Tuesday 18th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Demonic Jesalyn Bruno

May 24, 2013 Calgary, Medicine Hat 12 9,418 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this psychopath Sloot finds herself slooting it up in Temptations Underground Lingerie modelling Nights with her overweight friends who are equally as creepy as she is! She desperately tries to show as much cleavage as she possibly can in desperate attempt to get laid. she purposely picks up Brits because they’re easy and she can persuade them to take her back to a hotel room where she will wait for them to fall asleep to take off with their wallets. She has no money she barely scrapped her way through high school, and now three years later she has done nothing with her life besides work at minimum wage jobs throughout Medicine Hat she can’t afford her photo radar tickets, and finds herself at the greasiest clubs every night. She has recently been fired from Mc Donald’s and now works at a gas bar where she struggles to make enough money to pay for her marijuana drug addictions and occasional E binges. If you want to find this girl just log onto Plenty of Fish or Craigslist and search for Intimate Encounters.

Finding her in person would be next to impossible with all her image modifications.- nik



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The Calgary Man Eater

May 24, 2013 Calgary 19 7,907 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t even know where to being, this girl is just on a ramapage! First off… Let me tell you, she has two kids, one is in her custody and one is not. This girl has NO IDEA who the father of her kids are…seriosly, no Idea. and she is only 18! She started to pop up about a year and a half, two years ago. She seemed so sweet and so innocent! She was always super nice and whatever. But all of a sudden one day she was starving for the attention her parents never gave her. She started to brag about how her current boyfriend at the time beat her, and how she wouldnt leave because she didnt want to get murdered! Now, i dont think that kind of shit is funny. But, when they storey is always the same, it get boring. She was bringing it up in social settings on purpose to get the crowd to focus on her, eventually, they just stopped listening. Once she realized she couldnt get attention anymore that way, she devised her master plan. Sarah decided it would be a good idea to try and get in everyones good books. Any guy that paid her a speck of attention, she locked in on. My buddy banged her cause he needed some nooki, an hour later… She was telling him that she bought him something super expensive for valentiness dayyy and assumed they were now dating. That freaked him out and he bounced! Smart man! Since I’ve know this girl which is just over a year.. she has “been pregnant” 6 times… had “4 abortions”…and “4 miscarriages”… So, she sleeps with one guy, clings on… tells them shes pregnant…looses the baby…and repeat.. She dated my friends cousin, who doesnt know anyone in the same group of friends that sarah and I hang out with… They dated for about a month… I called this friend one day just to chat, i remembered hearing something funny about sarah… Which was that Sarah was sleeping with one of my friends, she was over there for about 3 or 4 days aparently just getting nailed… she got bored of him, and moved onto his brother who lives in the same house.. and fcked him a couple times.. So she slept with 2 family members within a 24 hour period, without showering or using a condom…. MMMM TASTY… All this while she was still dating my friends cousin….??? Oh, and could you guess.. NOW SHES PREGNANT. And to top it all off. She has been harrassing my friend for 3 days, calling and calling and calling saying that “Social services talked to me today and showed me a written report that someone made on me and it had your name on it” For one, even if it was my friend that made the report on her, LEGALLY, Social Services would not be allowed to mention her name.. or talk about the report at all…. So now this girl just opened up a whole can of worms i dont think she can swallow. IF YOU SEE THIS GIRL, RUN AWAY. BE VERY CAREFUL, SHE WILL FCKING DEVOUR YOUR LIFE.

So much for ever having a life.  I’d also like to point out that she was with 2 guys during her yellow shirt night.- nik



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Lily Tran Thang Pro Con-Artist

May 23, 2013 Calgary 18 8,164 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yes, I guess the 3rd time’s a charm?? Three posts on the same chick! This girl is still on the loose! Her name is Tran Thang aka “Lily Tran” from Calgary Canada. She is 28, turning 29 June 24th. full Viet (nammer) not chinese, not filipino, not french. She is still scamming people for their money, she will add you on Twitter and Follow/Like your Instagram photos. Her tactic is manipulating you and making you feel sorry for her and eventually give you her iMessage email and start chatting away. She will lie and cry to you and ask you to “WESTERN UNION” her CASH. Please do not fall for her trap guys/girls because Western Union cannot track or refund your cash back, no exceptions. I will not text or call her either. She will promise to pay you back but make up countless excuses from getting hospitalized, mother got sick, banks wont refund her credit card etc. At this point she has deleted all her social media FB, Twitter, and Instagram. Her username was “xolilyana”. (I do not know if she has created new ones.) She is dating/living with a thin built white guy about 5’9″ named Clayton R. (he has tattoos running down both of his arms) and rides a Black 2008 cbr***r graffiti edition. He also owns a black s2000 that’s fixed up (carbon fiber hood/supercharged) which is also in the same garage as the cbr600rr. They both recently attended the Driven autoshow at The Oval. Lily is still waiting for her trial to prove her innocence of the Homicide that occurred in June 2011. You can find those articles by Googling “Lily Tran Thang Calgary Canada”. Her trial is rumored to take place this October 2013. She claims to be an accountant working in a office for ESSO off Stephen Ave downtown Calgary. Her family and relatives despise her and is very ashamed of her acts and behavior. They have distanced themselves from her for many years. That’s why she creates online social media accounts to lure and manipulate people for their money. As one viewer has mentioned in the past post, Lily does not smile in her photos because her teeth is rotten HAHAHA. One person commmented and said “Damn bro, she look Mollied out with those big ass eyes!!” My take is she is targeting men local in her area mainly to scam for Music Festival Tickets such as Dash Berlin, Shambhala, Motion Notion, EDC Vegas, and any EDM/Trance events held in Vancouver/Edmonton/Calgary Canada. As for online, she will target almost all men mainly those that rides motorcycles and car enthusiasts (she can relate to them and make them fall for her). If you spot her in the area mostly shopping at Chinook Mall or with Clayton, please report her to Canada Polices Services. She needs to be put back behind bars where she belongs. The victims may never see their money again, but I am sure having her in jail will give them justice and piece in mind. Again, please keep your eyes and ears open for this chick. Be safe everyone.

Only problem is not a soul would recognize her outside of photoshop.- nik



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Undercover Home Wrecker

May 22, 2013 Calgary 7 6,446 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl here thinks she is too hot to trot, Meanwhile right after getting engaged and having a baby with her so called love of her life decided to try and start a relationship with a man she had only known for a few weeks claiming how much she loves him. Spent her time begging him to come and F*ck her behind a dumpster where she belongs. Shes got some serious something going on downstairs after the dirty pics we seen that she mailed him, any man should be worried putting anything near her, This girl here is the maximum gross with a face only a mother could love… Hopefully her “man” wakes up and sees the horse he is with is really not classy super model material like she claims to be. Maybe one day she will learn to keep her legs closed and stop trying to get in to bed with married men, and worry about her own child and fiance. If you ask me her face could use a touch up its looking a little manly, what do you think?

I think she has a ‘Bro’ addiction.- nik



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Kayla Cakes

May 21, 2013 Calgary 24 8,217 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: well nik let me start this off this is kayla laquette she talks all hard about her hustle but she is like everyone else she’s a rat and i will never talk to her again oh yeah this is what i found on backpage “Hi Calgary gentlemen – Name’s Lexis & I’m brand new here. I’m 21 ; the perfect age to appreciate what I do & I do it right!! I Stand 5’4 – 132 lbs – NATURAL DD 38′s – long soft chocolate hair – & sexy curves in all the right places!! You’ve had the rest, now try the new & best! Serious Inquiries Only Duo’s Avail xo.” LMFAO GROSSSS ASSS  BITCHHH SELLING YOUR FCKING ASS FOR SOME MONEY FCK YOU ARE JUST A HOOKER!!! HOOOKER HOOKER GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SAD LITTLE GIRL WHO GETS CONSTANTLY NEGLECTED BY YOU SO U CAN GO SELL YOUR FAT UGLY FUKING ASS

This sounds like the frsutration of an embarrassed ‘ex’.  Just saying.- nik



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Brittany Snodgross

May 21, 2013 Calgary 27 6,068 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this stupid bitch is BRITTANY SNODGROSS was cleaning my house for a while. THATS RIGHT, this ugly whore was cleaning my SHIT out of my toilets.. and one day, I notice my shoes are missing. Sure enough, the lady that my mom got her number from takes a pic of the shoes she was wearing to her house that day, and THEYRE MINE. BLACKLIST THIS “BUSINESS OWNER” FCK YOU BRITTANY SNODGROSS.. you’re fcking GROSS

The only maids I trust don’t speak english.- nik



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