Lauren Wood Is Finally Locked Down

April 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 25 99,171 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, at first I thought this blonde entourage was the hottest in Charlotte. Lauren Wood is one of those sad promotional model types who work at the race track and for liquor companies whenever she can find a job. Accompanied by Stephanie Wilson, they have single handedly robbed men in CLT for drinks, purses, and now it looks like Lauren got the ultimate prize. Now that I look closer, none of them are really that hot at all Stephanie has a wide face, Lauren needs some teeth work done, and Brittany is about 20lbs away from greatness. So Nik, would you give these girls a second look if you were in CLT?

No. You really think I would  hang out with a nose like that? Come on.- nik

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Insecure girls please stay away from this website

April 22, 2014 Charlotte 0 9,257 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: “She needs to Leave me and my boyfriend alone”??? really ? Dear nik. I was made aware that my picture had been posted on your website by a coworker. Before this I had no idea that websites like this even existed. Adult girls spreading rumors and hateful messages just like in high school. Let me begin by saying that I do not claim to be “fit”. I do love to work out. I believe in being strong in and out. Because of this I had abstained from making this girl, Lizzie Green’s life miserable by telling her that her boyfriend ( my ex) was texting non stop. All I thought is how sorry I felt for her. In fact, he called her a “rebound”, made fun of the fact that she works out at the “purple gym” and she was the one who said “I love you” first. Nick, I would also rather have ” man leg” than cellulitis. My intelligence has even questioned. I have a 3.8 GPA and have a personal trainer certificate. Let me finish by saying that I was nice enough to never ruin this girls life, I ignored his desperate attempts to have sex with me. Lizzie, please stop being so insecure. How sad…Last is the text of this sorry girl admitting how low she has gotten, whole bunch of text of that cheater and lair… Stop telling me to marry you by the way! . Ugh all I wanted was to spend my Easter Sunday in peace. Happy Easter!

Also See: Needs to leave my boyfriend alone

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Let The Results Show For Themselves

April 22, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 40 97,506 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen a disturbing trend on my social networks lately- why do girl feel the need to post videos of them working out in the gym? Can’t you just let your results speak for themselves? Nobody needs to see a video of you doing f*cking lunges. Lindsay for example is super snotty and fake. She’s a good looking girl-but with her shit attitude it will only get her so far. So what do you say Nik. Is it necessary to post every selfie in your sports bra with your brand new +2′s poking out?

Looks like she could do lunges with that nose. That thing can lift some serious weight if she was hanging upside down.- nik

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This US Airways Pilot Is A Man Whore

April 21, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 79 97,755 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, about time this US Airways pilot gets put on blast. Says he lives the good life when he really is a cheap skate. Free loader and bottle rat pilot. I went out three times with him and every time he was all about one thing and one thing only. Thinks he is gods gift to women. He even was slipping numbers to all my girlfriends. He is an ultimate sleaze ball and please someone tell him to check his 5head with some botox.

He looks nothing like Denzel.- nik

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Cat Hoarding Drug Abusing Slores

April 21, 2014 Charlotte, UNC 4 8,068 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kate and Kiona the disease infested drug addicted “best friends” plaguing Charlotte. Kate (the blonde with the horrible, fake fried blondER clip in extentions. Kate is also underage, blowing security guards and club promoters for free entry and drinks. Kate is also very busy dirty girl beside stripping, she spend a lot of time sleeping with anything with a pulse (male or female) She also doesn’t care if she ruins relationships because she doesn’t respect anything, including herself. Her best friend Kiona is a heroin user just as nasty as Kate. They live together in a disgusting hippy fort type thing the made since they’re so “artistic and creative.” (Yeah, right!) When in reality they removed some doors and hung sheets and basically destroyed the apartment. It smells strongly of car urine and dirty sex and stale smoke. They take no pride in themselves or they’re apartment which they can barely afford by Kates stripping and “sugar daddy’s” more like exchanging sex for money. Let’s be honest here, who would want to spoil these disgusting creatures. Kate has also given multiple men drds. They’re both gross and Charlotte be aware. STAY AWAY!!

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I Wonder What Laura Was Doing In Dubai

April 20, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 61 101,627 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Laura made the old switcheroo and moved from Vegas to CLT. With no real education to speak of (she went to school for broadcasting of course)she is bartending at a new spot in town. Recently Gilley decided to go on her “dream vacation” to Dubai, now tell me Nik- is there any way she is paying her own way?  And someone out there in the DA has got to know why she got chewed up and spit out of Vegas so fast.

I wonder what she smells like?- nik

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Rachel Will Not Be Missed

April 17, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 35 100,658 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so looks like Charlotte will be losing one of it’s most slutty and dumbest Ladycats. This is Rachel she’s a ladycat and a Bar Charlotte girl (I know that’s one of your favorite places). This girl is an idiot she has like zero brain power and says the some of the stupidest things. Not to mention she’s a huge slut with a coke problem but aren’t all Bar Charlotte girls. She will now be Miami’s problem until the places chews up her dumb ass and spits it back out but at least Charlotte will have one less pepsi head to deal with.

Rachel has a lot of work to do. The guys in Miami wont tip you if your thighs touch.- nik

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D Bag Robbins

April 17, 2014 Charlotte 7 7,235 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is the ultimate D Bag. Walks around prophesying his intelligence, when everyone knows he is a dead beat that lives off daddy like a trust fund prick. Not to mention his beautiful legal record with his on again off again far eastern sugar mama. How many times you guys going to assault one another and call the cops. My girl friends and I saw through this prick years back when he pulled moves on us. Dirty it up Mr.Robbins.

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