Is Mally Mall Dating A Tranny

September 27, 2014 Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 72

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am just trying to figure out if Nicole Mudarris is a shim. If not, then she is perfect. I noticed Nicole on Love and Hip Hop: Hollywood and she immediately caught my eye. I started to Google her, checked her twitter, and I just get this tranny vibe. Her face is masculine, her body is EXTRA, and she looks pretty much plastic. I can’t really tell who’s a real woman nowadays even if they’re born women because of the plastic and the deformed bodies. So is Mally Mall dating a Tranny??

I feel like I saw her at the W in Scottsdale last weekend. Looked like a chick to me.- nik



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Is Wire Transfer Playboy Material

September 25, 2014 Beverly Hills, The Dirty, Wire Transfer 69

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t get why Wire Transfer is not in Playboy.  She is just as hot as those broads and it’s not like they aren’t hookers too. Playboy Mansion parties look like a well stocked trout pond ready made for hookers to fish in.

She missed her window.- nik



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Dr. Payman Simoni Ruined My Face And My Life — Beverly Hills, California

September 4, 2014 Beverly Hills, Dirty Business, Hollywood 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this arrogant, rude, and insensitive man — Dr. Payman Simoni has damaged my entire face and has ruined my life. I suffer from extreme depression because of the damage that this man has done to my face. There is not a day that I don’t regret setting foot into his office 4 years ago. Don’t trust him with your precious face.



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Is Yolanda Foster Being A Hypocrite

April 27, 2014 Beverly Hills, The Dirty 41

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but this is Yolanda Foster’s daughter Gigi Hadid.  She is a real model who gets paid for print work and lives in New York.  Her mother Yolanda on the show said she would never let GiGi date an older man, which doesn’t make sense since Muhammad Hadid who is Gigi’s father is much much older than Yolanda.  So why is she being such a hypocrite about this?

Yolanda needs her daughter to date Anwar (he was the only real love of Yolanda’s life). Anwar can teach GiGi how to live with a golden heart. Is ok.- nik



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Hypocrite Sultan Of Brunei Is A Reason To Boycott Beverly Hills Hotel

December 12, 2013 Beverly Hills, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the sultan of Brunei, part of Indonesia, recently announced he will rule his oil-rich Islamic Country according to Shariah laws, including death by stoning for adultery, the amputation of limbs for theft, flogging for alcohol consumption and abortion, and other punishments. I am very surprise by the hypocritical behavior of sultan of Burnei.  He is introducing tough Islamic punishment for the acts his own son, Prince Haji Abdul Azim, commits everyday. Don’t tell me Prince Haji Abdul Azim never drinks when he throws enormous partys for he is famously called party boy in London. The prince is known for throwing lavish parties with guest lists that have included model Jerry Hall and her daughter Lizzie Jagger, Raquel Welch, Scarlett Johansson, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Lindsay Lohan, Raquel Welch, Scarlett Johansson, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Oscar-winning actresses Faye Dunaway and Marisa Tomei.  The Sultan has one of the world’s largest and most expensive and rarest car collections, numbering numbering up to the thousands. Some brands, including Bentley, Ferrari, Bugatti, and Rolls-Royce, make new cars exclusively for the Sultan that are not sold or advertised to the public. He is also very fond of gold and has a Rolls-Royce coated with 24k gold.  He often enjoys fine cigars, his 1,800-room palace is considered the world’s largest private residence. It gets close to home too, he also owns The Beverly Hills Hotel and Bungalows on Sunset Boulevard and a conglomerate of more luxury hotels worldwide that serve liquor and I am sure have adulteress affairs in the bedrooms. What do you think Nik, hypocrisy?

You really have a thing for Scarlett Johansson. I’m with you though… treat your people the way you treat your family. That is what Obama does.- nik



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What Do I Do About My Wife’s Hairy Arms

March 6, 2013 Beverly Hills, The Dirty 72

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I myself am Persian like you and so is my wife.  Both of us were born here and her whole life she has been extremely close to her home roots.  She wears designer clothes, puts on tons of make up when we are going to social events, but for some reason she wouldn’t get rid of that nasty arm hair.  It is really starting to bother me, I wouldn’t leave her or anything but I really don’t know what to do at this point?  I have begged her to laser away or trim the hair. Now she is starting to model and she won’t listen to me. So from one Iranian to another can you please tell her.

I truly believe Iranian female arm hair is caused by a child’s parents not knowing they are cousins. When you mate within the family the arm hair gets stronger. This is why I would never bang an Iranian chick because she might taste like me.- nik



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Brandi Glanville Is A Terrible Mother

January 29, 2013 Beverly Hills, Hollywood, The Dirty 941

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know everyone is so tired of Brandi’s made up drama. I was reading today how she told LeAnn Rimes “She can go f*ck herself! Well, she has to, because who would want to?”. Brandi I get that you are a reality star and need to stay relevant, but have some class. Your kids have a father and if you cannot respect Eddie then your children will follow in your footsteps. They will become soulless LIKE YOU!!! You claim to be a great mother and friend on your Twitter, but that is a blatant LIE!!!! I pray that your children don’t turn out like you!

Easy LeAnn. You are a mother by default too. Everyone just take an adderrall break for a couple days… do it for the children.- nik



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Billionaire John McAfee Is Wanted For Murder

November 13, 2012 Beverly Hills, The Dirty 63


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is John McAfee who started Mcafee virus software that he sold to Intel in 2010 for 7 billion dollars.  The dude has pretty much been set for life in the past few years and at the age of 66 he started experimenting with bath salts.  They have him writing all over blogs about how he loves the drug and how when he takes it, he just puts it up his butt.  Well, the guy is now wanted for murder in Belize and is on the run.  They police are looking for him and say there was a high chance he was high on the drug when he committed the murder.  The issue I have with this, is that bath salts are legal in Belize for use, so a murder should not be surprising thing when you are allowing your citizens to get high off bath salts.

I’m sure he has enough money to get out of this. John turn yourself in and pay someone to make this go away.- nik



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