The King of Philly Smut

October 15, 2014 Boston, Philadelphia 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…this guy is the biggest fake in Philly!.He posts on his Twitter and Instagram that he is an actor,stuntman and “President” of The Rock Revival.com.He is such a joke.He was in ONE episode of Veep,but all his parts were cut out and ended up on the cutting room floor.He is known to hang out with the ski slope nose sloot Kelli Kitten,who you’ve had on your page before.This guy thinks his shit doesn’t stink but hes really only a GIANT PIECE OF FAKE CRAP!.Philly girls…stay away..hes a user and you’ll probably only end up getting and drd!!! oh,,and he has bad body odour issues!!!



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Boston Girls Are So Deceiving

October 13, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 33

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t tell if this girl is hot or fat since Boston girls are deceiving.  She has a very cute face but I want to see the rest of the body cause it could be banging.  Wanted to see if the DA had any full body images of this beauty.  Also, Nik what do you think?

Fat. You take the makeup off that face and she is probably pushing 200 pounds.- nik



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Amy DaCosta

October 8, 2014 Boston 0

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Amy DaCosta… where do I begin. She is a dirty little cnt who prefers to fck boyfriends and husbands. I recently heard that is sleeping with the husband of one of her friends. May I add that she was a bridesmaid in their wedding. I don’t how guys can get hard over her – She looks like a tranny… Don’t you agree Nik?



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My Girl Cheated On Me With This Guy

September 29, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 195

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know this post makes me look like such a pussy but I really don’t care. I gave this girl my life, spent my time waking up early before work just to get her a college degree. While I was doing that she was cheating on me. I need the resources of your army to find our who the guy was. I don’t have any purpose in life anymore because I gave her my heart and soul. Dude I need your help and wisdom. I know you are busy and this isn’t real dirt but it’s my whole life. I can’t offer a lot but what I can and did offer is absolute loyalty. I just want this girl to face some degree of consequence and the only person that can provide that satisfaction is you.

I hate to break it to you, but that dude is way better looking — almost gay looking. You had no chance. It’s time to move west buddy, everyone cheats on the east coast to stay warm.- nik



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Ashley Alexiss Is A Joke

September 20, 2014 Boston, The Dirty 99

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Ashley Alexiss has been posted on here a ton of times already but I just can’t get over how many people fall for her lies. Almost every picture she uploads of herself has some sort of bullsh*t caption like, “embrace your curves” or “love everything about yourself” or some other blah blah blah kind of crap. She is a total fake. I was looking at some of the photos shes tagged in with friends/at clubs/by a photographer, ext.. and a few weeks later she will upload the same picture, only she’s 20lbs slimmer. Get real! Stop lying to everyone, you are so desperate for attention, it’s pathetic. Face reality sweetheart. You are not a REAL model, nor will you ever will. You are NOT famous, so stop trying to be. And you are NOT a role model.  The pictures uploaded are all pretty recent.  I’m not sure the order they are going to be in but as you can tell.. all are photoshopped in some way, shape or form. The fact her hair is photoshopped is enough said… the one of her in the bikini shows how short, fat and stubby she really is, LOL. Truths been out for awhile Trashley Ashley. Cut the bullsh*t.

Does this chick know that she weighs 162 lbs on a good day?- nik



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Cortney Bergstrom of Woburn

September 16, 2014 Boston 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: 3 charged in prostitution ring Section 8 scheme alleged Three Boston men accused as the masterminds behind what police called a lucrative Charlestown drug and prostitution ring used Section 8 housing as the headquarters for their drug den and after-hours sex-for-a-fee parties, according to reports.



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Danielle Doe

September 15, 2014 Boston 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Danielle Doe is super jealous that no one is talking about her and her porn anymore. She is scheduled to make another one soon.



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The AR Mystery Has Been Solved

September 12, 2014 AR Mystery, Boston, Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Roadmen. Some people get confused and think it’s Arielle Reitsma but the truth is they were twins separated at birth. They both refuse to acknowledge this fact and keep saying their twin is a Catfish.  Done solved.

My money says Amanda Roadmen looks like a real life Danny DeVito.- nik



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