Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Jazmin Vale Is A Celebrity In Queensland

July 13, 2012 Cairns, The Dirty 17 9,788 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s photos of Cairns, Queensland sk*nk Jazmin Vale, a so-called Catholic school girl with gigantic +2′s and a penchant for tats. She b*tches constantly that the guys she dates “are banging strippers” while they’re with her. Thrown out of almost every club in Cairns, she’s always loaded with “cash”. And in Cairns, we’re knee-deep in sk*nks. Don’t forget us, Nik!

What country is Cairns in?- nik



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Soak It In

April 17, 2012 Brisbane, Cairns, The Dirty 55 9,236 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow I didn’t know we had so many haters in this town.  sad.  Just because someones good looking doesn’t mean shes a hoe, I’m sick of all the jealous girls thinking they’re better than me.  I paid for my own t*ts thank you very much, and I spend a lot of time getting myself to look the way I do, don’t hate cause your lazy.  Nik f*ck you and this website.  You guys don’t deserve to look at me which is why I only gave you a thumbnail.  Don’t hate cause I’m beautiful…lataz pervs.

Gayden Solo: Nik it took forever but I managed to expand her thumbnail to a regulation sized pic.  She must really have it out for us with a low blow like that.

I think I want to move to Brisbane.- nik



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Guess Who Got Boobs

April 15, 2012 Brisbane, Cairns, The Dirty 20 9,363 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I knew this day would come.  Libby Powell, town pump has gotten implants.  I guess she couldnt take people staring at her BIG nose all the time so she got boobs… everyone knew this chik was gunna spread her legs for a living, she slept with half my mates in school, and imma pretty popular kid, one would say a sik c*nt = shes a ho.  aye so nik do you think this chick will ever get a real job? she already got some guy to buy her t*ts, why stop there..

Hopefully a guy will buy her a nose next.- nik



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