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Dirty Girl With The Big Nose
Posted in Central Michigan, Would You? | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl has the biggest nose I have ever seen. She spreads disease!!! Watch out fellas! Nik, I already know you would NEVER, she is one of those girls yu have to see to believe! UGH ashley…you are so gross!
I don’t even think she could fit her nose in her mouth.- nik
Would You?
Posted in Central Michigan, Detroit | October 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you with any of these “hot” CMU girls?
Answer: No, all I see are thighs, and saggers.
Orange Is Taking Over Michigan
Posted in Central Michigan | September 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have to help these girls (Melissa and Jessica) lay off the fake tanner and Mac! It’s painful to look at….
Michigan never even sees the sun, they are not fooling anyone.- nik
If Loving Gregs Is Wrong, This Kid Doesn’t Wanna Be Right
Posted in Central Michigan, Detroit | September 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I believe we have a repeat offender on our hands. This dale boy rolls around all the bars at Central Michigan telling the girls how hot they are, trying to spit game, but gets as much play as Stephen Hawking. This kid is always talking to girls, which is weird because he really loves gregs. I heard that he holds the Guiness World Record for gregs sucked in 1 hour with 31. If you don’t believe me, look at the picture above where he’s trying to give some dude a mouth hug. Put this clown on blast please.
31 Gregs? Your parents must be so proud of you.- nik
Stumps
Posted in Central Michigan, Michigan | August 27th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you please have a party here and bring some dirty girls. The only dirty girls we have are hideous fat and usually like multiple guys…All of which I am not cool with.
Her legs literally look like fat tree stumps. She would be the perfect person to take hunting because she would blend in with the forest.- nik
Were Cool
Posted in Central Michigan | August 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these 2 retards are Nick and Toni. These guys live in a fantasy world, they think they are the coolest people on earth and that everyone respects their opinion. They tried to start a blog site about music which is probably one of the dumbest pieces of sh*ts I have ever seen. These guys go around acting like retards and annoy the f*ck out of everybody. Garuntee that they give eachother mustache rides.
What are they 12? Who draws on a persons face when they are not passed out?- nik
Killer Mushroom Cut
Posted in Central Michigan | August 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik sweet dew eh. This guy is a basket case, he is one of those crazy goth type of people. He has been shoot in the face by one of those police bean bag shooters before for causing a rukus. I think he may be destined to work at a blockbuster for the rest of his life.
Yeah, he is the reason I use Netflix.- nik
Central Michigan Dirty Girl
Posted in Central Michigan | August 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Keri the sl*t. This girl will jump on any guy willing to buy her drinks all night or gives her a bunch of weed. She goes through groups of guys at a time. She will f*ck one guy move onto their friend and so on and so on until finally everyone has had it with her then she moves on to the next group of guys who will buy her sh*t and f*ck her. She is most definitely a dirty girl.
What else is there to do in Central Michigan to stay warm?- nik
Hands McGee
Posted in Central Michigan | August 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the jerk wearing the red is Eric. This guy is always drunk and always has his arms wrapped around some troll whether they like it or not. This guy assumes that any girl he goes up to and grabs likes him, or should like him. This guy is nasty, he is a slob and does anything in order to bang some chick out…he is gross
Looks like he has also mistaken his friend for a girl grabbing him like that.-nik
Would You
Posted in Central Michigan, Would You? | August 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Claire I think she is gorgeous and she is not a wh*re, she must get some brownie points for that right Nik? Would You??
Answer: No, I would rather have a hot wh*re, than a prude fatty.
