THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been hearing some really harsh things about Cristina lately, and I feel the need to speak up. She’s known in town for being a fame-chaser, banging anything with a boat and going out of her way to become “best friends” with every race car driver in town. But people out there are saying things that she’s a dream-killer and that’s just wrong! I banged Cristina, and yes she’s a wh*re, and yes she’s a psycho, but DO NOT say she’s dry and bad in bed because that’s just hurtful and untrue. I love wh*res and so does every other guy in the world that didn’t get tricked into marriage/dating by some psycho. Cristina is a hero and deserves to be recognized by a more prestigious website than this. Nik, do you think Cristina is just looking to trap someone famous, or is she just looking for a little bit of her own spotlight?
Cristina is three procedures away from a wealthy marriage.- nik