What’s Up With Her Hair

July 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 80

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out of all the bottle servers in Charlotte I think Heather Trent is one of the hottest. She may have a few small issues (outdated hair, outdated belly button ring), but her body was made perfectly for this season’s crop top trend. I wonder who bought her +2′s because they are perfect. Nik, I had a dream last night that Heather went all blonde and it was amazing. You think we can convince her to do it?

Nice $20 wig… Heather must have bought that last October.- nik



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Is Jovana Still On Top

July 18, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 35

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there was a point in time that Jovana was one of the hottest girls in CLT. She fell off the radar for a bit but is making quite a strong return. She may just be working at the grocery store, but hey a girl’s gotta pay her bills! Nik, do you think Jovana is still on top of her game?

Jovana’s stomach looks really soft.- nik



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Sloan Alone

July 17, 2014 Charlotte 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve noticed Sloan has been taking a lot of trips lately with Camimi and girls like that…. which leads me to believe one thing. I just don’t think she’s hot enough to be a port a potty. She needs +2′s before she would really be considered by the big-league buyers on the market.  Sloan, go away for a few weeks and see what happens.



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Wake Up Now MLM Scheme Takes CLT By Storm

July 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 103

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve been noticing a few posts and I’m sad to say that some of the gullible people in CLT have fallen prey to the newest pyramid scheme in town – “Wake Up Now” . These “independent business owners” are ONLY interested in turning you into a brainwashed drone trying to sell convince your friends and family to join so that they can get their return investment back. It is shady, and if you don’t care who you fool to get money, or you are a con artist then this is the job for you. There is no hype- this is just another MLM scheme. Oldest trick in the book. Nik, how many more people do you think will fall prey to this in CLT?

Are people in Charlotte really this stupid?- nik



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DJ Assnuts

July 14, 2014 Charlotte 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I start. Guy is a joke. Check out the hair. Guys in his 40s and still trolling the high school gathering spots putting on his “game” like he some big sh*t celebrity. He is unemployed, has a few baby mammas (prob more), is a regular at the health department to get his weekly penicillin injections to prevent the spread of his MULTIPLE diseases. He is known around town as Shane Bradshaw aka DJ Kaotika. The only reaon people have anything to do with him or gets gigs, is the big bag of Pepsi he totes around…. his sets are always a trainwreck, his gigs have more groupies in the dj booth than people in the club! He is a thief too!!! Don’t leave your sh*t out…cds, dj gear, coke…your GF!!!! He’s already run through all the women in the tri county area….but, I hear he likes man butt too. currently I think he ‘settled” on one chick, but shes as tweaked and strung out as he is….and if I’m thinking correctly, shes a friggin nurse. Oh and had a kid too…hope to god the mommas got custody. And not to mention he is the biggest teller of fairy tales in the state!!!! You can tell hes lying when his lips are moving. PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST.



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Cast Your Vote

July 8, 2014 Charlotte 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay… After a long serious debate and even Eben Patten (Mommy of the year in Charlotte) denied it, did she get +2s? Nik, you’re the final judgement. I dont understand how looking at the dates on the instagram posts how she can go from NO chest to BAM double D’s. What do you think?



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Summer Fatties Don’t Lose Hope

July 2, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 79

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is a submission for all you fat ladies. If she can do it, so can you!! It’s summer and all I see is whales swimming around. Don’t be Kate Upton!! She is not a role model. Fight the power!!

I feel like the +2′s were a game changer for this chick.- nik



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ACN – What’s the Deal

July 2, 2014 Charlotte 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: I “worked” for ACN during summer 2013. Through my working, I didn’t make a dime, but wasted close to 1k. My money was wasted by signing up for $500 and the trips for their “training”. During my time with ACN, I was forced to harass friends and family to join my “team”. This is a multi-level marketing scam that generates it’s pay from the initial $500 spent to sign up. Money is also taken from the “trainings”. Charging $50 for admission and 20k + people attend? The conventions consisted of slide shows containing google image search pictures for the rags to riches stories. Each training was the same. ACN is a cult. They claim to save their employees money on bills and the employee gains residual interest off the customer for life. WRONG! The employee receives money that comes from the “training” admission price and initial entrance price of $500. The money recycles. All the companies they claim to affiliate with is a bunch of hoo ha. My family works and runs one of them (a big Silicon Valley co.) and told me that ACN does not affiliate with them. Matter of fact, they laughed when I mentioned ACN and asked what it was! DO NOT FALL FOR THIS PYRAMID SCHEME! By the way Nik, DA strong, do you think the ACN building appears manufactured through graphic design?



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