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Wallaceburg Dead Beat Dad

November 11, 2014 Cambridge, Windsor 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: He is know as “FUDD”. He has 5 kids with 5 baby mamas. 1 in which is with his own cousin. He takes care if none. He is a big alcoholic and druggie. He rather party with minors and do his oxys. His gf is Felicia. She is not smart. He fcks around all the time and she takes him back. Fudd has been known to spread the clap. He lives in Wallaceburg. If you see him say hello to the dead beat fcker.

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Christine the Pepsi Slore

November 5, 2014 Cambridge, Hamilton 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this sorry excuse of a mother is Christine and she can be seen almost every Friday or Saturday night at Rivers End bar in downtown Galt… She is a huge coke head, spends her entire child tax & disability checks on the shit and will rely on various men that she fcks for money to get groceries to feed her children & to pay her bills… Between checks she’s known to bounce from dealer to dealer asking for it on cuff, and if she can’t she will fck, suck dick, or even munch pussy for either blow, or money for blow…

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Selfies Are Not Healthy

July 18, 2014 Cambridge, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a psych student I wanted to know your thoughts on the new ‘selfie addiction’ which is part of Body Dysmorphic disorder. As I look through Instagram I see more and more girls with all-selfie Instagrams. Is compulsive selfie taking an issue? Thoughts?

People act like ‘selfies’ are something new? We have been obsessed with ourselves since the beginning of time. We all want to be loved, that is what ‘likes’ are for.- nik

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Wrinkly Rigeman

April 8, 2014 Cambridge, Quebec City 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Rigeman08 that can be found regularly posting on TERB, the Toronto escort review board. This dude has no fcking life he is pathetic Lol. All he does is on the prowl on Terb all day/ night long, he is such a loser he thinks that his only place in life is to be the “perfect” john..umm *newsflash * Youre just a fucking trick that pays hoes. And the hoes he pays are fcking nasty too. At least pay a gorgeous whore, not some junkie looking beat up, used up bitches. This dude needs to be put on blast and everyone needs to know, he needs to be exposed to who this loser really is. Cambridge take a look at your number 1 TRICK!!!, Compulsive lying guy wants to be seen as the best john, its his main purpose in life because he failed in everything else. Guaranteed he prob has so may drdS by now with all the scum he has banged, Dude go see a therapist and get checked out seriously, mentally you have issues. Get help.

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Low life of Barton Bus

April 1, 2013 Cambridge, Halifax 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this low life needs to be put on blast! Ron Batman Shelley as he goes by on facebook is a low life goof! He made a grop on facebook called the PEOPE OF BARTON BUS and he adds pictures of people and makes fun of them! AH Hello Ron your a person of Barton bus and your worst then half the people you have posted. your a fckin bum and full of drds and would fuck anything with 2 legs just like the rest of your crew. you need to grow the fck up and look at yourself in the mirror befor you judge anyone else

Speaking of pictures, they put way too much effort into that one.- nik

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The Town Sloot

March 15, 2012 Cambridge 43

The Town Sloot

The Town Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, This girl is the BIGGEST SLUT in Cambridge. Her name, is Lisa Wheeler. She used to be a good friend of mine,
we went to a party once together, she had a boyfriend at the time, who had cancer & tended to her every need, she cheated on him that night, while i was in the room, not to mention it was with someone just as dirty as her. the friendship ended as fast as it began, because she became CRAZY obsessed with me, and one day, I wanted to hang out with my boyfriend instead of her, she lost it on me & didn’t want to hang out with me for a while anymore. we stopped being friends, i broke up with my boyfriend & than she went and fucked him! AFTER they talked so much crap about eachother and hated eachother! This girl, has cheated on ALL of her boyfriends, she sends naked pictures of herself to girl’s boyfriends & tries to ruin other people’s relationships. She’s written my name around town, talked shit about me, and everytime ive tried to confront her, she calls the cops! i’ve officially given up on this dirty broad. She’s got the cl** & has big rabbit like bottom teeth, it’s disgusting. She lets her tits hang out all the time, goes to the bars / parties and cheats on her men. I make no wonder dylan locked you in a closet you nasty WALKING A**S. another thing is, she posted a picture OF HERSELF on formspring, wearing a jig saw mask, saying it was me & that i look just like jig saw, calling me a disease magnet, yet she’s the one who’s slept with half of this town! A little secret about this girl is, she NEVER SHOWERS EVER. she’s SO greasy ALL THE TIME. her mouth is so small, she has to brush her teeth with a CHILDS TOOTH BRUSH. she talks like a big girl, but is such a little pssy when it comes down to it. LISA, is a CAKE FACE, NASTY ASS, CRATER FACED SKUNT, who talks shit, & is never down to fight it out like the ” WOMEN ” she CLAIMS TO BE! STOP BEING SO IMMATURE LISA, GROW UP & OWN UP TO THE NAME OF BEING A TRUE ” WOMEN “. DO EVERYONE IN CAMBRIDGE A FAVOR & STOP CAUSING DRAMA YOU NEVER BACK UP, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT, IM SURE I MADE MYSELF MORE THAN CLEAR OF WHO IS POSTING THIS!

She’s only a woman when she puts on her ‘special tops’.- nik

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In Your Dreams

July 12, 2011 Cambridge 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jessica Mcfee. I’ve been chatting back n forth a lot lately with this girl but something she said made me a bit iffy.  She claims she’s a havard grad…ya right, I’m not dumb enough to believe that one so I started probing some more.  Pretty much this girl is sketch, she lies and I’m pretty sure she’s a fake.  I thought you could solve this case nik.

Ya definitely a red flag.  Good thing you caught it or you coulda been in the arms of a 200+ for the night.- nik

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Welcome To

July 5, 2011 Cambridge, Carlsbad, Fairfield, Fargo, Gresham, High Point, Norwalk, West Covina, Westminster, Wichita Falls 1

Welcome to, now it is time for you to help save the world. Be the first person to submit a post in your city. I am guessing there are no hot chicks where you live. I decided.- nik

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