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Posted in Chicago | February 8th, 2010

Whiny Midwest Sloot

Whiny Midwest Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea Patc**n, she is the most b*tchiest, whiniest girl you’ll ever meet. All she does is complain about all the people that she hates, when she should get a reality check and know that people hate her! She does the same pose in every fu*king picture, and is obsessed with her BROTHER. she doesn\’t have a job, yet she gets everyone that spoiled h*e wants. she whines that she hates living near chicago, and that pittsburgh is the sh*t (that is where she is from). She always asks her brother to beat up guys that talk sh*t bout her in HS, and that is pretty immature. She also has had sex with two guys and her current boyfriend, and I would be sad for him, cause she is a gonnorhea infected B*TCH!

Move back to Pittsburgh… nobody wants you in Chicago anyway.- nik

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We Don’t Like April

Posted in Chicago, Dirty Cheerleaders, The Dirty, Wisconsin | February 6th, 2010

2-4-6-8- April S*chauers who we hate.

2-4-6-8- April S*chauers who we hate.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I heard that birds only crap on really horrible people. Why this girl would post a picture like this on the internet just shows how pathetic and dumb she truly is.  Maybe this UW-Wisconsin ex-cheerleader should lay off the alcohol, X, Pot and Perscription pills. Her judgment seems to be as lapsed as anyone pathetic enough to be seen with her. I’m sure she will e-mail you Nik, to take this post down so no one knows the truth about her. Enjoy this post while it lasts!

Are you sure that is bird stuff?  It kind of looks like something else… like millions of dead babies.- nik

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Hated

Posted in Chicago | February 4th, 2010

im darren fuck.

im darren fuck.

THE DIRTY ARMY: well Nik this kid is the biggest sh!t talker in chicago. he thinks he tough and sh*t, all he is lame and fat.  He thinks people like him yet everyone talks sh8t. every girl that went out with him talked so much sh*t about him.  He flirts with every girl and does it with the biggest and nastiest sluts.  hes grimmy ass hell. its just disgusting.

Is that Rosie O’Donnell?- nik

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The Ugly Truth

Posted in Chicago, Would You? | February 4th, 2010

The ugly truth

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik I saw this girl a couple of times before on this site…and I just couldn’t resist posting this picture of her……I have 3 words..”Anorexia has returned” Seriously, this girl is beyond pathetic, and she considers herself to be some hot sh*t…Yanka, or whatever your name is please look at yourself, and what you are doing with your life and your body! Where did you come from? Holocaust? Seriously! Nik, one question….Would you?

Answer: no.  She should be less concerned about her body and more concerned about fixing her face, unless she’s accepted being a paper bag chick.

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Lumber’d

Posted in Chicago, Illinois | February 4th, 2010

LAWYERS ASSISTANT

LAWYERS ASSISTANT

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK VICTORIA NEOPOL*TIAN 36 YR Old wrinkly u knw what.. calls herself a lawyer well gentlemen dont let this one fool you, in stead of her solving your case she will give you a case of a disease!!!!!!! BAD REP WHEN YOU WORK FOR A LAW FIRM N DRESS AN ACT LIKE A H*E…AKA LOSSSSSY!!!

She looks like a vampire… know wonder she is a lawyer.- nik

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Typical Chicago Sloot

Posted in Chicago | February 4th, 2010

Typical Chicago Sloot

Typical Chicago Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Tobbie W*****, a Des Moines, Iowa transplant who ditches her kid every weekend to get sh*tfaced in Chicago. She has saggy +2s because of the kid she had when she was 17. She is currently dating a guy who’s marriage she broke up because the wife found out she was sleeping with him. She smokes like a chimney and has a mouth like a sailor. A dirty mouth, that is. This girl is a total sk*nk. She sucks so much d*** and takes so much co** that she leaves the hundreds of guys she’s f*cked bareback with the gift that keeps on giving. Put this girl on blast Dirty Army.

She sounds classy.- nik

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Nasty

Posted in Chicago | February 4th, 2010

naaaastyyy

naaaastyyy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik all of these girls are nasty. especially the one with blonde hair. her mouth is disssgusting, and she walks around like shes hot sh*t. she looks like a man, & i think you could fit an elephant up her nostrils. ewwuhhh. the girl on the right tansss waaaaaaaaay too much and looks like a 40 yr old lady. what do you think?

They both should wear a a paper bag over their heads for the rest of their existance.- nik

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All A Brotha Needs

Posted in Chicago | February 4th, 2010

All a Brotha Needs...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this while walking to school. Title speaks for itself… Forget b*tches, blunts and 40’s apparently playing cards and durags are where it’s at!

Only in Chi-town.- nik

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Waiting For Their Gregs Fall Out

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010

Waiting for there 'gregs' to fall out!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so these “girls” drag there hippo *sses around the Chicago swearing they look good. Both look like MEN and shouldnt be allowed to go out. Jessica and Melwina..what a joke!

I really cannot tell which one is the dragon.  I am guessing they are Man Lesbians?  Thoughts?- nik

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630 Hizzoe

Posted in Chicago, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010

630 ho

630 ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you with Svetla? I feel like she’s your type..

Answer: no.  It looks like someone tried to bite off her nose and her neck crack isn’t very appealing.

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