Cabo San Lucas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Natalie Scott Is So Late To The Party

August 10, 2014 Cabo San Lucas, Hollywood, The Dirty 72



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Natalie Scott is so late on this escorting thing.  Ask any girl working her longer than 2 years and they will they you they have a been on that plane… c’mon girl, you can’t flaunt a John that we have all seen.

That plane is too small which is a bad look in the Porta-Potty game.- nik

+ Submit More Info 72 Comments

Porta Potties Invade Cabo With A New York Yankee

July 22, 2014 Cabo San Lucas, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was taken in Cabo, there porta potties were staying at a Yankee player’s house. I am an acquaintance of one of the girls.. makes me sad that she doesn’t know better than to flaunt this online.  It sucks what she has become.

Any guesses as to who the player was? And why he imported trash?- nik

+ Submit More Info 15 Comments

Kate Upton Really Is Whale Wars

July 17, 2014 Cabo San Lucas, Cancun, Hollywood, The Dirty 435


I wasn’t kidding when I named her Whale Wars.- nik

[Images: Splash News]

+ Submit More Info 435 Comments

How Can I Cop This Tiger Shirt

October 21, 2013 Cabo San Lucas, The Dirty 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure what country this is from. I think Mexico. Anyway, I want to buy this 3-D Tiger shirt. Can anyone in the dirty army share the purchase link?

I kind of want to pet this Tiger. She looks friendly.- nik

+ Submit More Info 47 Comments

What Was The Total Bill For Fake Equis Cabo Vacation

April 4, 2013 Cabo San Lucas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 138

aser copy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, feel free to answer this on your show or the site or not at all lol. How does Fake Equis set these weekends up and how much does he (his pops) pay? I mean I make really good money but I’m pretty sure I couldn’t afford to make that happen. What do you think the final bill was after flight, house, food/drink/pepsi and pay for play? I’m thinking it was at least 15-20K minimum. Thoughts? Also could you get Fake Equis on your show to explain his lifestyle and what he does or does he “hate” you?

Fake Equis hates my guts, he will never come on the radio show. Plus, do I really want him on? His whole life is cheating… anyone can pay for things. I want to see this guy earn 5 b*tches in his bed, not bankroll it.- nik


Fake Equis Guide To The Perfect Cabo Vacation

+ Submit More Info 138 Comments

Fake Equis Guide To The Perfect Cabo Vacation

March 29, 2013 Cabo San Lucas, Hollywood, The Dirty 174

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, going to keep it really short.  Everyone is always hating on Fake Equis and how his life sucks… The guy has the best life ever.  I’m sure your trips to Cabo ain’t nowhere near as fun as Fake Equis.  He lives life the right way and no one can deny that sh*t.

Fake Equis has the best Dad in the world.- nik

**Click on the MORE PHOTOS to see Fake Equis’ step-by-step manual on how to Cabo.**

+ Submit More Info 174 Comments

El Patron Nik Richie Is A Living Legend

September 12, 2012 Cabo San Lucas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 166

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might sound crazy and completely off base but I have to ask you. A couple months ago my buddies and I took a trip down to Cabo. Fishing, booze and skirts. So during FBS we met a group of hot Scottsdale girls who graduated from ASU and of course work in the nightlife scene as cocktail servers until the figure out their path. We hung out with these skirts for 3 days and got to know them really well. When they said they were from Scottsdale I asked them if they have heard of This is where you made our trip Nik, as if us gentlemen didn’t worship you enough once we heard this story you became immortal. So the hotter girl of the group said she knew you personally. She claimed when she was a sophomore you guys got drunk one night at some club and you invited her back to your place Optimus or something. She told us you made her get naked and do 360′s inspecting her body and every time she tried to touch you you pushed her away. She kept pausing while telling us like she was getting emotional and at this point my boys and I were getting boners. Something about a hot chick telling a sex story in her bikini. Anyway she tells us you walked her into your bathroom naked and watched her take a cold shower just staring at her body, not talking. She said she was so turned on at this point she was shaking. She said you turned off the shower and refused to give her a towel then directed her to the toilet and watched her shake and requested that she pee. She said you told her once she peed you would give her a towel and she was literally freezing. As she’s telling us she is acting out the shaking and we’re all seeing booby shake, thank you Nik. Now this is where she breaks down a bit and she claims as she was peeing you moved the wet hair out of her face and just stared into her eyes and all you could hear was pee hitting the toilet water. She said once she was done you gave her a towel made her stand up and move to the side as you looked at the color of the pee. She said you made her bend down on her knees and smell the pee with you. At this point she stopped telling the story and we had to force it out of her 2 shots and 20 minutes later. She said after you guys smelled the pee you told her to put her clothes back on because she was not “healthy” and you made her leave. No sex no nothing. I asked her if you were joking with her and she said no she was crying as she left and that you recommended that she change her daily diet. The story was amazing Nik and poor girl was a smoke show and refused to have sex with any of us. Who knows if she has had sex since. The way she told the story was so intense it was like therapeutic for her. So Mr. Richie if this really happen I thank you because you made our FBS amazing.

Ashley I apologize.- nik

+ Submit More Info 166 Comments

Does Scooby Snack Have A Job

August 26, 2012 Cabo San Lucas, Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, St. Tropez, The Dirty 25



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m really confused about Scooby Snack. Is she from a rich family? How can she be on a boat in St. Tropez one week and then on a boat in Cabo the next? Also, why does she never invite her boyfriend on these trips?

This was a strong summer for SS. What economy issues?- nik

Also See: Scooby Snack

+ Submit More Info 25 Comments