Is Chera Ready For The Big Leagues

May 19, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 75

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chera is one of those shake-her-ass for money types at the local clubs here in CLT. She likes to hang out with some of the most money grubbing hoes around, and then plays the game like she’s not one of them. This past month, she unveiled her new +2′s for everyone to see. Wonder who paid for those, huh Nik?

Hopefully they will settle in the right direction because currently her +2′s hate each other.- nik



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Raver Tiffany Needs Professional Help

May 19, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since Charlotte is becoming the new hot spot in the US for EDM (sarcasm); we have had an influx of raver chicks popping up on the scene. Problem is, they can’t decide if they are bottle rats or ravers. Tiffany has got to be the worst of them all. These girls spend their entire days talking sh*t about eachother and chasing Greg until the next night where they can roll their faces off and start all over again. With no real life experience, talents, or credentials to speak of… Tiffany epitomizes what is wrong with the nightlife scene today. Tiffany, you’re not hot enough to rely on your looks… so if I were you I’d get a real job or education immediately.

I wonder if people try to honk her nose on Molly?- nik



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Get over Yourself Morgan

May 19, 2014 Charlotte 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl Morgan Rhe or Tadlock, whatever her last name is is a total Charlotte socialite, if there is such a thing. I used to thing that she was pretty and cool but now shes full of herself. She has a blog where she blasts Charlotte (shediditinheels.me) and she\’s suddenly become close to the potato nose blogger Jenna. Plus she just left ‘Stache House and I think was messing with that big fat ass, Chet. I don\’t even want to picture that. She is not an authority on Charlotte and isn’t she too old to have and opinion? I mean, she is 30. Anyway, what do you think, NIck?



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Is Valerie Too Old To Be Partying

May 18, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 64

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen through facebook that Valerie is out in club multiple nights a week. I’ve lost track of how old she is, but she looks more and more worn out like Blakely ever week. I can see past the pathetic attempts for attention with the selfies, bartending at sh*tty clt bars, and the horrible tan that ages her 10+ years. But the one thing I can’t look past is that damn PHOTO QUALITY. Valerie…. are you taking your damn pictures with a potato? WTF that is some motorola flip phone quality. I appreciate you not photoshopping the crap out of all of your pictures like Assaf does, but c’mon girl.

There needs to be a bartender cute-off age in Charlotte. It should be illegal to serve drinks if you’re a female older than 25 years-old.- nik



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Eben Can’t Sit At Our Table

May 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now I know Eben was recently posted as being Mother of the year, but I want to shed some light on another aspect of her life that she clearly needs to be blasted on.. Why can this girl never keep a friend for longer then a week? She clings to the girls who remotely have any kind of “fame” or “popularity” (Brittany Kerr, Jordan Fish..Etc) Clearly she fits right in, but she moved here 4 years ago and still clings to any hope of being one of Charlotte’s well known. She’s fake, materialistic and a down right bad person. She cheats on her boyfriend (who she lied to when they first started dating about her age, it wasn’t until months after dating he found out how YOUNG she really was) She is always at the bar, not only working but drinking trying to find her next grasp to five minutes of fame. Nik, help Charlotte out and call this broad out.

The life of a BottleRat ain’t easy.- nik



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Lauren Is Winning In Life

May 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 26

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when Lauren is not out shaking her a** for money; she’s getting wasted with some of the biggest low lifes in Charlotte. It’s sad when you don’t even have enough “talent” to sling drinks; so instead you have to stand on a box and shake your ass and hope some sucker slips you a 20. Have fun putting that on your resume. Looks like her lifestyle choices are finally catching up with Seeger, as she got busted for a DWI on Cinqo de Mayo.

Is that a belly ring or a dirty audi?- nik



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Pool Season Is In Full Swing

May 15, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 109

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know plenty of people in Charlotte are elated that pool season is now in full swing. Plenty of flotation devices around to keep you afloat. Now, I wonder if any of these girls will actually do something with their life and stop buying surgeries hoping for a good return by snagging some old trout with money.

I want more Pool Season pictures please. It helps me study advances in medicine.- nik



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Charlotte’s Real Life Barbie

May 15, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 50

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not a huge fan of the red lip trend, but I think Anna pulls it off perfectly. That snow white skin balances out those perfectly kissable lips. Tall, blonde and huge tits she is my dream barbie come to life. Anna are you single? Look at those +2′s Nik!!!

She doesn’t look Mexican to me.- nik



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