THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need a +2′s expert advice, so naturally I’m coming to you. My girlfriend is going to get a boob job in the next month or so and I want to steer her in the best direction. I’m not gonna submit her on the dirty, but she’s 5’7 weighs about 100-105lbs and has a good body frame. She’s over 18 but she’s not 21 yet, so I know there’s only certain materials and procedures she can do until she’s 21. Preferably she wants a big C low D. What should I tell her to get? Should she get it through the armpit, through the nipple? How many cc’s. Should she get silicone? Best doctors to go to in the OC area? Thanks for your help, put some pictures of Brock’s chick up for inspiration.

Email me Nik@TheDirty.com. You have to take this sh*t seriously because a hack job it will ruin your sex life and relationship.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordyn, from Toronto. I’ve seen her in person and I think she’s a hotter, younger version of Brock’s Chick. What do you think Nik?  I thought it was crazy when I realized why she looked so familiar, I still think Brock’s Chick is the hottest Dirty Celeb of all time without a doubt.

That last picture ruined my life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Please Caption this image and is that Brocks Chick. Was this what Congressman Ben Quayle has been up to? You need to get him on Nik Richie Radio. DA Strong 100.

Sorry that is not Brock’s Chick… just a bunch of blow holes who can’t cover themselves properly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just saw pictures of this girl with BC and she is smoking hot! Anyone have any info on her? I find her super attractive and have to know who she is… I think she is hot as BC and I love the pic when BC is grabbing her friends boobs.

I say we play guess the nationality… I am guessing Mexican.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for a mom with two kids, BC is looking good lately. She must have had some more work done. Since you have said she is the one that got away, I have to ask, Would You still?

Answer: No.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a recent photo of Brock’s Chick after having 2 kids within the past 2-3 years… I still think her face is and always will be the closest thing to perfection and can’t wait to see how gorgeous her daughter grows up to be!

If you are wondering… that is her Mom behind her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just got a friend request from this girl aka Carley Blight which being a long time Dirty fan I know that this is Brock’s Chick. Someone told me that Prestige Promotions, a promo company is creating fake profiles and adding all these people to help promote. They promote for a club here called Off The Hookah and they will post on the wall that they will be partying there and will tell eveyone to come out to party with them. I mean, Richmond is small and everyone knows everyone. Are people really this stupid thinking that this actually works when no one has ever seen these people? I mean they are adding girls that clearly don’t live in Richmond, or more less look that good. It is so embarrassing. Also, rumor has it that you are coming to Richmond to Party and giving away a pair of +2′s (Fake boobs). Is that true? Dirty Army Strong. Oh, here is the profile. Maybe we can get Brock’s Chic and G-Girl to come down with you to party.

Yeah, I am coming to Richmond, VA this summer. FYI- people of Richmond, Carly Blight is not a real person. Brock’s Chick lives in Pittsburgh, PA.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, someone went to a lot of trouble setting up fake Facebook profiles of Brock’s Chick and her Mother under the names Kayla Nicole and Lisa Dinverno, respectively. Their profiles aren’t discoverable through a Facebook search but I’ve attached links and screenshots. Brock’s Chick’s face kept popping up as someone I might know with 24 mutual friends. It finally dawned on me that where I actually know her from is The Dirty, so here you go!

I have about 166 fake profiles on Facebook, so I am guessing Brock’s Chick probably has 300. I wonder how much this dude Kayla is making off these fake profiles. I am guessing Don Todd makes sure pretty handsome donations.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some recent photos of Brocks Chick. For having two kids, I think she looks pretty good.  I still can’t believe she is not going to win March Madness, but for 2 kids and how beautiful she is im totally not surprised.

Yeah, I was f*cking pissed when Prodigy beat her. I heard that Prodigy’s sister Back-Up Dancer went to the town library and voted on every single computer. Can you imagine if Brock’s Chick was your Team Mom?- nik

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