Charlotte’s Real Life Barbie

May 15, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 50


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not a huge fan of the red lip trend, but I think Anna pulls it off perfectly. That snow white skin balances out those perfectly kissable lips. Tall, blonde and huge tits she is my dream barbie come to life. Anna are you single? Look at those +2′s Nik!!!

She doesn’t look Mexican to me.- nik

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Blakeley Shea Is Over The Hill

May 13, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 78


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some needs to give Bubble Blakeley Shea a reality check. You can’t be 35 and still roaming the nightclubs both professionally and personally. Blakeley here is a word of advice. Get a real job before you get pregnant by a DJ, oh wait you are too old to have kids. I forgot.

Wasn’t this chick on the Bachelor or something? I’m confused.- nik

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Oldest Greg Around Town

May 12, 2014 Charlotte 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing Ethan Baker the 40year old ‘single’ bachelor. You can find this Latino at underground poker places getting head under the table but he can’t afford his car or mortgage payment. He was most recently spotted with a mail order bride. He is 40 and full of drdsbut have no fear ladies or gents he has never been married and played dad a few times without paying child support. Nic give him a piece of mind!!! Poor man will take anyone out on his senior citizen discount

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Charlotte Service Industy

May 12, 2014 Charlotte 85


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m starting to notice a pattern with certain chicks posting about each other on here. Someone needs to make a post calling out the nasty circle of bar whores that incessantly dog each other on this site. First can we start with Andi. Andi (noun) – a dipshit loser with gel filled +2′s that are near unified into one single boob. Either this dumbass doesn’t know she’s the biggest joke in charlotte or she has embraced her purpose to be a comical spectacle for us all to laugh at. Next we have Alexis Blaise Barber. A self important loser who is delusional when it comes to her life situation. Next we have the notorious horse face, Yussra Manface. If she isn’t the nastiest bar whore in charlotte i dunno who is. Jenna Patraglia: takes way too much winstrol (anabolic steroid) and now looks like a man. She posts profile pics of girls who are not actually her on fb and acts like they are actually her. Pathetic to say the least. Then we have that poor disney loving retard Rachel Greenan. Rachel post’s about Alexis Blaise while Alexis Blaise makes posts about Rachel Greenan. Andi was certainly behind the Recent post about Cristina Grr fucking rich guys and was most def behind the post about Steph Bella. The night before that post hit Andi had a very angry FB post about Steph being a backstabber. Duhhh. Yussra posts about retard Rachel Greenan and vice versa. Dunno who jenna posts about but she sure is insecure and for damn good reasons. She’s ugly, that’s why.. When will it all stop?

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Pathalogical Liar Jeremy Perdue

May 9, 2014 Charlotte 5


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing Jeremy Perdue, the BIGGEST douchbag in Charlotte with the LITTLEST Greg on the planet! He has idenity issues and tries his hardest to be a man\’s man….but he really wants a man I think. If you met this D-bag you would know he thinks he is the best thing to walk on earth. He fools people into thinking he works forNASCAR to make friends!! LOL!! Beware if you run into this fool, he is a pathalogical liar and can’t be believed with anything he says. He has to make up lies just to cover lies.

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Is Cristina Trying To Trap Someone Famous and Rich

May 8, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 44


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been hearing some really harsh things about Cristina lately, and I feel the need to speak up. She’s known in town for being a fame-chaser, banging anything with a boat and going out of her way to become “best friends” with every race car driver in town. But people out there are saying things that she’s a dream-killer and that’s just wrong! I banged Cristina, and yes she’s a wh*re, and yes she’s a psycho, but DO NOT say she’s dry and bad in bed because that’s just hurtful and untrue. I love wh*res and so does every other guy in the world that didn’t get tricked into marriage/dating by some psycho. Cristina is a hero and deserves to be recognized by a more prestigious website than this. Nik, do you think Cristina is just looking to trap someone famous, or is she just looking for a little bit of her own spotlight?

Cristina is three procedures away from a wealthy marriage.- nik

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Blakely Went Blonde

May 7, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 66


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Blakeley from the Bachelor has called of her engagement and has gone blonde. Is it just me or is she looking older than ever? In case you were looking for an update, yes she’s still working at a nigthclub. Blakely and I are roughly the same age (I am a little younger) and my days (and most of my friend’s days) of desperately vying for male attention are long, LONG behind me. It is just kind of sad that a woman in her mid-30′s is still acting like this. (She was 34 when the show premiered in ’11…so you do the math).

Living off your +2′s only last until age 40. LaserAway that tattoo sleeve too… No rich dude will donate to that arm.- nik

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Jenna Gribble Gets On My Nerves

May 7, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jenna Gribble considers herself the socialite of Charlotte. She bills herself as a “Lifestyle + Event blogger”…what does that even mean? How does your high school diploma qualify you to be an expert? You live in Charlotte for goodness sake, how much lifestlye is there to blog about? Need I’ll give her one thing- she puts herself in the company of WAY hotter women than herself, what she doesn’t realize is just how bad she looks. It’s amazing how many attention-whores like Jenna there are out in the world. Everyone thinks they’re going to be famous and the problem is, they THINK they will be. Nik, in order to be a famous blogger these either have to be swedish or hot. My guess is we won’t be seeing any bikini pics of Jenna this season. Do you think there’s a chance for her to make it?

See how much better pictures look with blonde hair. It takes away from their beat faces and gives you a better focal point.- nik

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