A Lot Of Honour In Being A Homewrecker


A lot of honour in being a HOEmewrecker

A lot of honour in being a HOEmewrecker

A lot of honour in being a HOEmewrecker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick, Honour Toth, is one of the biggest and dirtiest people I know and trust me, I don’t throw those words around often. She’s slept with so many people, including guys with families, her cooch is starting to look like a turkey neck. She’s a catcher’s mitt for DRD and has a daughter she can’t even see let alone provide for, which..thank god maybe there is hope for us as a human race after all that we can recognize that a crack using, home wrecking sloot really isn’t fit to be called a mother. All I can say is that I’m surprised to have not found her picture on your website before because I have found no better candidate.

Speaking of a lot, how many clip ins do you think are on her head.  While were at it lets also guess the number of bras.  I’m got, 7:3.- nik

Maxine Mother Of Two


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motherof2

motherof2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by the name of Maxine Bennett, she just recently turned 18 & has 2 baby boys 11 MONTHS apart. She doesn’t do anything but open her legs for anything that walks, her first babies dad had called social services on her and had him taken, sad to say both her two boys are under her dads custody while this ‘ big girl ‘ goes out to the club every weekend, sleeping with everyone that walks to have a place to stay. She mooches off people for smokes, money. Her dad just finally kicked her *ss out because she needed to get out and get a job, has she? i don’t think so.. im pretty sure she sits on her a** and doesn’t do anything but get completely smashed and will sleep with anything that walks no matter what they look like, their dick size, NOTHING, she doesn’t care as long as she gets some. She doesn’t shower, she doesn’t have any hygiene WHAT SO EVER. She will pretend that she is pregnant with her any guys kid to keep them around and to suck them dry of what they have. I’m pretty sure she was trying to sleep with the guy that her ‘ best friend ‘ has been seeing for the past couple months, she use to always throw hints towards him, and he told everyone he would not touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. Did i mention she told a pregnant chick that she wasn’t scared to knock her out pregnant or not? uhh.. she use to only care about smoking the green when she was pregnant with her first little boy, and even in -30 weather he would only be dressed in a thin snuggy, a hat, and two THIN blankets NOT EVEN IN A CARSEAT, also.. she just recently took a 16 year olds virginity & practically brushed him away like he was nothing THEN the night after that she went to the roadhouse with her ‘best friend’ her boyfriend , and a couple other people & ended up going back to the house & sleeping with a freshly turned 18 yr old OUTSIDE on a couch, in front of everyone, as he puts it ‘ IT WAS THE WORSE LAY OF HIS LIFE’ .. Girls, keep you’re boyfriends close to you, cause this little whore will do ANYTHING, and i mean ANYTHING to get with them. I personally think Calgary should watch out for her to be honest.

Looks like she’s going for a third, or find a way to ditch the first 2.- nik

Sociopathic Man Slore That Likes To Call Himself A Christian


Sociopathic MANWHORE that likes to call himself a Christian

Sociopathic MANWHORE that likes to call himself a Christian

Sociopathic MANWHORE that likes to call himself a Christian

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve got a juicy one for you. This guy sucks the life out of one city at a time and then moves on to another. You may know him as Myles Matchett, or Myles Kirkpatrick – either way I’m sure you know him as the guy who f*cked you over. He’s a classic freeloader, with the manipulative tactics of an absolute sociopath. He’s somehow perfected his ability to strut around getting everyone to kiss his massive hairy balls, basically hand over their wallets, and unzip their pants. He has no boundaries, standards, or morals. Hes done everything from f*cking his best friends virgin girlfriend, to dumping his own pregnant fiance. And the only reason he keeps getting away with it, is by moving. Everytime he f*cks over someone new, he moves away and finds someone else to suck the life out of. He’s been all over Alberta and Saskatchewan – Strathmore, Regina, Saskatoon, Calgary, Lethbridge.. you name it, he’s been there. And hes left total destruction behind. Rumor has it hes living in Slave Lake right now.. so watch your backs up there! And you better throw chastity belts on every woman you care about – just for good measure. Oh and I better not leave out the best part, he grew up in a Christian home and knows how gullible people are when it comes to religion.. So his favorite get out of jail free card is ALWAYS dropping the “I’ve recommited my life to Christ” card. Seriously Nik, I call BULL-SH*T.

Soo awkward he required an extra ‘O’.  Why’s he pointing at the hat?- nik

Foot Face


Foot Face

Foot Face

Foot Face

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m really sorry to blind you… but this? It thinks it’s good looking. Can you set it straight? I’m sorry I can’t tell if it’s a guy or a girl, so I’ll just go with “it”. I found it on a blogging website and it thinks it’s so hot. I just want to vomit every time I see a picture of it! Nik set this thing straight and beg of it not to post pictures of itself any more! Someone could go blind!!! I mean like, it needs it’s eyebrows waxed, a nose job, some +2′s and maybe just a new face? Nik you know best!!

Her bellies not high enough priced to get a boob job.- nik

No Words


no words.

no words.

no words.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have known this girl for several years now – Her name is Sara S-a-r-a. Martin. She has wonderful friends who CONSTANTLY put up with her obnoxiousness and crude and rude behavior. You cant go out with her in public because shes like a walking road side attraction with her obscenities. She snorts blow like its going to disappear off the face of the planet, breaks into peoples homes and steals things after being there ONCE – LIES continuously to her friends about her problems even though we all know she has one. Sara talks about how pretty she is, how great her t*ts are and how tight her p*ssy is after meeting people for the first time – talk about first impressions. She steals petty things from her friends and mooches off the government as much as she can. Shes incredibly unreliable and selfish. Sara has a giant chip on her shoulder and thinks the world owes her something.

Her thighs make great arm rests…just saying.- nik

She’s Back


SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Well well well if it isnt Wh*renessa(Vanessa) once again.  This crcked out greg sucking troll thinks no one else hates her, ha think again!! No one in the modeling industry likes you! We laugh at you, make fun of you, wondering when you are going to get the hint and stop modeling cause clearly I think im right when i say this is that your not a model until your modeling for the big guys in LA or NYC, so please save yourself from being humiliated. People were trying to defend this poor ol soul ( herself *cough*) saying that she has better photos ???? Lol im pretty sure she doesn’t and clearly a lot of people can see also that she doesn’t!! I pity this Quinn guy. At least he found better it seems you have some jealousy issues, Its ok sweet little Gremlin we can fix u up but we’d need to put in a lot of time and effort and a lot of money and I’m sorry but don’t think there is enough money in this world to help you look better . Nik please put this retarded greg pepsi head to rest she needs a wake up call!!

You can’t push flap jacks up into something good, nor can you hide that chin so don’t try…- nik

Sociopath Sloot


SocioPath Daddy Fucker

SocioPath Daddy Fucker

SocioPath Daddy Fucker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, beware High River, Vulcan, and Calgary people. This dirty little wh*re here is Jessica Kayley Heather, she is a Sociopath. and is dating her daddy, of course there both in denial that there related but you can totally tell they both have the same chin, and nose. There both sick people, and they deserve all that’s coming to the both of them. They both play mind games on everyone they know, Jessica’s boyfriend/dad burnt bridges with all of his family members. You know what they say Jess, karma is a b*tch!

I see braces, that guys a pedo.- nik

Meet Jessi Jacewicz


The faguation

The faguation

The faguation

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessi Jacewicz, He’s a 19 year old piece of white trash that thinks he’s off Jersey Shore. He doesn’t understand the fact that he’s glowing white and has arms as big as a 16-year old girls. This f*ggot is one of the dirtiest guys in Calgary, he had sex with a 14 year old girl and parties with little girls! Talk about F*CKED UP. I guess he doesn’t get the whole “she’s to young for you bro” written on his t-shirt. This piece of sh*t needs to grow up and start acting his own age, he needs to realize that this ISN’T Jersey Shore and he sure as hell will never look like he’s from it. He thinks he’s so tough because he fights with people over Facebook and Twitter and the worst part is is that he’s an adult and he fights with minors. Jesse brain is almost as small as his p*nis, he talks more sh* than a little girl he’d fuck but the only worst part is having to see his nasty rat teeth as he talks.

Little girls resemble guys which is why they appeal to them.- nik

Forest Lawn Sloot


Forest Lawn Cumdumpster!

Forest Lawn Cumdumpster!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, right here you have the lowest of trash. She goes by the name of Natasha yet most people call her the c*mdumpster. She has a child who she only gets on weekends becasue of her drug habit being so intense. If smoking crack wasnt enough when she was pregnant she decided to smoke it around her 4 year old. Her and her “hubby” who she cheats on constantly well working at the crummiest liqour store in Calgary (which of course she got fired from) were dealing out of their home to the point where it was a walk in garbage disposal. The girl who sits on her *ss all day doing nothing but smoking pot and telling people she goes to school couldnt even pick up a dish towel and do a load of dishes. Apperantly she perfers the bugs inside all year around. Mind you she should be used to bugs since she f*cks any guy she can get her hands on. The worst part about it is he a great guy and she offers blowjobs to his friends for rides. If you ask me Nik this girl needs to get smacked around a few times, and i dont mean in bed.

Sucking in does not make your cheeks appear to be bigger, it makes you appear to be stupid.- nik

Look At That Nose


look at that nose

look at that nose

look at that nose

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this chick here goes by the name kat fox dont know why when her names actually katarina grabic. she thinks she can model but just look at that giant nose. she bounces back from van city and calgary looking for work, i wonder if it cuz once the guy takes her pic he realizes that her nose is just to fckin big. and now those stupic lip poses like what the fck is that your lips are ugly as well and all of her facebook post are about how shes looking for a new job or how she took a pic of her without make up(last pic) even without make up your nose is still big. take the hit stop modeling and just get a normal job at mc dicks or become a stipper cuz atleast then people will look at the tits before the nose.

Bouncing back n forth is her job.  The photoshoots are for better ads.- nik