Pastor’s Wife

May 20, 2014 Charlotte 8

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet this raunchy bitch Wanda Cummings. She is married to a pastor that deserves way better than this trash. She can’t seem to keep her legs closed. She has 6+kids. She is Originally from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. She was dating a guy but when she went to bible school, she left that guy for this pastor. She just married him to live in the states. Her older brother lives in Hamilton, Ontario with the mother. He displays developmental delay disorders (he is slow). One time when I was driving with him in my car he was looking at a 12 year old girl that was walking with her little sister. He looked back in the mirror. Anyways this Wanda, slut, whore, bitch lives in a huge house with her husband. They claim that they don\’t make that much money, but they are living in a million dollar home. They take frequent trips, and get people to feel sorry for them because they lost a child to cancer. Her mother Phyllis Kokoski is a dead KKK racist. If you have color in your skin she will hate you. She is a nurse in a nursing home. Can\’t say much about her slow son, but I know that Phyllis is a dead racist. I have nothing bad to say about Wanda\’s husband yet! They are scamming the church for their luxury life. They are scam artists. Her body is so disgusting, and her face looks like my dog\’s ass. Her tits defy gravity, I can only imagine what her pussy must be like. You could prolly fit a tree trunk up there. They live off of food stamps too. Nik, put this hoe on blast!

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Who Does Morgan Rea Tadlock Think She Is

May 20, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Miss Morgan Rea or Tadlock not sure what her last name is but she really must think that she is something. I used to like this girl and I guess that you could call her a Charlotte socialite at one time, if there is such a thing. Now she thinks shes a blogger (get over yourself) and an entrepreneur supposedly doing design work of some kind. She was involved with that fat ass snake, Chet who was posted up before and I don’t know if they ever slept together but I don’t even want to picture that. So now that she blogs (and is close with that potato nose blogger, Jenna who was just posted) she thinks that she knows everything and everyone in Charlotte. She stays bashing Charlotte on her blog and she thinks that shes really funny when I just think that she is full of herself. Maybe she’s just full of silicone. What do you think Nik?

There is no such thing as a Charlotte socialite. Either you are banging a NASCAR driver or you’re not.- nik

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Is Chera Ready For The Big Leagues

May 19, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chera is one of those shake-her-ass for money types at the local clubs here in CLT. She likes to hang out with some of the most money grubbing hoes around, and then plays the game like she’s not one of them. This past month, she unveiled her new +2′s for everyone to see. Wonder who paid for those, huh Nik?

Hopefully they will settle in the right direction because currently her +2′s hate each other.- nik

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Raver Tiffany Needs Professional Help

May 19, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since Charlotte is becoming the new hot spot in the US for EDM (sarcasm); we have had an influx of raver chicks popping up on the scene. Problem is, they can’t decide if they are bottle rats or ravers. Tiffany has got to be the worst of them all. These girls spend their entire days talking sh*t about eachother and chasing Greg until the next night where they can roll their faces off and start all over again. With no real life experience, talents, or credentials to speak of… Tiffany epitomizes what is wrong with the nightlife scene today. Tiffany, you’re not hot enough to rely on your looks… so if I were you I’d get a real job or education immediately.

I wonder if people try to honk her nose on Molly?- nik

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Get over Yourself Morgan

May 19, 2014 Charlotte 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl Morgan Rhe or Tadlock, whatever her last name is is a total Charlotte socialite, if there is such a thing. I used to thing that she was pretty and cool but now shes full of herself. She has a blog where she blasts Charlotte ( and she\’s suddenly become close to the potato nose blogger Jenna. Plus she just left ‘Stache House and I think was messing with that big fat ass, Chet. I don\’t even want to picture that. She is not an authority on Charlotte and isn’t she too old to have and opinion? I mean, she is 30. Anyway, what do you think, NIck?

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Is Valerie Too Old To Be Partying

May 18, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 60


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen through facebook that Valerie is out in club multiple nights a week. I’ve lost track of how old she is, but she looks more and more worn out like Blakely ever week. I can see past the pathetic attempts for attention with the selfies, bartending at sh*tty clt bars, and the horrible tan that ages her 10+ years. But the one thing I can’t look past is that damn PHOTO QUALITY. Valerie…. are you taking your damn pictures with a potato? WTF that is some motorola flip phone quality. I appreciate you not photoshopping the crap out of all of your pictures like Assaf does, but c’mon girl.

There needs to be a bartender cute-off age in Charlotte. It should be illegal to serve drinks if you’re a female older than 25 years-old.- nik

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Eben Can’t Sit At Our Table

May 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now I know Eben was recently posted as being Mother of the year, but I want to shed some light on another aspect of her life that she clearly needs to be blasted on.. Why can this girl never keep a friend for longer then a week? She clings to the girls who remotely have any kind of “fame” or “popularity” (Brittany Kerr, Jordan Fish..Etc) Clearly she fits right in, but she moved here 4 years ago and still clings to any hope of being one of Charlotte’s well known. She’s fake, materialistic and a down right bad person. She cheats on her boyfriend (who she lied to when they first started dating about her age, it wasn’t until months after dating he found out how YOUNG she really was) She is always at the bar, not only working but drinking trying to find her next grasp to five minutes of fame. Nik, help Charlotte out and call this broad out.

The life of a BottleRat ain’t easy.- nik

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Lauren Is Winning In Life

May 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when Lauren is not out shaking her a** for money; she’s getting wasted with some of the biggest low lifes in Charlotte. It’s sad when you don’t even have enough “talent” to sling drinks; so instead you have to stand on a box and shake your ass and hope some sucker slips you a 20. Have fun putting that on your resume. Looks like her lifestyle choices are finally catching up with Seeger, as she got busted for a DWI on Cinqo de Mayo.

Is that a belly ring or a dirty audi?- nik

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