THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, meet Brittany “the Heartbreaker” Van Doren. Also known but her prostitute name “Lacey Banks\” She is an incapable mom of two and the biggest hooker in Red Deer!! She locks herself in the bathroom and gets high while she leaves her two young kids outside! She’s a user of everything! She suffers from hardcore depression from daddy issues and is always popping anti-depressants along with toking, doing fat Hollywood lines, drinking, MDMA, basically whatever this leech can get her hands on! She is a sociopath and doesn’t want anything to do with you unless she can use you in some way! She will say anything to gain your sympathy off the hop. This quick trick will do you anywhere, her house with kids locked in their room, your house, fuck, even on the side of the highway! All for the low price of $180! This little trollop likes to talk a lot of smack like she’s tough but she\’s just a cheap tramp bimbo with fake titts and a lot of issues. She’s as unoriginal as her tattoos. Stay away, unless you need a quick release… Then her smashed out twat is only a text and an hour wait away!!