my daughter’s new Nanny. Vicky let me know.- nik

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Ultimate 30k Millionaire Car Gets Smashed Up In Public

September 17, 2013 Berlin, Scottsdale, The Dirty 121 102,764 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, as you well know BMW (especially 3 series) is well known to be the 30k millionaire car of choice. Where there’s a tool, there’s most likely a leased BMW in his driveway. These guys decided to take revenge on his BMW for being the POS we all know them to be by smashing it up in public. Bravo!

The couldn’t just get a couple Mexicans to hold up a “Shame on BMW” sign. Good to know German’s have no idea how to use an axe.- nik

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Breast Filtered Vodka

March 16, 2013 Berlin, The Dirty 20 84,678 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Long time DA and big supporter of everything you do. So I heard about this new vodka that claims to be too good to be filtered over diamonds, BUT instead filtered over women’s breasts. After inspecting their website, I’ve determined that the majority of boob filtering occurs over +2′s. I’m wondering what you and the DA think about this new product and whether or not it will actually make it in the vodka market. Would you pay premium for a vodka poured over +2′s?

Great marketing strategy, terrible vodka.- nik

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