THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gummy girl goes to Boise State University and thinks she’s God’s gift. She loves 30k millionaires, especially the ones who live with their parents. In high school she hooked up with her teacher, Dan Young, and actually lost her virginity to him. She continues to bounce between him and her ex because she’s having trouble wrangling anyone new. Her greatest accomplishment in college will always be having a threesome with a football player, Austin Pettis (who was just drafted), because God knows she won’t be getting a degree.

I’m surprised any one of the opposite sex pays her any attention at all.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Whats good nik, here we have Lindsey Goodman and bro is she something. This girl used to run track up at the University of Idaho were she chased jerseys from football to basketball. Now as a bartender in the great Boise, ID region she made her way into the locker room of BSU. As for myself I think shes got it and believe me on this she can move it, so nik as for you what do you think?

I think she should never smile and always wear men’s dress shirts as her daily uniform.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kayla Gabica aka The Basque Vixen or as most of us in Boise Idaho like to call her the Boise Bicycle! I have become familiar with Kayla from my fiance who used to use her as a last resort f*ck back in the day; also to add while she had a boyfriend. She is quite the class act, sending nude photos which I wish I would have saved to my friends ex boyfriend, sending mass amounts of texts to my fiance asking why he is ignoring her and she misses him and then again why wont you talk to me? texts. She has had 2 DUIS within a year! She is on probation and has gotten off taking her UA’s due to a drink she takes before hand, so she does not test positive for all the drugs she is on. A classy meth, crack, pill popping wh*re! She dresses like its halloween everyday and posts status updates that say, ” tanning naked in my pool.” Are we really starved for the much negative attention you dirty girl.

Girls like Kayla will never change… posting them on a website like mine will teach them nothing.- nik