Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Collette Crusty Courchene

May 17, 2013 Calgary 0 7,456 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Collette Crusty Cunt Courchene ! she calls herself “toe-neek” should be more like “camel – toe” she is not only Winnipegs biggest skank but also Fort Alexanders biggest skank !! Just another thing produced from another dirty reserve sagkeeng ! This girl is so scandalous she USED to be one of my good friends until I really saw how 2 faced and dirty she was ! Collette has slept with OVER 75 guys FORSURE probably even more. She doesn’t even take care of her daughter , she gave her up just so she could party and go out. She doesn’t even know who her little girls REAL dad is! She “claims” that it is this guy John Courchene, they call him JohnG (hes another one that should be on the dirty, he “johns out with crcked out hookers in Central).But who knows with this skank she cheated on him time after time, even with his OWN COUSIN Luke Swampy!! She has no idea who her babys dad really is, she just gots anybody to play daddy to her kid when she had her. She is the biggest drug addict I know! She’s all drugged out , pilled out and drunk EVERY weekend! But not only is she a junked out loser, she is also full of drd’S . She got A**S from all her needle using! I cant even count the amount of times she has had Ch***ia !! she thinks its nothing just because she can get medication for it! But she cant get nothing to cure her aids or her warts! This dirty hoe even has warts all over her crotch, its so disgusting! One time we were at a party and she was in the room with some guy she just met & he came out of the room right away and told every she had lumps all over her c*nt!! GROSS Nik, she neeeeds to be put on the dirty so all the people of the world know to stay away from COLLETTE COURCHENE



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Pedofile Teddy

May 16, 2013 Calgary, Edmonton 18 9,206 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Eddie Teddy Sam, I don’t even wanna know where teddy came from, probably that hermaphrodite porn he gets off on. I’m almost surprised this waste of space is not on here yet. Eddie is a waste of space, a deadbeat loser, he already has 2 bb mamas in edmonton and more to come in calgary. Eddie roams all the dating sites, especially POF looking for more bitches to hopefully stick it in. I can’t believe this ugly motherfuker has 2 bb moms and more bitches on the side. All this guy does with his life is slang cke n cr*ck, never has money for anything n always begging people to send him money or buy him stuff because hes too fuked up on his own shit to even have nice hygeine. This nasty drd infested guy is always mattress hopping, hoping to come across the next dumb hoe to support his loser ass, everytime i see this guy, he reeks of African musk, take a shower Eddie. I swear this guy is a pedofile, always has picture of kids on his page and when people asks, he says hes a babysitter! Watch your kids around this guy!

I wouldn’t hire him.- nik



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Aqua Slaughter

May 16, 2013 Calgary 6 6,834 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I’m sure we’ve all missed the infamous Aquaa Slaughter, haven’t we? Apparently she’s a make-up artist now.. Wouldn’t want her touching me, she can’t even do her own face up decently. Recently she’s taken to posting on Nexopia about how many random guys “just send her money to shop”. For “no apparent reason. They just do”. But we all know the truth. She’s sending out users pictures of her saggy meat flaps in turn of her paypal numbers increasing. Disgusting. We all know you’d go low, Aquaa, but we didn’t think it’d be this low. (jk you lived up to what everyone was thinking).

All she did was buy a belt.  She’s still self employed.  I decided.- nik



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Katie May, No Katie Will

May 14, 2013 Calgary, Red Deer 4 10,367 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie May grossest girl around. She was engaged and cheated on her fiance with over 22 guys, She brags she lost her virginity at 17, she’s 20 now (She’s had 4 “serious” relationships since I met her) and while dating two of them, she had three other “serious” relationships going on. She constantly has to have a man beside her. She has slept with just under 85 guys. Every time someone smiles at her she puts their dick in her mouth. Play twenty questions with her drunk, She claims to have had sex over 5000 times with all these different men, I’ve even herd some of the men say she has the rankest smelling puss, the smell follows her around. She will sleep with you, make you fall for her, she’ll waste all your money, She sits there and does nothing all day, you walk into her house and see nothing but fruit flies and dirty dishes. We even found a stash of used pads in her room whilst cleaning. I feel bad for her current fiance, Poor guy doesn’t know whats coming at him, Besides her nasty smelling cooch.

Mouth jewelry is for gregs.  I decided.- nik



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Sayer Aint So

May 14, 2013 Calgary 44 8,900 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Hoe Name is Amelia Sayers she is a 18 year old Little Cr*ck head she Sleeps with so man brown men in Calgary ,she smokes crack with her older sister alexia . in front of her new baby nephew she acts like she the shit but really she just a gangster behind a computer when I see here around she looking to the ground or trying to bounce aha , Amelia has a boyfriend his names Billy crow shoe he’s like a guy who always in pc and he likes to talk a lot of shit fcken LOC . bitch , they both are feasted with drd They Both like to spreaded there drd’s around its Funny when SHE SAYS SHE LOVES him but bitch he loves a lot of girls u aint his girl nore his main wife ur just one the others on the side . Herd she so loose & SHE fcks and sucks old men for drinks dats gross didn’t her mom teach her respect I pity this bitch she need to learn to respect her body I can smell her pussy from here LOL & you can tell she is a Cr*ck whore cause back then she wasn’t as skinny as she is now ..GROSS People need to put this BITCH on blast



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Christine The Dream

May 10, 2013 Calgary, Medicine Hat 10 8,328 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Christine, she is a cracked out bitch who will use any man she can for everything they have. She is currently frauding the government and making the Father of her son repay Child Support for 16 years he had already payed. Christine will go off telling you stories about how she’s cleaning up and getting sober for her kids then later that night she’s puffinon rocks some guy that she fcked bought her. I’ve known her to have been with over 20 men in the past 4 months and she has drained them dry, she continues to go to her baby daddy’s and steal money, drugs and booze. She even brought her new boyfriend over one night (i swear the guy was late 50′s) he ended up just leaving her there because she was being a drunk cut. Christine is a lying, using, manipulative cr*ckhead bitch that everyone needs to watch out for. She’ll be your best friend one minute then next thing you know she’s throwing punches and pushing people over tables because she was asked to leave (by the way her 16 year old son and 4 year old son were both present for this) Who brings their kids over to a party house so they can get fcked up?
#BadMother #Cr*ckhead #Slut #BitchWhat’s with the two-tone hair, you run out of bleach?- nik



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