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My Wife Is Acting Weird During Sex

May 7, 2013 Biloxi, The Dirty 178 83,884 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you give decent advice now and then and I know my question might be a little disturbing but I really don’t know who else to ask and I figure you have experienced some awkward occasions of sex acts in your day. I haven’t read your book yet but my sister has and she told me of some things so I know you might be able to guide me in the right direction. My wife and I have been married for six years now and I love her to death. Recently I would say about eight months ago she has been very sexually aggressive towards me and this was after a dry spell of no sex for almost a year. The problem I’m having is the things she is doing. She is like a monkey in the bedroom constantly moving around positions and making me exhausted. Every time she keeps the same pattern and it usually ends up with doggy style. I don’t mind the style but I have to close my eyes sometimes because she likes to put her index finger in the anal hole sometimes two fingers and tries to go as deep as she can. As a man of God I’m not ok with this Nik but it makes her happy so I don’t say anything. Whats bothering me more is that she puts her fingers in her mouth and sucks them after and looks at me and I pretend it turns me on. I’m pretty sure she watched some Asian porno and now has been copying the sex acts. Now don’t get me wrong Nik. I enjoy the sex and our marriage is great for it but every time I kiss my wife now I can smell the sh*t on her breathe which makes me think she is sticking her fingers in her anus at work. My sister has always thought she cheats on me but I don’t believe it. Nik how do I tell my wife I just want normal sex and no finger butt stuff? Should I confront her on this and see if she is addicted to some type of sh*t addiction? I read on the internet in my research that gay guys lick that area and lick their fingers after they have been inside the anal cavity and now I’m concerned my wife might be a closet lesbian. As you can see my anxiety over this is concerning and I don’t want God to look down on the future mother of my children. Please help me Nik and God bless you and your family.

Don’t stress my friend. Your wife is definitely a Lesbian and you are definitely a man of God. You need to divorce her because every time she kisses your lips, you are sinning. God didn’t make that hole, the Devil did.- nik



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Jungle Boogie 30

August 29, 2012 Biloxi 0 8,369 Views

Jungle BOOGIE 30!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on a float for Mardi Gras in Gulfport , MS doing the JUNGLE BOOGIE. The first pic was taken at the bar before the dance got started on the float to da PARADE’ !!! MAIS’ YA CHER’ Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Don’t do drugs.- nik



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College Teacher Sleeps With His Students

August 23, 2012 Biloxi, Jackson 2 9,093 Views

College teacher sleep with his students

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Justin Williamson is a teacher at Pearl River Community College (prcc) he likes to sleep with his students. In 2011 he started to flirt with one of his female students, and sexual entice her into his office during the first semester. Before the first semester was over he started to send her dirty text. When the second semester came around he sleep with her and now he has her pregnant. The college and the dean know about this and have done nothing. Rules of the college state. Teachers are not allowed to date or fraternize students and has been caught before and the college still has done anything. If anyone know how to put this all over the internet please do so.

You’ve submitted this dude before.  I’ll say it again, post some facts, first hand pics, texts something.  Nobody cares about hearsay.- nik



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College Teacher Justin Williamson Sleeps With His Students

July 31, 2012 Biloxi, The Dirty 16 6,936 Views

College teacher sleep with his students

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Justin Williamson. He is a teacher at Pearl River Community College, Poplarville, MS (prcc) he likes to sleep with his students. In 2011 he started to flirt with one of his female students, and sexual entice her into his office during the first semester. Before the first semester was over he started to send her dirty text. When the second semester came around he slept with her and now he has her pregnant. The college and the dean know about this and have done nothing. Rules of the college state: teachers are not allowed to date or fraternize with students. Justin Williamson has been caught before and the college still has done anything. So tell your friends and family.

Nice creeper mustache.- nik



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Nasty Mississippi Piece Of Trash

May 23, 2012 Biloxi 0 8,695 Views

This is another nasty Mississippi piece of Trash

This is another nasty Mississippi piece of Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Loria, she is Mississippi trash!! She lives rent free in different guys trailers,  RV’s whatever she can find at the time. She slept with my friends boyfriend and he got a DRD from her and gave it to my friend. I don’t know what guy would sleep with her with her yellow teeth, she looks like she ate to many cheetos!!! She hangs out at the river or this is what I am told since I dont go to the river, and she is proud to be a River Rat!!

Back fat must come in handy in trailer park beds…and camping.- nik



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Mike “Danger” Haskins

May 22, 2012 Biloxi 0 8,150 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mike Haskins has lied to me more times than I can count. He has also flirted with me and other girls constantly, and he doesn’t care if he hurts me or anyone else in the process. In fact, I do believe he is already lying to the person he’s currently “dating.” If he’s hugging and kissing other girls, I’m pretty sure that is cheating. That’s proof that he is too much of a coward to be honest with anybody. He blocked me on Facebook, and then he lies and tells me that “his Facebook is messed up.” He also told me that he was “too busy to date” because he goes to school and he works. He even admitted to my face that he knew his “girlfriend” way too long to have something happen between them. He’s a selfish coward because he never had the guts to be honest with me even though I would’ve been honest with him if I were in the same situation he is in. What he has done to me and several other girls is unacceptable, and I will do anything to make sure something like this never happens between him and another girl ever again. There isn’t one person on this earth that deserves to be treated the way I have been treated by him and so many other people. This is literally the best I can do because I no longer have anyone to turn to for comfort or advice. After what I’ve been through with other people in my life, one would think that someone wouldn’t be stupid or selfish enough to try to play with my emotions, and yet people still continue to do it. Mike is losing a TRUE friend and I’m sure he is too selfish and idiotic to care. If I had to sum up exactly who he is in as few words as possible, I would say that Mike “Danger” Haskins is Hank Burton #2. I never thought that he, of all people, would wind up stooping down to Hank’s level, but I was definitely wrong.

He’s looking for a way out of the closet. I decided.- nik



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