Charlotte

Some People Just Have What It Takes

Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty

Dirty JERSEY SHORE wannabe

Dirty JERSEY SHORE wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shane Mac Corey — He thinks he is hot sh*t… he wears his hair with this stupid little piece hanging down on the side and constantly looks at himself in the mirror blowing himself kisses.  He posts pics of himself while at the gym all the time..  How do you even take pictures of yourself when you’re “working out”. This guy is so full of himself and only talks to girls who are “a dime piece” which in his mind is a gremlin looking bug like himself. He is dirty and pretends like he is super hot, and has tons of money. Well, ladies he works at lowes. WOO HOO… all his money goes to hair gel, sweatbands, and his car. GET A LIFE SHANE .. You’re a washed up Ryan Seacrest, Jersey Shore wanna be.

Where did he go to buy his shirt? I didn’t know they still sold Ed Farty in America?- nik

Her Boobs Are As Crooked As Her Personality

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Her Boobs Are As Crooked As Her Personality

Her Boobs Are As Crooked As Her Personality

Her Boobs Are As Crooked As Her Personality

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, or should I say waste of space, is Ashley. I have the unfortunate task of see her ugly ass every day because goes to my school, has classes with me, and associates with a couple of my friends. She thinks she’s the sh*t and her rack and ass are her best features, when in reality they sag, have stretch marks, and as you can see one of them is obviously disproportionate to the other. Believe it or not, there is a rumor that she is a self-proclaimed bulimic. As you can see, she’s not even close to living up to the title. She also thinks she’s the center of attention, and goes around from guy to guy. I know for a fact she’s cheated on her newest ‘boyfriend’ or should I say ‘boy toy’ multiple times, not that that’s surprising. Please give this b*tch a wake up call. So the question is, would you?

Answer: No, looks like she participated in some test +2 drug…didn’t work.

10 Years Too Late And 40 Pounds Too Heavy

Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wannabe Playboy model goes by the name of Amy Madisyn. Twitter suggests that I follow her and I am not sure if she pays for that type of advertising or if Twitter is just trying to show me what fat looks like. Listen honey, your chance at Playboy is about 10 years past and 40 pounds ago. You can post pics of you in a hooded sweatshirt and earphones all you want, but we all know that you are just going to go low level on the elliptical for 15 minutes and call it a day. Oh and congrats on your engagement and future divorce.

They invented make-up for a reason Miss Madisyn.- nik

Kevin Coins In Charlotte

Posted in Charlotte, Dirty Craigslist

Kevin Coins in Charlotte NC

Kevin Coins in Charlotte NC

Kevin Coins in Charlotte NC

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kevin Coins is the biggest wh*re in all of Charlotte NC. There probably isn’t a gay gay this boy hasn’t slept with, he loves to bareback, and he likes to take loads in the ass while sometimes giving them. He fools around on his boyfriends constantly. He has a sugar daddy although he might have gotten cut off lately cause I’ve seen them separate. He is trashy as f*ck. Dumb as all hell. And not as cute as he thinks he is. He will do anything for a couple of bucks. He has had craigslist ads offering his services and he lives on grindr and adam4adam. This boy is definitely available for rent. Go check him out is you like nasty loose *ss. I hear its like f*cking a jar of mayonaisse. He is a go-go dancer at a gay club called marigny on Saturday nights. Hurry, he needs your help. He lost his apt and i hear he ain’t got no power, no food and he is penniless. karma might be winning again.

Those are ladies sweat pants…- nik

Dirty Fake Tattoo Girl Artist

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Dirty Fake Tattoo Girl Artist

Dirty Fake Tattoo Girl Artist

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Madison L is a tattoo artist here in Charlotte. Not knocking her work but I am knocking her personal life. She hangs out with all the socialites (if you can call them that) but then acts all gangster. She is actually a pretty chick but you wouldn’t know with all those tattoos and wigs and hair color. Who tattoos a bow on their face? Shame really. Myself and many others are so tired of seeing her run around every bar from south to north Charlotte acting as if she is owed something from everyone. Get a hint Maddy (lol) you will never amount to nothing more than a B class wh*re who should be in a snuff film. Points if you even know what a snuff film is. Your vagina cavity reeks of 5 day old left out in the sun flounder I know because I actually had the un pleasure of being in same hotel room you chose two screw 2 dudes in one night in front of quite a few of us. Leave my man alone too please. You are so yesterday and a has been. Stop trying to screw all those guys you work with too Chris Young has a girlfriend who we all thought was your friend. Guess you really will never stop with the shady shit. BYE. PS you are NOT a model so please stop taking stupid pictures with your Kodak.

She looks so gross I can’t even read this.- nik

Lock Up Your Husbands

Posted in Charlotte, Dirty Predator

Lock Up Your Husbands!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you better watch out for this girl! Hannah Colby Crowell is crazy and stalker obsessed with men that she can’t have. She goes after guys with young children because hers was [] by a boyfriend when she was out partying one night and she has this unresolved need to ‘mother’ any other kids that she can. She thinks that her big fake boobs, and her bleach blond hair make her the hottest thing to walk on this earth. So what do you think, beauty queen, or bride of chucky?

Sucks to be her. And you know that botched boob job doesn’t enable to to lactate…just saying.- nik

Guess Who Finally Broke Up

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guess who finally broke up??

guess who finally broke up??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well ed cota i guess u finally got ur sh** together too and left this dead beat broke a** lazy baby mama. just like vanessa finally left kobe…lmao. Glad the couple inspired u to move on, you could do a whole lot betta u know that right???? oh wait u did do betta when u were with kim and when u were with rachel…lmao. well congrats for getting this dirty tobacco stained teeth chick and DRD ridden trash out of your house. and dont worry ed cuz there no way ” CAROL THE CRAZY STALKER “can get that baby though. No court or judge would ever in his right mind let her have that baby full time. I mean i was wondering when u were going to get fed up with her smoking cigs all day and sleeping all day and not doing sh** to help with bills. We all know she never makes good tips at any of her waitres jobs!! CONGRATS MY BRO!!!!

What country do you hail from.- nik

Ashley Will Use You

Posted in Charlotte, East Carolina University, The Dirty

Truth Behind a Smile

(Click on the Image to see a heart)

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Ashley, hmmm a name that’s pretty common right? Well I can assure you, this one is very different. Shes 32 years old and has worked probably 6 months out of a 2 1/2 year stretch. This one loves to hide behind her smile, hence the title. In her mind she is perfectly fine but yet everyone around her is someone she just met because everyone else, her real friends, no longer know who she is and do not associate with her. Shes locked in a prison of lies. Everyday is a lie. Pill-Poppin Animal is another word that comes to mind when describing her. This girl will steal from her own family to support her habit. Charlotte Pharmacies are open because this girl is alive. Do not trust her AT ALL. She will use you to get what she wants and thats it. Taking advantage of her parents and using there hard earned money to live off of is sad. Ashley is also known to sleep with married men, and use men who have kids, use ex bf’s family members’ children to get closer knit between her and his family. She is capable of anything and cannot be trusted. RUN FAST if you see her face. Shes very dangerous to herself and those around her.

Why did I click the image? I love how she does drugs around the children’s play toys.- nik

Tashy Charlotte Girl

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Tashy Charlotte Girl

Tashy Charlotte Girl

Tashy Charlotte Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Meg Smith. She went off and bought fake tits because she screams skank. She comes off like she runs this city. Last but not least she tried out for playboy and was rejected. what a joke…

Shoulda started off with the most immediate problem and fixed that nose…silly horse.- nik

Rob The Douche

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Douche

Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Rob. He is my mothers ex boyfriend. They broke up 2 years ago. thank god. Let me tell you something about rob. He is a twisted f*ck, right from the start i hated him. I was 11 and he told me that my mother cheated on him and fcked some guy in a bush and she licked c*m of his chest. This is a 40 year old man, by the way. He used to tell me if i had an ass like my moms, id have all the guys all over me. again i was 11. He bought me alcohol, obviously knowing i was underage by 7 years and told me to drink it. He told me my mom was a devil worshiper and i should hate her. He told me that my mom told him that she thought i was bi curious. That was a lie. He was planning on sending out a spy to go watch my mom at her christmas party to make sure she didnt cheat on him. This dick fart had no faith in my mom at all. And to top it all off. he stole my skirt so my mom wouldn’t wear it? wtf… so basically what im saying.. is this guy is fcked up.

He told you this at 11…definitely was testing your waters, seeing if he could slip it in.- nik