THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Caty Fietz. She nasty. Debatably the nastiest. She’s a class ‘A’ homie-hopper, a drama whore, a hypocrite and a straight-up slut. As you can see in the first picture, she is DESPERATE for attention. The caption that went along with the photo was something along the lines of “this is me, if you’re mad or offended, idgaf, delete me.” She started a huge Facebook fight with a 17 year old girl because she thought this girl was talking smack about her. She later found out it wasn’t true and of course she couldnt let herself be made an ass of, so she just went along with it calling this girl immature and a myriad of other names, all on facebook for the world to see. She’s 20. Right? She is constantly complaining about how lonely she is and how secretly jealous she is that all her friends are in relationships yet she spreads her legs for any guy that looks at her twice. She is a raging alcoholic. Trusted sources have informed me that she can’t even afford her house because she spends so much money partying and drinking. Like this is the type of person who gets drunk at 11:00 in the morning. On a tuesday. Her immature behaviour and “lavish” lifestyle wouldn’t be so bad if she were making a decent living. She barely graduated high school and is currently working at McDonalds as a manager making $12.00 an hour. I know, wow. If only I could be making that kind of money and had the privilege of getting drunk every day but instead I have to go to college to get a career to make money to support my future family. As you can tell from the second picture, this is one classy individual. I don’t know about you, but someone who grabs another girl’s crotch while, in turn, has her own crotch grabbed by the same girl is a fine dime piece. I look at that picture and my mind just screams “dating material.” Look how bad-ath she is.In addition, she has a creepy-close relationship with her brother. Like, tattooed-his-face-onto-her-ribs creepy-close. And hey, I have nothing against close-knit families. But they’re a little too close for comfort. They take creepy intimate pictures together, oh and did I mention she has a picture of his face tattooed right next to her boob??? The last two pictures really capture her personality. I like to call them the “*Don’t* look down my shirt,” because well, she’s posting a picture of herself where her cleavage is obviously the focal point, yet when someone makes a comment about her boobs, she gets incredibly offended. While we’re on the subject of her nasty boobs, let’s look at that first picture again and notice how one of boobs is substantially bigger than the other. Ew. On top of all of this, she has disgusting teeth. She tends not to smile with her teeth in most of her pictures, not that I blame her, they’re horrendous. In closing I would just like to say that this girl needs to be taken somewhere and put with her own kind. She’s a terrible human being and I’m sick of her tormenting people because she’s insecure about herself. Plus, she nasty.
She won’t be very good at scamming people eating Mcdicks every day.- nik