VanDirty Boy Looking Sloot


Sloot that looks like a little boy!

Sloot that looks like a little boy!

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, meet MICHELLE DEMON***** from burnaby. shes a grade 12 students from BNS. shes such a sloot, she gets around with whatever guy she can get. shes not only been around the block.. shes been north, south, east and west, then back again. shes SO ugly even though she thinks shes the hottest thing thats ever walked planet earth. shes a total control freak, with her boyfriend and her “friends”, who DONT LIKE HER. She thinks she is gods gift..but really, everyone just puts up with her cause she bitches out when you tell her she is a stuck up sloot. SHE NEEDS TO BE ON BLAST NIK! ps; I need to know..would you?.

ANSWER: No, stupid question. She probably just got reeled in on that boat, deadliest catch style.- nik

Wannabe Noodle


AZN WANNABE

AZN WANNABE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this white boy, Tommy “Lee” thinks hes asian when hes really not. He tries too hard to get with asian girls, what is wrong with him? Stick to your white grls. He tries so hard to find a girl to go to a rave with him, its so funny. He has the goofiest friends ever like Richard  thinks hes hardcore, thinks he runs burnaby. Cmon you g wannabe we all know your just a joke. He sucks up to all the vietnamese guys he assoiates with and looks up to them and tryna be like them. But hes just making himself look stupid LOLOL. You guys are JOKES.

It’s hard to get away from the smell in VanDirty, it sounds like this guy wants to enter the racial draft and see if the noodles will take him.- nik

Ex Stealing Sloot


Ex Stealing Sloot

Ex Stealing Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nick this is katrina P*ork last year she got kicked out of a private school for wearing her skirt to high all the time. she then came to burnaby north right off the bat this girl told people lies about how she had a bf named travis that past away she is a complusive lier. recently this girl has been sleeping with her friends ex’s.it all started one night she her and her friend decided to go drinking and called one of her friends ex bf and invited him to come drink they ended up going back to his house and sleeping together and after continuly saw him after ditched her he realized his ex gf was better this girl went physco and went in to his house when he was not home and stole his hat and phone charger and burned them. after apologizing to the friend she f*cked over she went and did it AGAIN!!!!. She got kicked out of her house and stayed at one of her best friends house named m**ly. that weekend they went to new west and hung out with the guy her m**ly was seeing and his friends they were all hanging out at his house and when m**ly stepped out of the room this girl gave her best friends guy A H*ND JOB . she also likes to steal her friends underwear and bras. she also sticks her dirty bl**dy tampons in her clean socks and reuses them after she blows her 40 dollar pay checks on booze and condoms. i warn you girls keep ur bf and ex’ away as possible from this girl. if you want a piece of this a** you will find her working at stitches in brentwood mall.

I can’t take back the 1 min 39 seconds it took me to read that email. So the girls a sloot, do you realize where you live? you couldn’t slide a curling stone down the road without hitting a tranny a few sloots or a bunch of forgy men.- nik

Dead Beat Scrub


DEAD BEAT, WALKING SDT SCRUBB!!!!

DEAD BEAT, WALKING SDT SCRUBB!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a poor excuse for a man… His name is Joey G*s, well known to females from East Van, Burnaby, and even Edmonton. He has and will sleep with the dirtiest f*cking Hood Rats around. He has like 3 or so baby mommas, that people know of(I’m sure there more out there) and is nothing but a jail bird, dead beat of a father. He doesn’t have a job, he don’t take care of his kids, and he lives off the women he dates. This guy walks around thinking he’s hard and acting like he’s hot sh*t, cuz all the ghetto bitches holla at him. He gave someone I know an STD, he F*cking GREASY! Ladies keep an eye out for this one, but I’m sure a lot of you already know how this guy rolls.

I’m sure he keeps a pocket full of carrots to feed these animals he is with. Chomppers and the Douche.- nik

Burnaby On Fire


Burnabys On Fire

Burnabys On Fire

Burnabys On Fire

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, alexandra rog”’s this dirty sloot thinks shes the sh*t. shes sucks of so many different guys i heard she got a throat infection, which needed surgery… stay away from her std fire crotch, trust me i know.. stay away from her , giving you guys a warning.

Fire truck the man guzzler, slow down save some for the rest of the sloots in VanDirty.- nik

Burnaby Turned Surrey Sloot


BURNABY TURNED SURREY SLUT

BURNABY TURNED SURREY SLUT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is formerly Burnabys NOW SURREYS latest Sloot to hit the market. Her name is Nora R**hid, but goes by her nighttime sloot name Nora Arora. Honestly, I don’t even know how guys get into her pants, she is not at all attractive. Only she knows, but I can probably assure you that she is infested with diseases. This girl does not understand the concept of condoms and her vag is possibly THE leading cause of STD transmission in Western Canada. She thinks shes hardcore cuz shes super skinny, only because she starves herself. Trust me Nik, SHE WILL USE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY,. She suggested we go out shopping, and we did, and when it came time to pay, she “got lost in the store.” Shes super obsessed with her ex-boyfriend. She thinks she is better than pretty much everyone around her because her boyfriend who is much more of a loser than she is, only bigger and uglier, deals bunk weed. Shes been disowned by everyone ranging from her friends to her parents, because of what she does. This h*e needs to be taught a lesson, so I’m doing what everyone else is too chicken to do, PUTTIN HER IN HER PLACE, UP ON THE DIRTY!!

She looks exactly like what she is pointing to.- nik

Marta-Man


MARTA-MAN

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik! So this so called “girl”,animal looking thing, or tranny thinks she is soo FINE as you can tell by the photo, but really she is some nasty, STINKY, cake face c*nt who looks like shes 45 at the age of 19, poor girl. she loves to suck anyones cock so if any guy is interested, you can find her tripping out in the street on c*ke or on any other drugs and getting gang banged by some guys. But let me warn you, once her legs open you wont be able to breathe ever again.This is no hate just the truth. Nik, would you?

Answer: no.  Either her cheeks are chubby or she is missing some of her jawline.  That her nose, eyes and 5-head.

Doesn’t Deserve Any Resepect


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the first time i met this nasty HO she was all partied out came out of a house in a dress with boxers ???? all nasty and stink…. saw her again being passed around the party. WaNt a easy ride Mite gain some extra friends dirty bitch…. KAYLA NA*** her name slut is her game. One of the many condo whores…. must have slept with everyone in north van. So dirty and used, even the the nastiest don’t want none. This gurl think she some tough gangsta bitch too… seen her get smashed around a few times to, check out the welt on her eye and that douche flexing his guns …. GO BACK TO THE REZ YOU DIRTY CHUG TAKE THE BOTTLE AWAY FROM YOUR LIPS AND CLOSE YOU LEGS!!! Disgrace to our nation. Incest homie hoppin’ ho.

I feel like I’m looking at a wall, she is bland and seems like an airhead.- nik

Burnaby’s Biggest Lg


burnaby's biggest lg's

burnaby's biggest lg's

THE DIRTY ARMY: LOL that’s all i can say about these girl’s there the biggest lg’s known to b-town , anna is the worst i’ve never seen a girl try and fit in so badly it’s like she needs to be loved or else she’ll become f*cken emo and she also loves talking sh*t about people she cheats on her boyfriend all the time likes to go to party’s and f*ck other random guys sl*t much? she’s as thin as paper f*cken she looks like a stick person , gross sorry anna it’s about time someone burn’s you , ur a nasty c*nt who loves to get passed around get some classy you lilttle LG.

I don’t see one thin girl in the heard. Seems to be a recurring theme here with VanDirty!- nik

Burnabys Wannabe Raver


burnabys wannabe raver

burnabys wannabe raver

THE DIRTY ARMY: yo Nik heres erik burnabys wannabe raver. this kid thinks hes all tough sh*t but hes not hes a sronny white kid. he hits up every rave beamed out of his mind and thinking hes the sh*t with his sunglasses. this kid is p*ssy sh*t he cant fight but he says hes got mad back up yet when he fights he gets people to fight for him. he blazes so much he barely even knows his name. erik buddy ur so f*cking minor. go hit up a gym .

Ravers aren’t tough…their scared of their own shadow.- nik