THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, apparently this fruit cake is dating your favorite trailer trash hooker from BAR (Alexis)! Go figure! Obviously this lil’ Bieber on roids is confused which team he wants to play for! Could you imagine what their kids would look like?
The kids will probably look like Michael Jordan dressed in Polo Ralph Lauren.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is purple crayon loving Kelli. She has had every D-list purple crayon in the Q-city. This name dropping mouseface needs to be put on BLAST! Acting like she’s such a good person, no college degree, seen out partying every weekend and shoving the fat ass in every black c*ck at the club. Someone needs to tell her to stop showing her fat dimipled legs and ass to every black man that shows her attention!!! We all know purple crayons love the fat and sloppy and don’t forget EASY
Form fits (tight clothes) are definitely not your cup a tea.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on here plenty of times in the past. Looks like the she is back in the game… 5 years later? Here are the lastest pics of the BAR Charlotte crew. Nik, would you ever go there?
I thought this BAR place closed down because of some chick overdosed the bathroom. I’m coming the Charlotte May 10th. Can’t wait.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always though Emily from last season’s “The Bachelorette” was pretty. I was curious about your opinion and wanted to ask….. Would you?
Answer: No, I was never a fan of her face wrinkles when she smiled.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been trying to figure this guy out, he is a business owner here in Charlotte and posts the most douchetastic photos I have ever seen. At first I thought he was just being funny, but I really think this guy is serious! Isn’t he a little old to be going out into clubs? What do you think Nik – is this guy for real?
Looks like a switch hitter to me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Here’s a local shot girl Tyler. Dumb as a box of rocks but she’s pretty easy. She’s cute and with some +2′s she’d be hot. What do you think, would you?
Answer: No, if it weren’t for a magical photoshop brush her muffin would be hanging over.
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