THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, it’s Dale checking in for Throwback Thursday. Does the Dirty Army remember Canary? She was the original Newport Beach DC that had every guy rubbing it out. I think she became a lifetime bartender in Las Vegas. Some Dirty Celeb’s just don’t use their fame wisely!

Yup, Canary is the one that got me thinking about REFUND Gaps. She is a part of bad boob job history.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I moved to Las Vegas to hook around the same time Canary did.  I have seen her throughout the many years, with the BIGGEST DORKS that Las Vegas has to offer.  So when she posted this on Facebook and as I read it, I literally spit my Sprite all over my iPhone.  It amazes me that she would go and write this… it just seems like she is writing about her life.  Do you agree with me when I say that Canary has no right to be talking about this.

I’m still trying to figure out why Canary has HB (Huntington Beach) as a major market like Miami, NYC, LA or SF. Huntington Beach is the where Newport Beach sends the trash.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never understood why you called her Canary until now. My buddy just texted me this picture of Laura and I finally see the bird. That nose looks like it’s about to tweet.

How old is Canary? Where is she flying these days? Canary is not really aging the way I thought she would.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Canary is starting to wake up and realizing that she is 6 years past her prime and the only “date” she can get is the guys who are paying to sleep with her.  It is sad at the end of the day, she could have had any man she wanted when she was young, but now beat, used up and ugly… seems like no one can take her serious. Let this be a lesson to all you young girls trying to make it in life.  Don’t be the next Canary and wonder why you will die alone and single.

Girls know your window. Nothing lasts, not even plastic. We all die alone ladies so at least die on someone else’s dime.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been DA strong since DirtyNewport.com and have always had the biggest crush on Canary… Until I got to meet her in person.  So a few weeks ago one of my buddies finalized his divorce and to celebrate he took all of us to Vegas.  On the way up there he start telling me how he “booked” a few girls to come join us at dinner and the club and then to the after party… all we had to do is choose since they had been paid for.  We get to dinner I take a glance at the girls and all the sudden my heart drops… there she is Canary herself and I can have her at will.  I’m so excited I almost c*m in my pants, we start talking and then all the sudden all I can see or think about is the nasty refund gap she had.  Completely ruined what I had imagined the last few years… long story short, I had to pass on her like I was playing monopoly.  Took down her smoking hot brunette that is not pictures.  Moral of the story… Nik choose you DC’s better please.

Vegas has got to her chest (wear and tear).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone that knows Canary, knows she will always be single and die a lonely girl.  Its obvious what she does for a living and I’m not judging.  I know a lot of escorts but at least a lot of them have an exit strategy.  But this dumb b*tch has no clue what the f*ck that is.  Anytime you say you need to find your husband at Drais Vegas on Facebook, you know you are high off your ass and probably still rolling from the night before.  Isn’t she in her early 30′s, you think she will ever stop partying?

I didn’t know they let 30+ females into Drais? Canary’s exit strategy is to die a bartender.- nik