Would You With This Hottie


would you with the hottie?

would you with the hottie?

would you with the hottie?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Samantha she goes to my school and I think she’s drop dead gorgeous and naturally beautiful. Def one of the hottest girls here. So would you?  don’t bullsh*t.

Answer: Maybe, I can’t quite calculate her nose yet. These pictures are overly produced.

Found Some Not So Sexy Pictures


gold diggin dead beat mom is back!

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember the dead beat gold diggin mom I sent in a few weeks ago? Well we found a bunch of, not so sexy pictures on our computer and I felt I should share them with you.  Take another look at this nasty ass Kharissa Marie L.

She needs to LASERAWAY her whole body. What is with all the empty ghetto tattoos?- nik

Lap Dog


Lap Dog

Lap Dog

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trash bag is Rover12345, aka “lapdog” and newest nickname is “mutt” watch out Calgary!! She works at the flying j truckstop. and shes a dirty predator. Even when a trucker asks her to get out of his truck she says to him in a deep voice she demands money and ways. Tracey has like 3 teeth. She stole a bike from her daughters school just to get to the seedy side of Edmonton faster. when Tracey isn’t trolling truck stops to make ends meet, you can find her online trolling sites like bado under the name cuddle. Who would want to cuddle with that!! She also says she is 5’4 and 150 and she thinks shes fit. let me assure you shes over 200. i don’t get why women have to lie about their weight. especially when its a 50 pound difference. Rover is also bisexual. but i truly believe she is tri sexual cause she includes animals. One time in Mexico Rover did a donkey show for 50 pesos. NOT EVEN AMERICAN/CANADIAN CURRENCY. Rover frequents local pubs waiting for last call and finds the drunkest guy in his early 20s and roofies him. then takes all the money out of his wallet and leaves him wherever, usually on a bus stop. When i went to Rover’s house, she had no furniture. Easy home repossessed it all cause she wasn’t making payments.Sshe slept on a yoga mat that her daughter found dumpster diving. Rover loves to frequent the food bank cause she would rather spend her money on drugs. She even trades in her food stamps for dope. Watch out city of Calgary, Rover is on the loose!

Whats the going rate for a lube job…- nik

The Forest Lawn Sloot Jennette Flemming


The Forest Lawn Skank Jennette Flemming

The Forest Lawn Skank Jennette Flemming

The Forest Lawn Skank Jennette Flemming

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb b*tch is Jeanette Fleming, she has many personalities. First off she is the biggest wh*re the city of Calgary has seen. Sleeps with every leb she found throughout high school and even smoked cracked with the biggest crackhead in dover david mcdougall. She is a horrible mother leaving her kids at home while she gets her f*ck on behind the roadhouse. Please guy if you see this chick stay away.

She’s actually pretty tanned with all that make-up.- nik

Meet Amanda Holbrook


Amanda Holbrook

Amanda Holbrook

Amanda Holbrook

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw someone said that she should be posted on here and I agree so here she is. This girl right here is Amanda Holbrook, she is 23 and has 3 kids one of which she had when she was 19. She is a lying s***k and doesn’t deserve the amazing boyfriend she has. While her boyfriend was working to support her and the babies (one of which isn’t his) she was asking her ex bf to “borrow his pen*s” and was selling pot to support her kids. She did drugs through out all 3 pregnancies, as well as drank. Sleeping with this girl is like throwing a hotdog down deerfoot and has alphabet soup so honestly boys stay away and girls watch out.

Is she hiding an under-bite with that lack of a smile…I think so, only reason her jaws shaped like that.- nik

Calgary Douchebag Mike Wells


Mike Wells Calgay Douche Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mike Wells, the biggest douchebag in Calgary. This guy actually thinks its cool to brag about how many girls he’s slept with, did I miss the memo? were not in grade 7 any more bro. This guy has been with countless girls whom are in fact under the age of 16 (My younger sister included) does he not realize this this illegal? She was to shy to post this, so I am doing her a favor. Amongst the many women whom he claims he has slept with. This guy also have douche bag typical tattoos and negative and abusive attitude.Sad. He goes to lame metal shows and thinks he’s a “cool” kid because he owns a nice camera. The photos that he produces are overly photoshooped and again, he thinks its cool? Do us all a favor man, leave town, no one likes you anymore. Fathers grab your daughters because there’s a perv on the loose.

Tattoos and albinos don’t mix.- nik

These Have To Be The Worst


(Click on her face to see messed up hearts)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was browsing a model site and came across this. This is by far the worst hack job I have ever seen. Thank god you are helping these “models” improve themselves.

I can’t even look.- nik

Dirty Destiny


Destiny is such a dirty hoe

Destiny is such a dirty hoe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat b*tch is such a dirty h*e! She opens her legs to every guy she can. She cant stay in a relationship because she is always cheating! I want to put her on here, so that everyone can realize who she truly is, especially the guy she was dating. I wouldn’t doubt it if she cheated on him to! She is so ugly and doesn’t deserve to have any guy, because she will always cheat. Once a cheater, Always a cheater. And if anyone is wondering, the guy she probably cheated on was Matt Ziobron, the one that is already on here. She is a dirty fat slut, and she will never truly love any guy. She needs to be shown to everyone, so nobody gets put through what my best friend went through with her!!

Your friend should feel embarrassed getting butt hurt over this troll.- nik

Ugly People Should Be Nice


Ugly People Should Be Nice ~ Adam Dookran

Ugly People Should Be Nice ~ Adam Dookran

Ugly People Should Be Nice ~ Adam Dookran

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is this guy  Adam Dookran, better known in public as, Dejay Frequency or whatever the f*ck he thinks will get him laid. This poor boy’s relationships last as long as his d*ck, which, let me tell you, is not even long enough for a quickie. Dookran preys on younger girls in the hopes of increasing his chances of any sort of female interactions. This kid treats them well, feeds with compliments and follows them around like a dog, only to earn himself a spot in the front zone. It is not long before girls realize his bullsh*t and fake *ss intentions. Dookran is a creep and it is not the first time he has been rejected, but the sorry part is he will be your best friend until he realizes you do not like him for more than a friend, then he’ll drop your *ss and talk a bunch of bullsh*t. What a sorry *ss f*ck. Sweetie you are not good looking & ugly people need to learn to be nice, one day, you won’t have any friends.

He doesn’t thinks the youngins notice the size of his noodle.- nik

Dirty Sloot Aly David


Aly David Dirty Sloot

Aly David Dirty Sloot

Aly David Dirty Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aly David a dirty meth head that thinks everyone likes her when in fact no one does lol. Not even her bf wants anything to do with her he uses her when nothing better is around other then that he cheats on her daily with prettier better b*tches. But don’t be fooled hes no winner either there both meth heads. He gets aly to sell herself on the street whenever they need more drugs or alcohol, she is just like her mother. I know this girl quite well, she throws up to make her self feel better and is always complaining about how much her life sucks. I say she should just do the world a favor and kill herself already lol. Its not like anyones going to miss her she’s ugly and gross.

More David then Aly, if ya know what I mean.- nik