THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abigail. I can’t take her uploading a thousand ugly photos a day, but once you start stealing someone elses pictures and pretending they are yours you have reached an all time low.. I honestly pitty you Abbey. This first picture is what Abbey posted after the Victorias Secret fashion show saying how her “hard work” has made her sexier than those models, YEA RIGHT. This picture actually belongs to a playboy model, and the REAL picture (not cropped) started circulating around the internet and I literally could not stop laughing at how emabrrased she must be… I mean who does that? To cover up she posted multiple statuses about how she posts pictures for motivation and never said it was her. Not everyone is as dumb as you Abbey, we all saw how you were taking compliments left and right over a body that isnt even yours! How do you live with yourself Abbey, you are a joke. She constantly posts pictures trying to redeem herself, but all it does it let everyone see her soft stomach, what do you think Nik? I know you arent into thick stomachs.

Why does the girl in the first image (fake image of Abbey) look familiar? Is she from Pittsburgh?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your advice and I need brutal honesty. I met this guy 10 months ago on POF. He is awesome, everything I could ever want in a guy, thing is. I live 10 states away which we both were ok with. I’m starting to develop feelings and get attached and its starting to really sadden me. I have to book the trip and pay all expenses to come see him, bc if I don’t we would never ever see each other.  Long story short, knowing he goes out and has potential to meet someone it’s really making me upset. I almost feel like maybe I’m being crazy but I don’t know what to do! I feel like after this long he would want to see me already, it’s constant disappointment from him. Do you think if I end it I’m throwing away the best thing that could ever happen to me? I need help.

If I were you I would cut him off and see if he tries to see you. Guys are desperate and panic when they are in LOVE. On the other hand you could waste the money and just spy on him to see if he is even a real person and not a catfish. Either way people fall in love with the distance, not the person. Having a person in your life on your time is what’s making you happy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Enrique Murillo is his name. He is in the military at Fort Bragg. But unfortunately just because he’s a soldier doesn’t make him respectable. Firt off he looks like a gorilla and his hair is thinning majorly and all that gel Enrique – DOESN’T HELP! He is a complete douchebag. He goes to clubs in Raleigh and Fayetteville and acts like he is Gods gift to women. He wears those ridiculous suits that make him look like Herman Munster. He cracks on every race and religion and is so critical of women on facebook but in the clubs, he will talk to anything and screw anything. P*ssy doesn’t have a face but he has an image to maintain. I wish someone would bust his bubble and put him in his place. He is so annoying. I run if I see him in a club. EXTREMLY OBNOXIOUS! Did you see in the background of the one picture on the chalkboard? Broken V J-J? And then his self-bathroom picture, give me a break. Zip up your pants and put that little boy away Mr. Suave.

Keep combing that hair forward Enrique, nobody can tell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy has been driving me nuts lately on FBOOK. He is the quintessential Charlotte Douchebag. He tries to use the fact that he owns a crappy mexican restaurant to get laid. What cracks me up the most is how he does the typical DBAG things like making his profile picture of his (old) Audi, and making kissy faces next to his roided up friends. The whole front is getting old.

The front gets him laid because girls in Charlotte are stupid.- nik