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What On Earth Is Chesticles Doing

February 27, 2014 Chesticles, Sydney, Vancouver 6


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this came up on my Facebook feed this morning.  Furries freak me out at the best of times, but I swear that is Chesticles. What is she thinking posing for such a weird picture? I’ve always thought she was a bit saucy but have to rethink my girl crush now.

What did the fox say?- nik

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Did You Meet Chesticles

February 27, 2013 Chesticles, The Dirty, Toronto 65


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just curious if you met Chesticles while you were in Toronto for your birthday? She is so beautiful and makes my Greg so happy. Chesticles are what me and my buddy call a 4 pumper. It only takes us 4 strokes to finish with her. Love the website Nik and love Chesticles more.

Bro you need to get laid more. No, Chesticles flaked on me… so did Bomba.- nik

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Chesticles In The Paper Again

November 6, 2012 Chesticles, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty, Toronto 34

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, DA strong for years here. So I’m checking out my favourite excuse for a newspaper this morning online and the first thing I look at is the “Sunshine Girl”. Low and behold there is Chesticles! She’s looking good. I want to know two things: How much? How do I book an hour? I’ll take the oil thanks.  Click here to read the full article. 

Do you think Chesticles is pay for play or a real model? I wonder…- nik

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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

October 17, 2012 Chesticles, The Dirty, Toronto 19

Since we have a lot of new DIRTY ARMY visiting our website. I need to get everyone caught up. Every weekday I will be showcasing the infamous Dirty Celebrities we have created here at Don’t fall in love.- nik

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Chesticles Is Going to Be On The Cover Of Hustler Whoronto Makes Huster: Chesticles is a Star!

November 10, 2011 Chesticles, Toronto 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was a story in the Toronto Sun today.  Can you believe that Chesticles will be on the cover of Hustler?  You truly do make people famous and change their lifes for the better.

So is she the oldest woman to be on the cover of Hustler?- nik

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The “Sunshine Girl” In The Whoronto Sun Paper

November 6, 2011 Chesticles, The Dirty, Toronto 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I forget this girls name, but she’s in the Toronto Sun. She looks good for 40. After all, how can you be 31 for the last 5 years?

Yup, that is Dirty Celeb Chesticles.- nik

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Dirty Celeb March Madness Round Of 32

March 25, 2011 Brock's Chick, Chesticles, Houston Rockets, March Madness 2011, Night Rider, Nik's Chick, Osama Chin Laden, Prodigy, Star F*cker, The Dirty 34

****Voting Ends Tomorrow at 5PM (PST) *****

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March Madness Round 1

March 22, 2011 Back-Up Dancer, Brock's Chick, Chesticles, Houston Rockets, Jaden Solo, March Madness 2011, Prodigy, Pygmy, Sunshine, The Dirty 20

Winner: Brock’s Chick

Winner: Prodigy

Winner: Chesticles

Winner: Houston Rockets

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