Red Neck Goofs

March 5, 2012 burnaby, Dirty Army Strong, Vancouver 35 6,853 Views

Red Neck Goofs

Red Neck Goofs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Dalton Kealey. This Fat pig went around Burnaby in his Beat up car thinking he owned the Streets. Even though he couldnt even walk on them. This Fat loser and his cracked up brother though they knew kung fu and could take anyone out. I think they should both goes and seek professional help for their screwed up family and messed up imagination.
Also would hurt them to GO ON A DIET. Fat pigs.

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Douchebag Dan Barnes

February 14, 2012 burnaby, Langley, Surrey 8 6,481 Views

D-Bag Dan Barnes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this 36 year old ‘winner’ is a free loader, liar and slime ball. While we were ‘dating’ he had other women on the side and was constantly looking for someone better. He trolls Craigslist looking for his next victim!! Pretty sure he had a little nose candy problem! He always needed to borrow my car, or money. He also had this wierd habit while we were having sex, he always wanted me to tell him “he was the best I’d ever had” pfffffttt!! ya right! Talk about the same old thing over and over again it was a good thing I was drunk most of the time!

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Fat Sloot Of Burnaby

February 7, 2012 burnaby, Vancouver 31 9,569 Views

Fattest skank of burnaby

Fattest skank of burnaby

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to start. Ive never in my life seen such a nasty c*ck hungry wh*re. This girl doesn’t even remember how many guys shes f*cked. She works at McDonalds and is the greasiest, fattest bi*ch ive ever seen. I went to the clinic with her not only to find out she was pregnant, but she also has DRD. If anyone had f*cked this nasty h*e, RUN!

A little obvious you photoshopped your bra line don’t ya think…- nik

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The Ultimate Douche

January 24, 2012 burnaby, Vancouver 63 10,236 Views

the ultimate douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, teet Steve the ultimate douche Dhillon from Burnaby. This retarded looking welder thinks he is so smooth, but is really nothing but a wannabe player. He might act all nice and cute at first but all this lying cheating creep wants to do is sleep with you. I’ve been talking to him for the past couple of weeks and the entire time he was dating another girl. The pig told me all the things any girl would love to hear, but at the same time was a total creeper and kept wanting to talk about sex, he definitely has some creepy obsession with sexting. Steve you should really think about why you make fun of the dips you work with because you are just as dirty as them. And yes, he is as dumb as he looks, he told me he got busted by his girlfriend sending me texts while he was trying to get himself off thinking about the one time we hooked up, get over it. The other guy in the photo is his gay lover hardip, he kept asking me to hook him up with one of my friends. Steve, why are you so obsessed with hooking ‘buddy” up? It kind of looks like you’re the one who wants to hook up with him by the way you are holding him so close. What really makes steve such a douche is that even after he got busted by his girlfriend, he still begged me to send him pictures of myself in lingerie i just bought. What a douche, while his girlfriend was probably crying her eyes out, he was still trying to get himself off. He would even text me while he was out with her some nights. This is why you are the ultimate douchebag steve. The loser even told me that his girlfriend blocked his number, and that her sister called him and mouthed him off, serves you right. Steve, this means we wont be having our 5am chats before you go to work from now on. Ladies if you see this disgusting ape-looking loser around, stay away! Ps. Go ahead steve post me up here, then your girlfriend will know why you were cheating on her with me.

All lies to get you to think he left his girlfriend.  He wants to lock down a few long term booty calls before he ties the knot…I decided.- nik

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Biggest Slore You Will Ever Meet

January 3, 2012 burnaby 23 5,240 Views

biggest whore you will ever meet

biggest whore you will ever meet

biggest whore you will ever meet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Royal Hall, she’s been on her before and she’s back on it again. This girl is the dirtiest girl i have ever met she will hook up with any guy she meets it doesn’t even matter to her if she has a bf shes gonna cheat in him. Royal is the dumbest chick i have ever met she didn’t even finish high school she’s a f*cking drop out who has the education of a gr 9 person or less. I like how she likes to flash her boobs all the time and never her *ss, oh wait because she has no *ss! Royal like’s to think she’s tough and she’s the sh*t just because she has no life and likes to pick on people younger then her and bully them. I remember one of her ex bf who’s younger then her, she went to his house and throw rocks at there windows broke them and took off. I wouldn’t be surprised if this cracked out wh*re ends up in jail anytime soon, she’s done a lot of sh*t illegal sh*t plus selling drugs and doing them is like her full-time job. My question is Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she’s way too comfortable giving lap dances and showing off her boobs. She’s made for a strip club.

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Gurpies Anyone

December 13, 2011 burnaby 19 5,347 Views

 Gurpies ANYONE ?

 Gurpies ANYONE ?

 Gurpies ANYONE ?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone meet Gurpreet Gurwall/Keely AKA Gurps. Brown eyes, brown hairs, comes in at about 500 pounds, reaches about 5’5, got one size double d and one size c (oblonged) stinky feet, smelly treat, ALSO AN OFFICAL WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY.COM may I add, nothing good about that. This McDonalds obsessed wilder beast was a size double zero in spring 2008 three months later became three hundred pounds and is still continuing to gain massive amounts of weight even though she has pepsi, E, MD*A, M*TH, weed, and liquor addictions the drugs still couldn’t help her shed a few pounds if her life depended on it. But being a fat stinky sl*tty drugged out whore who wouldn’t even be worth seeing at a 25 cent peep show but some how weasles her FAT shaved armed sweaty bulging *ss into other people’s relationships. Yep, she’s one of those gosh darn homewreckers. She doesn’t care if the dudes married, long termed, even if he’s your friends boy she’s more than willing to try anything to ruin happy relationships. The sad thing is she surrvived getting hit by a car that should have totalled her stupid *ss. She is a blimp of exsistence on this planet; lower than scum, she is tha bacteria that grows on scum. For anyone who knows Gurpreet she is a worthless backstabbing b*tch, that can’t hold a job, friends, and money. I’m proud to say that she is the brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless speciman who doesn’t even know what a f*cking stretch-mark is. They’re everywhere on her body. ANYWHO LAST BUT NOT LEAST, my question is to you Nik, would ya?

Answer: No, she has a wide misshaped mouth and the lack of knees = thunder thighs.

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Am I Missing Something Here

December 4, 2011 burnaby, Vancouver 51 9,721 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I don’t want to waste anymore time than I already am, but I wanted to know what you think of this girl. Everyone thinks shes such a babe, am I missing something or what? I personally think she should have gotten her nose fixed before her +2s! What do you think Nik?

Her nose is about 6 inches.- nik

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Burnaby Junkie

December 1, 2011 burnaby, Vancouver 20 9,403 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea Furnall she is known in Burnaby as a junkie wh*re who steals peoples boyfriends and does anything she can to get her pills. She use to claim she’s dating this guy who denies it till the death she also claims that her step mom hits her and abuses her when everyone knows the truth. This girl is a impulsive liar. She met a friend at her work who was willing to take her in and let her live with her and her bf and being the deceiving little girl she is she goes and sleeps with him not only doing that but getting the gf kicked out of her own house?!?! Really?? This girl is psycho and has no idea how people can see her for what she is a junked out slu* who impulsively lies and sleep with everyones bfs. Hun your how old? 23? Stop living off your parents and get a job and do something with your life.

She paints the top of her forehead to cut an inch off her 7head.- nik

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