Malissa Is A Stupid Way To Spell That Name

March 26, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 78 102,252 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Malissa is another pathetic UNC charlotte graduate who wanders around downtown like a lost soul. She’s bar tended at the usual slutty bars that you would expect a girl of her..uhh…stature to work at. I’ve always personally thought that she was just a few surgeries away from greatness. Obviously the teeth need some work, but what do you think Nik, is she salvageable?

Her nose actually makes her arms look heavy.- nik

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If You Had To With A Ladycat

March 25, 2014 Charlotte, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 25 98,490 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we know you’ve had a few words to say about the ladycats in the past mostly bad but would you with any of the current Ladycats?  These are just a few I picked there could be hotter ones.

Answer: No, Ladycats carry DRD and when they find out they usually transfer to Las Vegas where others have DRD so they can feel equal.

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Dirty Arkevia

March 24, 2014 Charlotte 5 9,869 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is a lame. Be careful because she is only focused on getting what she wants out of the deal. This girl name is Arkevia. She dated me for awhile and I found out she was sexing other dudes too. While with me she was sucking my dick telling me I’m the only one and prompting me to take care of her child that she has by another dude. I gave her money and even made sure her nappy head was someone decent. I held her down cuz I thought she was loyal. I feel like a fool but I wanted to make it work. Here’s the kicker… We were drunk the first two times we had sex. So I did not notice anything. The third time when I took off her panties I noticed brown stains. So I quickly made up a story. I figured she had an off day. We tired it again some other time and her pussy smelled musty. I felt upset that she would even prompt me for sex knowing the pssy wasn’t ready. She went on facebook to write a status about my sex game. My sex game is on point the issue is that she’s nasty. I understand that vagina might have an odor but a woman should take care of herself before the act. She too grown to be walking around with shit stains and musty pussy talking about baby go down on me.

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Sassy New York Hottness

March 21, 2014 Charlotte, Manhattan 12 9,200 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: WhooHoot!This sassy New York Chic thinks she is god’s gift!Seen her out and about in southpark,and talked with her in the office.She is so sassy,but sexy!Hot as fire and curves in all the right places,but she will cuss you out in a heartbeat! Why do these New York chics think they can dis any guy? And then make ‘em beg! WhoooHoot!

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The Migration To Las Vegas Continues

March 19, 2014 Charlotte, Las Vegas, The Dirty 48 99,449 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have it on good authority that Britt is selling more than just bottle service in Las Vegas. Rumor has it that she’s supporting her dead-beat boyfriend Derek B with her income since his pathetic excuse for a nightclub “X” got shut down in Charlotte, NC in less than 6 month. Since you’re the authority, do you think Britt is just booking modeling gigs…or more? I love how she lists “dean’s list” student on her IG profile..when the bit** goes to UNLV. Gold star for you BC!!

She kind of has Farrah Abraham face.- nik

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Trust Fund Baby Gone Wild

March 18, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 64 102,037 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Juanie, aka “The Burrito.” This guy is nothing but a trust fund baby who pretends to have a “job” as a club promotor. This is just a pathetic excuse for him to party all night and be in the company of Charlotte’s finest ladies. In order to hang out with these women, he offers free drinks and access to the VIP section of clubs. He’s always trying too hard with the ladies but can’t get laid because of his notoriously small Greg. So instead, he drugs their drinks to try and get some p*ssy. He makes all sorts of ridiculous claims about his “conquests,” when in reality it’s just a cover up for the fact that he didn’t get any sugar. Daddy’s trust fund baby needs to find a real job, grow up, and stop dealing drugs…what do you think, Nik?

Sorry for all the Charlotte submissions on the main page lately… everyone loves each other so much in Queen City.- nik

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Chad Knaus’ New Girlfriend Of The Week

March 18, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 50 104,664 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Emily has made herself a well-known staple on the NASCAR circuit lately, and has caught the attention of Jimmie Johnson’s crew chief Chad Knaus. How many duck face selfies does a girl have to take before she can tie down a Nascar driver? This girl is the most conceited person I have ever met. She thinks her shit doesn’t stink, and will be purposefully bitch to any girl that she considers competition. Emily, you’re a solid 7, but your annoying personality brings you down to about a 6.

I’m not a fan of the clumpy eye lash look.- nik

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Chelsea Is Now Vegas’ Problem

March 18, 2014 Charlotte, Las Vegas, The Dirty 118 100,740 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, and Vegas, I’d like to personally thank you for so graciously accepting our most disgusting Charlotte trash. First, you took Natasha off our hands (THANK YOU), then Dominique (WE STILL OWE YOU FOR THAT ONE), and now you are so very accommodating to welcome with open arms Chelsea and Matea. Just don’t forget, Chelsea closed down an entire bar in Charlotte because she had Hep-A. Have fun with that LV!- and ladies, don’t let the door hit you on the way out!!

Nobody will take those leg tattoos seriously in Las Vegas.- nik

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