THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guy is the slum of Calgary. He is a total piece of shit. He is always high if not on weed then cocaine. He passes out in random places from being to drunk or high! He can be seen on strangers lawn’s passed out face down. This is someone who needs serious help! He goes to West and Black Betty to try and pick up girls, so beware! He will tell any girl anything she wants to hear to get in her pants, his main pick up line is “lets get high”, or “wana smoke some weed”, and then if that doesn’t work the “lets get drunk”… this is the way he gets girls and into their pants, by intoxicating them in some form! So girls stay away! Its also been herd that he has used roofies before to get girls! And another thing, he is known to take naked pictures of girls that end up with him, and then distribute them among his sick-o friends! He goes to SAIT, for any poor girl that is unfortunate enough to run into him at gateway the bar their. He has also been spotted at the Den at the U of C. This is someone who starts drinking in the morning, and keeps drinking till he passes out somewhere! This is a daily and regular thing for this guy!