Burnaby | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Macloed Sisters

February 5, 2013 burnaby, Kelowna 61

THE DIRTY ARMY: These… are the macleod sisters. Dirty nasty s*anks. Lets start off with Casey, this smart kid moved out in gr.9 to live with her promising boyfriend. of course she ended up getting pregnant and 3 months after giving birth they broke up. Shes now living back in mission with no job, not going to school smoking weed and drinking all the time depending on her parents to pay for her and her child. the same child that she puts pics of on instagram followed by bong hoots. Her breast milk is probably half alcohol. little dose casey know about her younger sister. While she was living in kelowna, the dirty marley blew one of her sisters exs, kyle and got him to eat her out. She was 12. Thats also the age she lost her virginity, but it goes on. Then she proceeded to fck quinton lachpelle, Tyrel chenery and adam mellis on the same night.Marley looovvveess putting nudes on instagram too .She hooked up with that dirty nig jamal in cenntenial park then fcked him for the cheap ass gucci purse she carries around. There is a video of her having sex with a 30yr old named Bobby, ask around it should be easy to find. The girls on 14, but she WILL get into anyones random car as long as you got some blow or weed. Props to falyn caddy though for kicking her in the face after she slept over at clayton pireces house. This bitch is a f*cking theif and will steal anything she can get her hands on. As for both of them, there fcking lying dirty little sl*ts. Casey has a booty call in kamloops, and marley has an online boyfriend in alberta. haha there both f*cking retarded and deserve to have there faces crushed. THESE BITCHES NEED TO BE PUT ON BLAST NIC!!!

Sounds like they have a promising future living on the internet.- nik

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Kelly haliti

January 25, 2013 burnaby, Georgetown, Vancouver 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this dirty little slut is a liar and a cheater. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs and she’s has a long term Adel Smajlovic. My buddy caught her red handed sleeping with another guy after they had been dating for two years. We just recently found out she has DRD so hopefully the other guy got it. This Slore is going to be posted regularly Nik so get used to her ugly face. She has to starve herself occasionally just to lose weight. She around party’s and clubbing with fake id she is only 18 sucking off all the guys at the party, she is Albania Muslim girl she docent have friends all her friends hate her she was best friend w April Boyce she is one off burnaby slut to now she have some Broun girls from Afghanistan and Kelly halite Not Her Real Name Kelly is her fake name she fcking with old mans using them for money she don’t have a live she fck with alex aq hes 32 yrs old man one of my friend said he have porn with her sheis 18 only she goes around sucking off dealers for more for free drugs she’s constantly comparing herself to she working in chanatown Vancouver Kelly halite her facebook name and other bitch with her fat friend Lydia horman , this bitch thinks shes the hottest she los her virginity to some dirty guy 35 yrs old black guy and she looking for more d*ck. and new working in dt Vancouver during and doing drugs she got some china bf she with him for hes money EVERYONE knows that Kelly fck with 15 mans on 2012 she fcking with does ppl afghan panjaby chines anywhere if u say her just ask for her numbers that’s all

That tops a whole lotta manipulation.  Just like her face will be when she figures out photoshop.- nik

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Stephanie Lang

January 16, 2013 burnaby, Vancouver 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this pig snake is a 38 year old whore first off she cant be trusted for nothing and she dates guys and trys to get with there friends and she dose 3 somes with her friends just an all round pig snake hoe i used to date her and that was my bad she forged my name to take a car from me tryed to get with one of my friends ten called the cops on me saying i beat her the cops came saw she was a lie and just told me to leave witch i never wanted to go there in the first place now i have a new girl and the pig snake cop calling goof has a new man witch she clames already got her knocked up good luck with that buddy o ya and did i metion she is a bald bitch to as fake as her hair is lol anyways shes a ditch pig that wont leave my new girl alone telling her she is my wife and posting her on here my girl is pauline a beautiful queen that dont want a pig snake cop callers atention so plz Steph leave her be u lost me so get over it o and did i also say she loves to suck dick in back seats of cars lol ooops my bad steph all is out now lol just a heads up to your man and all the others be on the look out for the pig snake cop caller Stephanie Lang

She won’t be able to draw on a wig as well as those eyebrows.- nik

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Racism On POF

November 28, 2012 burnaby, Coquitlam 294

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was on POF talking to a user by the name of IceyMocca some days ago. I had posted a picture of myself wearing a traditional East Indian (Punjabi) suit. I saw her online today Our conversation: me: im so bored, how is the beginning of your weekend going? IceyMocca: [removed] Yourself! me: what?
me: wow!! me: something wrong? IceyMocca: remove the kebab from premises me: your young and obviously fcked up me: good luck with that. I’ve asked pof to delete her account, lets see what happens

That green tint on her is from excessive amounts of Mac with a touch of photoshop.- nik

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Alan Donald Million Is A Perv

November 7, 2012 burnaby, Surrey 118

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is alan donald million. hes on pof daily harassing girls to come over to his house…this is 100 percent true!!!! he is the biggest scum bag on earth. hes a drug and addictions counselor and everyone hates him, even his own co-workers. he thinks hes some dolce gubanna underwear model in his brain. he is sooo beyond fcked up. i feel that its a need for this man to be known for what he is. you have been warned. nik what do you have to say about this coward?

He looks like a Hollister manikin.- nik

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Stop Harassing Women

November 6, 2012 burnaby, Vancouver 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This Gujarati piece of sh*t needs a lesson. A vegetarian living in Burnaby, Tarak Desai likes to add random ‘hot’ girls on Facebook, and try and get with them. When rejected, as he always will be, he shows his temper, and threatens and harasses them. He remains single because he’s terrible in bed, and likes to be ‘rough’ – his definition of which equates to a violent and awkward clumsiness. What makes him comical is his short height, which is proportional to his small dick. Even years after being rejected, he continues to harass girls despite the fact that he never gets a response to his phone calls or text messages. He has no consideration for those girls who have moved on and may not appreciate receiving his messages. He is so desperate he cannot let these women go. All of these factors, and many more that I’m sure I’ll remember later, make him an overall bad person.

Stranger danger.- nik

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Straight Out Of YYC

October 18, 2012 burnaby, Calgary 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: UPDATE! Nik, these two drug addicts have been on here many times as well as all over Calgary news for being busted for the largest credit card scam in Calgary history. Well on there latest bust they where also charged with drug possession with intent to sell and CHILD PORN! Yes you all read that right. Unfortunately Curtis Douglas Keller and Amanda Lee De Bakker are now PARENTS! There child Skyy was born on October 3rd. Now we all have to feel bad for any child the satin and his sloot girlfriend produce. Not only is Curtis currently incarcerated for 3 years. He is a pepsi snorting special k injecting now child porn loving sicko. His sloot girlfriend Amanda rather fall with on her back to any guy that will feed her habit. She was found in possession of child porn as well!!! Who knows if this child is even his! The city of Calgary should remove this child immediately. & for all you people who dont believe me read the article yourself . [click here for article]

Yup, someone defintely has their pants off.- nik

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Morgan Mctaggart Is A Paramount Stripper For A Living

September 21, 2012 burnaby, Vancouver 502

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my brother witnessed this btch dancing at the paramount. this stupid btch portrays herself to be a nice sweet girl but she is a money hungry filthy whore who takes off her clothes for a living. she use to work at the burger king in scotia bank theatre and now shes moved onto not manager at burger king but a stripper at the paramount in new west minister. all her friends that she hides her secret from are probably wondering how shes making so much money now. WELL YOU DUMB NATIVE HOE. YOUR SECRET IS OUT !  SHE WILL CRY AND BE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THINGS ARE TOUGH FOR HER, BUT WHEN SHES MAKING MONEY SHE WILL LITERALLY TREAT YOU LIKE YOU ARE NOTHING! THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID TO HER BF AND WHAT SHE DOES TO EVERYONE THAT TREATS HER WELL. WHY DO STRIPPERS ALWAYS LEAVE THEIR BFS ONCE THEY START STRIPPING?? BECAUSE UR A DUMB WHORE. AND LOOK AT WHAT VANCOUVER HAS COME TO ? PAYING FOR AVERAGE TO DANCE ON YOUR LAP IS NORMAL THESE DAYS. nik, what do you have to say about this infesting trap hole.

That picture with the guy must be her work face…- nik

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