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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

December 15, 2010 Carmex, The Dirty 12

Click on the picture to see Dirty Celeb Carmex and how her lips go so big.

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Are Carmex Lips Getting Bigger

December 17, 2009 Carmex, Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was looking at the pics of carmex and I couldnt help but to notice her lips are getting bigger… when do you think she will stop?

Yes!  I thought she died in a lip injection accident.  Glad to see that Carmex is still out there pretending to be female.- nik

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Carmex Is Your Future

July 3, 2009 Carmex, Hollywood, The Dirty 34


Did you ever wonder what Megan Fox is going to look like in twenty years?

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Final Round 1 Match Ups… Round 2 Starts Tomorrow

March 17, 2009 Anteaters, Black Barbie Shim, Brock's Chick's Ex BFF, Carmex, DIRTY March Madness, Rackstar, Same-Face, The Dirty 4


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Same Face (73%, 2,753 Votes)
  • Black Barbie Shim (27%, 1,030 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,780


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF (92%, 3,637 Votes)
  • CARMEX (8%, 326 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,959


DIRTY March Madness Round One Match Up

  • Rackstar (93%, 3,671 Votes)
  • Anteaters (7%, 285 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,951

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Life Or Death

March 2, 2009 Carmex, Hollywood, The Dirty 37


SERIOUS QUESTION: You have a gun to your head!

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The King of Shims

November 7, 2008 Carmex, Las Vegas, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dude rolls around Vegas like he is god.  A true mindfreak… lol

What is with that shim’s watermelon lips.  Hey dude lay off the Michael Jackson obsession… it is not working out for you.  DIRTY ARMY would you kiss that to save the world?- nik 

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Hottest Halloween Mask for 2008

September 17, 2008 Carmex, Hamptons, The Dirty 43

My only thought is that this is CARMEX’s real Father.

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August 25, 2008 Carmex, Hollywood, The Dirty 28

Don’t lie, you would stick it in if there was a hole.

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