She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Big Dumb Noodle Tool
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Austin. He use to go to Lake Park High School, where he was the “tough” guy. Mr. Muscles here thinks hes hot sh*t and thinks that having muscles will win you fights. In reality no one likes this kid. All the girls think he is an ugly creep, and all the guys think he is a juiced up roid head. What do you thnk about this juiced up predator nik?
I think he has way too much hair on his arms for an Asian and that he obviously hates his race considering people in Karate do not do steroids.- nik
Nasty Chicago Girl
Posted in Chicago | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl on the left Genoa has been on here before. She’s known for being a crazy chick and having absolutely no respect for herself. She’s a total joke in the city of Chicago and everyone laughs at her cuz she is dumb and lets her man cheat on her, so lets all have a good laugh.
I don’t think they’re dating she just says they are, she looks like that type.- nik
Chicago’s Gremlin Returns To Dirtyville
Posted in Chicago | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: k so Nik this will be her second appearance on the dirty.com.. germlin spotted out again for st. pattys day steph fr%#ca. funny how she must always be with someone somewhat prettier to fit in these photos and im surprised she didnt break the camera. i mean really are we gonna go out and try and hit on the married men and local scumbags in elmhurst to have some attempt at getting something other than a shuttle close to that crater face, and not to mention trying to keep ur job by sleeping with ur boss at xsport on the side. seems as this sk*nk-a-roo is a rich brat from addison living off of daddy’s landscaping business…..”ohhh wait i left my card in your car can u just pay for it”-qoute of the effin night with this girl.
Her greg face makes me want to vomit.- nik
Fake As Girls
Posted in Chicago | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, those 3 are so damn fake. I mean just look at them oompa loompas on the loose. They thing they are Hot sh*ts but they need reality check. I mean they go everywehere like top models but only get rejected by normal guys that dont want no STD’S, pathetic sl*ts, the 1 on the right especially, her name lizzy, Biggest Conceided b*Tch in whole ChiTown. You gotta walk like 500ft away form her to be sure not 2 catch some dirty sh*t. They will give u BJ if u drive an STI or Audi and next day who the f*ck are you, thats just sick.
How old are these girls, they probably sleep with guys who go to the liquor store for them.- nik
This Guy Is A Gangster
Posted in Chicago | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, Andrew O is a real big bullsh*tter. I am a “LifeGuard” I sure wouldn’t want him saving my children’s life. He must wake up in the morning with a new lie every single day. This kid is straight bullsh*tter i know him from the portage park area. He screws his friends girlfriends and claims to be a “jiggalo”. He is 20 years old and his mom has him on check. Supposdley he’s in the navy is what he told me but he doesn’t look man enough to serve for this country. This kid will bullsh*t you to the fullest. He’s also into “thick chicks” as he calls them. He does dumb sh*t and wears his hat like a gangbanger.
Trust me, no gang wants this reppin their set. Even the white sox are pissed you’re wearing that shirt.- nik
Little Miss Chunkster
Posted in Chicago, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik check out Morgen Moore an Aurora bustdown. Not only does she look like a twelve year old obese child she has the height of one too. If you need somewhere to rest your dick she would gladly lend you her mouth. “S-ing D’s” is one of her favorite past times. This materialistic bitch likes to brag about all the clothes she buys from baby gap “still hanging in her closet with the tags on.” She has no job, no money and no life. Her only friend is surprise surprise another nasty hoe named Ashley Inches and the only thing these two have in common are their snaggled tooth smile and loose floppy vaginas. she likes to think her best physical quality are large saggy ass t*ts. I don’t know about you, but t*tties that fall down to your bellybutton are NOT attractive, i can only imagine what gravity will do in ten years. This girl is nothing but a bustdown whore who thinks everyone likes her but really they all know she’s just a drunken little leprechaun slut who will f*ck anyone for a couple shots. Seriously now, Would you?
Your at rock bottom if your hooking up with chicks like this.- nik
The Sucky Sucky Girl
Posted in Chicago, Illinois, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Her name is Christina Mer*** . I have no idea how many guys shes had but im not in this numbers. This nasty slut loves to have huge dicks stuffed in her mouth. She loves to be treated like a slut and have her mouth used like a c*m bucket. This blond whore loves to get her mouth stuffed full of cock. She love to have a big throbbing dick pumping in and out of her mouth. This dick crazy blond cannot get enough hard cock. She cant suck just one dick. She likes to have two or three dicks in her hands and mouth at the same time. She is what I call a dick monster. This is the nastiest blond slut I have seen in a very long time. She loves getting anal and f*ck around in the nature 
Too bad she never made it into college she would have loved hanging out at frat houses.- nik
Two Faced Grace
Posted in Chicago, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Grace M**ke. TOTAL DRUGGIE CR*CK WH*RE SLUT. She is a nasty backstabbing C*NT. She comes off as being all sweet and innocent, but in all actuality, she is the first one to turn around and stab her “best friends” in the back by talking sh*t about them or sleeping with their boyfriends. Here’s some news for you, Grace, nice girls don’t spend 90% of their time on their knees. This girl tried to kill herself in high school by “over dosing” on aspirin. Can you say cry for attention? I have never met a bigger attention wh*re than this sk*nk. She will do anything or anyone for attention. And can you say bipolar? Cause Grace sure can. You will never in your life meet someone with more mood swings than this b*tch. She is beyond crazy and she has no idea who she is. I swear this girl has multiple personalities. One day she is emo sad I’m depressed Grace, the next she is I’m happy Ms. Popular, everyone should love me Grace. She does whatever it takes to make people like her, but no matter what mood she is in, her sl*t factor always remains the same. She has been engaged more time than anyone can count, but they all end with her cheating and her a*s getting dumped and then she has the nerve to pull the “poor me, feel bad” card. F*CK YOU!!! And on top of everything, this girl is more dumb than a box of rocks!!! Plus, she has an annoying stutter that makes you just want to hit her in the face. A word to the wise Grace, drop the nice girl act, stop cheating on every poor guy who gets suckered into dating you, get on some antibiotic ASAP and then, maybe people will actually like you and you can stop having multiple personalities. Would you, Nik?
Answer: no. As if her looks weren’t bad enough, shes crazy…bad combo.
Young And Dangerous
Posted in Chicago | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girl on the right’s name is Allie D**n. She thinks she is the hottest girl up here in the burbs of Chicago, and she needs a serious reality check, and if she had a better personality, more people would like her, but she’s just plain awful.
These things couldn’t even be promo girls.- nik
Macaw On The Loose
Posted in Chicago | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: this is Nicole Weig**d aka big bird . check out the nose on that thing. it takes up her whole face. she makes fun of people going to zero gravity when shes there every weekend, and brings her f***ing dog. who does that? poor dog. She hates on all her ex boyfriends girlfriends because she is so jealous and obsessed with him still. this girl is f*cking crazy she kicked in her ex boyfriends bumper becuase he has a new gf who is way better looking than her and has a CUTE nose. this girl needs some mental help along with a nose job nik what do you think about this one? .
I don’t know how she has ever kissed a person, there is a solid 3 inches she has to get passed to make it happen. Start saving money now for the procedure now, it will make life a lot easier.- nik
