THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, these Drautz sisters are some of the most conceited P.O.S’ that I’ve ever come into contact with. We all know that Anna (recently moved to Vegas) is the most vain with her constant duck-face selfies and posts showing off her new set of tits. Casey just got engaged to a loser DJ in CLT and Lindsay is…well… doing exactly what you would expect her to do. Cocktailing at a local nightclub. Do you think they got a discount since they all got +2s in the past year or so? That begs the questions, which Drautz triplet is the hottest?
I heard they all taste the same.- nik