THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Juanie, aka “The Burrito.” This guy is nothing but a trust fund baby who pretends to have a “job” as a club promotor. This is just a pathetic excuse for him to party all night and be in the company of Charlotte’s finest ladies. In order to hang out with these women, he offers free drinks and access to the VIP section of clubs. He’s always trying too hard with the ladies but can’t get laid because of his notoriously small Greg. So instead, he drugs their drinks to try and get some p*ssy. He makes all sorts of ridiculous claims about his “conquests,” when in reality it’s just a cover up for the fact that he didn’t get any sugar. Daddy’s trust fund baby needs to find a real job, grow up, and stop dealing drugs…what do you think, Nik?
Sorry for all the Charlotte submissions on the main page lately… everyone loves each other so much in Queen City.- nik