THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amy ‘DG’ Crain, or so her facebook says. The DG standing for dirty girl, which is exactly what this girl is. She sloots around and gets with every guy she can grab with her huge man hands. If you get with her, you have a 99.9% chance of catching something. All she ever does is get drunk and get with as many guys as she can. She will do just about anything for a guy that gives her alcohol. She uses any chance she can get to dress like a sloot. In my opinion she looks like a man. What do you think, Nik?

She needs to cover up more no one seriously wants to see all that flab.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Britney Benard. I always see her at clubs on the weekends with her friends, ive talked to her once an she seemed like a nice chick. but iv also seen her shoot down a lot of guys, which makes her a snob at the same time. she works with kids i guess and my friend goes to college with her, she models on the side too. my friends say they would but i honestly im not for sure if i would! So Nik, would you?

Shutting guys down all the time doesn’t make you a snob it makes you a self poster.  Nice preemptive post trying to make yourself look good.  Lets get some real pics of this troll, I know these pics shave off about 20-30 lbs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: trent mayer the true player goes around mackinng on the LG’s all the time. He lost his virginity to a grade 9 girl when he is in grade 12. He drives around girls 24/7 just to get some ass. hes so desperate he would fck a lightpole. he acts like a mocho man but his dick is smaller then half a pencil. this guy needs to get it through his heaqd that he is so ugly and no girl would ever tap that. what do you think nik?

I see him filling online sloots wish lists, thinking they’ll actually sleep with him…little will he know the ‘girl’ he’s talking to looks just like him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I found your dream girl! Shes really hot and popular around here, she goes to my school. Her name is Ange….so would you?

Answer: No, even her unbrushed cheap hair extensions can distract me from a face that makes her look 37 when she smiles.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jesus Renteria AKA “Ducky”. He thinks he’s the last Coke in the desert. He parties around like there’s no other and thinks he can get any chick he sees. He’s always drunk and rolls around with his best friend Manuel Garcia. You can usually find him at clubs fist pumping with alcohol in hand. He thinks he’s a perfect 10, but he can’t even drive himself around because he has no car. What a waste of man.

Someone needs to remind him that he lives in Kansas.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Wichita’s DIRTIEST LITTLE boy! You think sleeping with 100 girls is nasty, imagine sleeping with 150 PLUS! This guy right here spends his days smoking weed in the basement of his MOTHER’S house, still getting ALLOWANCE. He’s 20 years old and has a different girl over at his house every other night, even though he claims to be in a relationship now. That doesn’t stop him from talking to girls and sneaking around to see them! This boy will always be known as a wh*re and always be known to live at home with momma getting her money to live his life! SO SAD!

There’s a naked guy standing beside him, and he isn’t using a flotation device…just sayin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this homie hopper girl right here lied about having cancer so people would feel sorry for her. Then hooks up with all the homies stays with them for a few weeks then on to the next one.what school do you really go to Hutchinson CC Butler or Emporia and who talks sh*t about someone and get beat up twice just saying maybe you should stay away from everyone cause your rubbing off people.

Lying about cancer is a whole different kid of crazy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jesse Amador. He is a huge man wh*re and he is GROSS. He does nothing but lie. His buddy Michael Harper is on here, and they are just alike. He has at least 3 kids that I know of, I’m sure there are more. He is a cheater, and he has knocked up a girl I know twice! She aborted the first one, now she’s keeping the second. You’d think she’d know to stay away from him after all the sh*t that he did!  Douuuche! He deserves to be blasted. What is up with that duckface any way?

This guy can’t wait for the day he can grow a hairy patch over that bumchin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Devin. She is 19 and lives in Wichita. She is a really sweet girl, has a beautiful smile and is gorgeous!!!! I’m just wondering, would you?

Answer: No, she carry’s too much weight at the bottom of her face, her teeth also jut forward.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is “Lolita lLpez” or Mimi. Whichever name she wants to go by. I think she is most definatlly one of the most beautiful girls in Wichita. She’s such a heartbreaker and always has a cute boyfriend. I wish I could look good in half the crazy clothes she wears. So Nik, would you with this sexi mexi Lolita?

Answer: No, she has a droppy old man nose and chin + shes a gogo girl.