Calgary | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 15

Not a man or Father

September 15, 2014 Calgary 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Colin Roberts aka know a squishy…..this person isn’t a man he is a boy he got one of my old friends pregnant and isn’t helping her support his daughter and then got another girl pregnant and said he can’t support anymore kids right now cuz he can barley support himself or his other child told this girl to get rid of the children and goes around talking about it like he is proud of saying it so lady’s I am warning stay away from him please he is bad news I promise you this ll he can afford in his life is tattooing and piercing himself and other people and he will try to talk you into letting him tattoo or pierce you for sex lady’s or to party with him for sex so again I warn you stay away from him.

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Dirt Squirrel

September 11, 2014 Calgary 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: dis is who I like to call the “flying squirrel” She has sooo much extra skin (you know the hamburger type) that she could stretch it out, and literally glide off of a building. When she walk’s it’s all JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE, soooo much jiggle, its disgusting..go on a diet, or mabie get a docter to cut off all that extra skin and fat. chu need it. She’s also a homewrecker, she likes to hook up with me that are taken and then fuck them in the storage room at her work. and then years later, lies about it. even though everyone that worked at carl’s junior knows its true. as a co-worker walked in on her being a skank with a guy who was in a relationship. this girl “melissa johnson” is grotesque. when she was little a dog took one look at her and thought to itsself “your fcken ugly, fatty penguin” and ripped off her top lip…now she looks like shes got a cleft lip! lmao!!!! ugly face to go with her ugly soul. she thinks shes all hot shit. which is kind sad( I kinda feel bad for her..poor girl is so blind to her ugliness, and the fact that she looks like a MAN….sweety start taking some estrogen pills!!! your wayyyyy to sure a platic surgeon could work wonders with ur face to make u look more like a female, than a transsexual that u look like…I wonder if her current boyfriend is really gay?? i guess time will tell

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The Sexless Innkeeper

September 11, 2014 Calgary 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: She has no where to live so she fcks whoever has a house . Bur while doing so sucks the life outta everyone. Thru there penis or even there jugular….plus she look like the . Alien from the cartoon tripping the rift .. U know the alien with four hooves. ..anyways u ca. Smell her coki. Down the block . Which I way I’ve hopped off my nose. Cuz she’s always on my corner hooking for cheeseburger s

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Hobbema Refugee

September 9, 2014 Calgary, Red Deer 81

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Shelby M. Krause, this wanna be gangster whore is simply pathetic. She will climb on any finger tattoo’n moron that has served any time…. Ass to mouth back to ass is how this girl rolls, if you met her in person, even for Hobbema trash she isn’t bad to look at if you roll that way. But you see how she lives and how totally drd’n she is and its sad. I feel for her kid who will end up in the system by the time he is nine, she is well known by RCMP, and this gutter slut moves from guy to guy, given her boy a new daddy every three months. The guy that with her now has no idea about her dating sites, and multiple guys shes working on the side. This is no fit mother, and should be run back to the reservation permanently. If your lookin for a loose fittn hooch, with a worn out ass with no skills other than being a cum dumpster shes your gal. Hopefully her guy wises up and sees her for the tramp she is. Eventually social services will end up with her kid due to her drug habits and life choices…another victim of the system.

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Calgary Dumpster

September 9, 2014 Calgary 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this Nasty Hoe Name Is Maria Gibbons Shes Nothing Just A Deadbeat Mom Still Doesnt Know Who Her Bbdaddy Is Stupid Slut Couldnt Hack Out Being a Mom So Instead She Turned Into A Big Hoe After She Gave Up Her Son And Top It Off This Bitch Thinks Shes Gods Gift Just Cause She Has Some Ass And Some Tits And All She Does Is Talk Shit About All The Ppl Shes Cool With But When In Reality Everybody Talks Shit About Her. And Shes A Cheap Hoe Gets Money From Old Men And All She Does Is Fuck Around With Black Men And Then Hits Up Everyone Of Her Friends Boyfriends.Plus Shes Going Around Saying Shes Pregnant By Some Black Guy When Shes Just A Side Bitch. Someone Needed To Put This Bitch On Blast.

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Eric Tailfeathers

September 9, 2014 Calgary 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: he is well known to the scene, and cheered on for it. typical guys. but little did you know this gross little skeaze gave his poor pregnant ex girlfriend ch***a, and he still spreads it on to this day? ladies wear a condom if you’re that desperate to sleep with him! who knows what he has now after being with back with two of his exes who are also known sluts bags. Why? because he is a depressed alcoholic, if he’s not chugging down a 2’6 I wouldn’t be surprised he’s sweaty messed up on his mistress Molly trying to grind up on underaged drugged out girls at raves. Keep an eye out and stay away from Walking drd’s

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Kaitlin Dixon

September 9, 2014 Calgary 160

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kaitlin Sleazy Drunk Dixon, is a well known home wrecker. (she is not afraid to be a rebounded mistake when a family has hit the rocks) she has been known to be a total black out, maybe calm down on going out when you’re not sneaking shots from the club you work at. Maybe it’s time for you to put down the bottle and check into rehab. Why? because the love of her life threw her out for being a raging alcoholic now she has to scam on poor innocent loyal girls boyfriends. btw, where is your bum in that photo?

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Ian Campbell Adams

September 9, 2014 Calgary, Kelowna 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies in the Kelowna and Calgary areas: this is Ian Campbell Adams, a manipulative piece of skum. He will sweep you off your feet, make you feel comfortable, get you to open up, tell you he loves you and he will also claim to have a strong career and life goals. He is smarter then the average bear, and will take his time slowly screwing you over. Don’t let him fool you, he uses women for their money and sex. He runs around with different women stuffing as much cocaine up his nose and liquor down his throat as possible, all while his four month pregnant girlfriend sits at home without the slightest idea. He is out on a 10,000$ bail for major bank fraud. He will tell you that he paid the bail himself, but in reality his girlfriend paid for it, and also gives him a 100$/week allowance. Most pathetic disgusting human being I have ever met.

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