Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Lies Lies and More Lies

May 9, 2013 Calgary 62 8,354 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman lies to everyone. She plays guys and woman in calgary. Everyone watch out. She lies to you and makes stories. I even heard a story about this website Nik. She hates this site and even mad fun of you for making this site. She said you are a lame guy who doesnt have a life. She said alot of negative stuff about you Nik. Her name is Jenaye and watch out everyone, this woman is playing games to get your mooney and make you feel like your nothing in this world. Nik i have respect for you and tried to defend on you. But she still thinks your a waste of skin and cant even have a life if you make a website like this.

Is that so.  Guess I won’t respond to the emails begging me to take her stretch mark t*tt*es off then.- nik



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Twisted Mother

May 9, 2013 Calgary 296 7,199 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This here Nik, is twisted mother Jordan Lee Anne Vanbostelen. South Calgary’s biggest gold digging hoe bag. This girl will spread her legs for anyone if they have money especially the smelly brown guys. She has hopped on about 7 different guys dick since shes had her child, which not to mention she drugged. You can find this anorexic bitch talking smack and finding the next dick that will take her in. This girl passes her kid onto her mother while she goes and sucks dick for money so she can support her daughter while she scams her baby daddy for his money as well. AND TO MENTION, SHE DRANK AND DID COc*INE WHILE SHE WAS PREGANT. Real classy you hood rat bitch. Her family are a bunch of coke heads and alcoholics. This girl is twisted as fuk and has by far the largest unproportionate nose you will ever look at. Her nose covers 99% of her fcking face. This girl is an uneducated bitch who thinks she runs shit and thinks so highly of herself but in reality shes a crazy mother who drugs her daughter because she cant support her. No one told you to have someones baby you met only a few times. Ps: Please fix that nose and that under bite we all know your daddy can afford it. Maybe eat something while your at it. Your looking pretty unhealthy. Oh wait, thats just all the c*caine you do.

I’d imagine she gets a great sleep every night, on account of the air flow.- nik



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MJdoe Is Pathetic

May 8, 2013 Calgary 73 6,500 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I met Madonna Kaj aka mjdoe on Instagram when she used to be in high school. she is now 18 and attending university. She is one of the most pathetic and mean person I have ever met in my life. she was always in the middle of drama because she created drama whenever she had an occasion to. she would go beat up girls and actually have guys pay for her shit. she had pimps. now she claims to have grown up, bu she did not. Now that she’s 18, all she’s been doin is coc*ine and fcking around at those parties she goes. She goes to the most fucked up places and she’s in some sort of cult. A year ago she used to be fat, huge ass. Now with all those drugs she’s being doing (cocaine the most), shes literally half her size. she needs help, she sells her self, she is part of something very strange that is pure evil. She has the weirdest tattos I have ever seen and she is always high everytime someone speaks to her. she literally has no girl friends because she is an attention whore. she has so many guys and she fucks them all. She’s fcked up in the head. not to mention one of her besties is destiny Reitberger, who’s Colin’s and Matt’s sister, so you could only imagine how many people they beat up together and god knows what they do. she’s always out, everyone in calgary had probably seen her somewhere half naked and on something. lastly she thinks of herself as the “queen of calgary” because she knows a lot of people and because she has tons of followers and likes on Instagram. She doesn’t understand that you are known only cuz you’re a slut. She’s pure evil. Once I saw her beat up this girl at a club and she got kicked out. She’s fcked up and she needs professional help. Also just take a look of what kind of photos she posts on Instagram… WHORE .

Her butt has a refund gap.- nik



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A Whorrible Friend

May 8, 2013 Calgary, Dirty Craigslist 13 6,800 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik I  have been friends with eileen Likness, for a very long time. I have kept all dirty little secretes just like a good friend would,how she cheated on here boyfriends, she has no clue who her children belong too she has like 4 babydaddies in jail . oh yah we all know her fake disgusting breasts :saved her life’. Or how she shaves her asshole and is full blown 50 year old hooker. I cant stand you eileen, i recently found from a source little miss porker eileen has been fcking MY HUSBAND! she is a fucking ugly krusty used walking drd. who has a drinking problem, she is a prostitute a husband fcker, and addicted to dating deadbeat jail bird. I feel sorry for her children, they have her as a mother, she is such a terrible example to her daughters and shes got a another kid somewhere else. Her life is so trashy she defines and a very class-less women. Turning tricks sucking dicks and being an ugly alcholic beast.

That bleach is getting to her head.- nik



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Walking Trash

May 8, 2013 Calgary 23 8,108 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik say hello to James Pike.Hes very cocky,thinks hes tough and can get any girl he wants,he pretends to be emotional and sweet but really its all an act.He’s a highschool drop out and a spoiled brat thats given everything,he never works for anything in his life and has had sex with more than 25 different girls and will sleep with anything that has a hole and he’s just recently turned 18 and acts like hes 15.He complains about being single but when he does have girlfriend he cheats.If you meet him at a bar or club STAY AWAY.

The greg face doesn’t lie, dudes loves gregs.- nik



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Lock Up Your Boyfriends

May 6, 2013 Calgary 49 7,108 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies of Calgary, lock up your boyfriends and throw away the key! Jasmin Kaler will fck anything that glances at her. Wait, he’s taken? Not her problem. Call her up at 2am and she’s ready to fck in the back seat; no rubber. This trick has no loyalty! She’s even fcked the same guys as her supposed “best friend” on multiple occasions. This minus A cup is stupid enough to send picture’s to guys who ignore her for weeks and call her up to fck her in the middle of the night. Desperation reeks almost as much as her pussy in these pics she sent a guy after he wouldn’t fck her anymore. She even fcked my best friend’s ex-boyfriend for a year hoping he would leave his girlfriend. Thought you got away with it? BITCH I”M ON TO YOU. Nik, help warn the girls of Calgary to keep their boyfriends far away from this skank.

You’d never know that bow was over-sized.- nik



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