Charlotte | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

I Really Like Chestnuts

July 24, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 183

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was disapointed when you turned down chestnuts for a DC name. This name is perfect! Is that a good tit job or what!! Andi, you keep doing you and let us all watch in horror. This girls is as dumb as she is crazy and I love it.

**I love this girl.  Can I come to next Charlotte event so I can wife her up?- JV

No JV. And I’m ok with the name ‘Chestnuts’. It fits her perfectly.- nik

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Lisa Stagner

July 24, 2014 Charlotte, Raleigh-Durham 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sonik,  this one right here Lisa Redmond Stagner is a pretty big whore. She has cheated on her husband around seven different times. The last time she broke up her marriage and a so called “friend” of hers by cheating with the friends husband. I am pretty sure she is probably pretty well known at the bar scene in charlotte since she was always going out “dancing” with friends so she could go and cheat on her husband. Oh and she also hooked up with several of the new mans friends before she hooked up with him. She is also an amazing mother. She up and left all five of her boys with her husband in charlotte to come play house with the new man in raleigh. She doesn’t work and basically lives off the friends husband. Apparently she loves to be fisted as well. Be careful if you see this one out guys she is a money hungry cow who also gave the new man an drd which he so nicely passed on to his soon to be ex wife. And she probably has whatever type of pill you might need to “feel good”. This used to be nurse loves to sling pills on the side but only if she hasnt taken them all already. her and the new man love to go on little cke benders as well. If you see this one out I would run the other way and if you had her already you may want to go get your shit checked.

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Haley Is So Pretty

July 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Haley has been slinging $2 BL bottles at whiskey river for the past few years. She definitely has her moments, but like most girls in Charlotte she’s an “cosmetologist” who doesn’t really work (and would you really take beauty advice from this troll?) I bet her parents, who sent her to a christian high school are really proud of their daughter now. Set your sights high, Haley they’re all you’ve got!

What is Haley’s last name?- nik

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Who Is Amanda Barngrover

July 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 39


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amanda does sure like to flaunt her wealth as much as possible on social media. All of her pictures are strategically cock-eyed to just “accidentally” catch one of her PARENTS neighbor’s houses in the background. We get it- your family has money. Too bad you haven’t held down a real relationship and it’s probably because of all the daddy issues you have. Go out and make life of your own, or you can do what we all expect and wife up to some old wealthy loser in 5 years.

Tell me more… I smell a DC.- nik

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What’s Up With Her Hair

July 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 83

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out of all the bottle servers in Charlotte I think Heather Trent is one of the hottest. She may have a few small issues (outdated hair, outdated belly button ring), but her body was made perfectly for this season’s crop top trend. I wonder who bought her +2′s because they are perfect. Nik, I had a dream last night that Heather went all blonde and it was amazing. You think we can convince her to do it?

Nice $20 wig… Heather must have bought that last October.- nik

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Is Jovana Still On Top

July 18, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there was a point in time that Jovana was one of the hottest girls in CLT. She fell off the radar for a bit but is making quite a strong return. She may just be working at the grocery store, but hey a girl’s gotta pay her bills! Nik, do you think Jovana is still on top of her game?

Jovana’s stomach looks really soft.- nik

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Sloan Alone

July 17, 2014 Charlotte 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve noticed Sloan has been taking a lot of trips lately with Camimi and girls like that…. which leads me to believe one thing. I just don’t think she’s hot enough to be a port a potty. She needs +2′s before she would really be considered by the big-league buyers on the market.  Sloan, go away for a few weeks and see what happens.

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Wake Up Now MLM Scheme Takes CLT By Storm

July 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 103

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve been noticing a few posts and I’m sad to say that some of the gullible people in CLT have fallen prey to the newest pyramid scheme in town – “Wake Up Now” . These “independent business owners” are ONLY interested in turning you into a brainwashed drone trying to sell convince your friends and family to join so that they can get their return investment back. It is shady, and if you don’t care who you fool to get money, or you are a con artist then this is the job for you. There is no hype- this is just another MLM scheme. Oldest trick in the book. Nik, how many more people do you think will fall prey to this in CLT?

Are people in Charlotte really this stupid?- nik

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