Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane

April 24, 2013 Boulder, Denver 2 9,188 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This bloated and drunk ana(mal) nicole smith impersonator calls it self a business owner in the heart of boulder, CO. Joy Douglas, Aka Lisa Sancho Dickson or what ever it calls itself now is basically just a frankenstein c*m bucket whom was ran out of every town across the U.S.
A warning to all, crossing her her path is like stepping in napalm dog shit. Do not serve this life support system for a bowl movement because she shits on everyone. Joy’s poor white trash background makes her one of the rudest and crassest customers any where she goes. Next to an undeserving reality TV housewife, I don’t think anyone has ever acted so entitled for being shit out of another body. This land monster is littered with infected tattoos, drds, and residual cum and crck from one of her many dealers. It is quite ironic that this troll scorns children, but her pink and glittery business shines like a child molester’s dream, with jars of free candy and puppies. I must hand it to her though, Joy D. is pretty famous around these parts; for getting arrested for dying her dog pink and screwing anything drunk enough to mistake her for a real person. I’d rater be held down and hot carled by every hobo in town than engage in conversation with this beast. The botched face job this thing rocks was masterfully put together by the same surgeon that injected cooking oil into that famous korean woman. This parasitic worm with +2s on its face actually had to burn down its own house to collect insurance money, then blew the insurance money on her 20 day stay at a five star hotel and cheap coke. Next time some pro-life asshole tries to guilt shock me with a picture of a bloody dismembered fetus, I’ll simply change their mind by flashing a mug shot of this painted pig.



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Frat Boys Plead Guilty To Bear Mace Shenanigan

September 8, 2012 Boulder, Colorado, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 0 5,470 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this past 4th of July these two idiots at Sigma Phi Epsilon, Stephen Armbruster and Robert McManus, went on a bear macing rampage in retaliation for their fraternity house letters being stolen. They drunkenly got on a scooter and headed towards their target. But instead, they though it would be funny to spray the repellent into a party that happen to be going on Zeta Beta Tau’s front lawn. BAD IDEA! The wind shifted, and it hit a lot of people, also they crashed the scooter and were arrested soon after. The other day 21 year old McManus pleaded guilty to first-degree criminal trespassing. Meanwhile, Armbruster, also 21, pleaded guilty to third-degree assault. I swear, frat guys are such idiots sometimes. Would you have been in a frat and done drunken shenanigans like that Nik?

I was in a Frat (Sigma Pi) and I dominated.- nik



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Paige Wyatt Is The Hottest Girl In Colorado

May 16, 2012 Boulder, The Dirty, Would You? 53 10,391 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you with this chick?  She is one of the hottest girls in Colorado and she ain’t scarred to carry a gun.  Everyone also talks about how hot she is.  I had to ask you what you think and would you ever consider doing her?

Answer: Considering… actually probably not, I can’t get past the armpit. Can we please get better pictures/intel that show more detail?



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Why Is TLC Allowing This

April 16, 2012 Boulder, The Dirty 17 5,955 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I read that story yesterday about that guy masturbating to a TV show that TLC allows to air.  I have never heard of Toddlers and Tiaras but after going on TLC’s site and watching some clips, I want to tell you exactly what I would do to these sick mother f*ckers.  ANYONE associated with that show… every single person that works at TLC, the mothers of the toddlers and the perverted Judges… I would take them somewhere and make them have them dig their own grave, then I’d personally like to shoot each one in the back of the head with a shotgun.  All these people deserve to die, I cannot believe what the hell they are doing to these children?  How is this allowed on TV?  I’m not exaggerating Nik!  This is not right, and it hurts my heart to know these little girls have these monsters as parents.  What the f*ck is wrong this nation?

How are people just finding out about this show now? Boulder really is a rock.- nik

ALSO SEE: I Can’t Believe What I Did



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Why The PAC-12 Will Always Suck

April 13, 2012 Boulder, Colorado, The Dirty 22 6,796 Views

Biggest Skanks in the Pac-12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me why these girls even get the slightest attention from other guys. Yeah sure, they’re “talented” track runners, but look at them. Sad to say their normal, everyday outfits aren’t any hotter than these train wreck halloween slut-stumes. Emily (left) is a stupid barbie whose blonde hair isn’t fooling anyone. She also needs to take a break from the tanning bed. Lainey is in desperate need of a nose job. Eileen is the little gremlin looking one who is every dudes drunken hook up. And Bridgette is the hopeless idiot whose boyfriend deserves better. Combined they make up the nation’s sluttiest sprinters! God save us.

Guess the girl who submitted this… yup, chicks from Boulder are that stupid.- nik



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Karma Is A Biatch

November 7, 2011 Boulder 6 9,318 Views

Karma is a BITCH!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty sl*t’s Name is Gina Schirripa! She can be seen sl*tting it up around Isla Vista sucking a PLETHORA of gregs but beware boys…she’s a biter! When she isn’t busy getting f*cked in the *ss by ugly guys she posts pictures of chicks far hotter then herself on the dirty in order to gain some sort of self confidence. She thinks she’s hot sh*t even though she is HUGE and BEAT! She has no friends and uses the few acquaintances she has to meet ugly fat old men that are just drunk enough to lay her. This picture is one of the better ones I’ve seen of her and it is still this ugly! She loves to wear these white granny panties and I’m not complaining because at least we don’t have to stare at her cellulite filled *ss. Slthough we can unfortunately still see her thighs (Barf).

Is he hiding his boner.- nik



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