THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Kathy Ladouceur, aka Katalina Lee Ladouceur, aka Shy Ladouceur. Let me tell you a bit about this Low life Ashmont sloot. A few years ago she became honorary Captain of a Baseball team….thats right, she is now the proud mother of 9 chilren and owner of only 1. The rest have been taken away or with the fathers, or with child welfare(thank goodness). A real model citizen we have here! She claims to be a chef, and even a former stripper but in reality she has never had a job. She is broke, has nothing and lives with her Parents. she is pushing 40…Sad. Maybe thats why she is so messed up. She just got out of rehab (not her first trip there) and is hard drinking and popping the pills again. She will do anything(and I mean anything!!)for a pack of cigarettes. She thinks she is hot but, the missing tooth, bad breath, extra large gut and wide body tells us otherwise. She’s always posting half nude pics online…not pretty. She is trouble and if she comes your way you should run as she probably owes money to most of the people in Trashmont. A welfare case at its finest! Time to grow up and get a life dont you think Nik?

I don’t wanna know what 9 kids would do to a women.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Graham Douglas, the predator I made the mistake of getting within 10 feet of. He goes to Boston College, where he is a senior and consistently complains that girls don’t “put out,” yet he fails to realize that no female would ever willingly have sex with him. His glory days were in high school, which are long gone. He is an experienced drug dealer and user, and it is clear that the damage has been done, physically and psychologically. As a naive freshman, I did not get the memo to stay clear, and did not want to judge a book by its douche bag cover. I unfortunately ended up in his bed, where he then proceeded to take my virginity without my consent while I was blackout drunk. He uses no condom, and calls me the wrong name the next morning. He somehow justifies this, and we begin a texting relationship, where he makes promises to me that literally everyone at our college that calls him a tool or a douche bag is just trying to get into my pants, and that he is a nice guy. He brags to his friends about taking my virginity, while no one realizes that it was non-consensual. You would think he would be thankful a female touched him, but instead he goes on to make fun of me for being a virgin and suddenly cuts off all contact with me, leaving me hurt and confused. I am sure few girls will be as dumb as me to be in the vicinity of this drugged up creature, and a warning is not needed, but please be aware of this predator, and continue to stay clear girls (and perhaps boys?).

Welcome to college.  Don’t trust anybody on campus.- nik