THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Neal Jones, This Inbred Skeezy Crack Smoking Rigger Pig is a waste of human life. He smokes crack and cheats on his dirty Hepatitis infected girlfriend Kayla Young. The two smoke meth together and will lie about anything. They’re from Fort McMurray but you can find this scum in Calgary too. He goes by the name Pooter Diddler, or @pooterdiddler online and he works for Suncor Energy Inc., #suncor, @suncor. Watch out for this lying inbred redneck, unless you like meth sores and Hepatitis.