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You Called It Years Ago

December 22, 2014 Chicago, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time reader. What are your thoughts on Jay Cutler? Once again, you called this one years ago. A successful sports career sure is short lived when you shack up with a Dream Killer!

I blame Laguna Beach.- nik

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Angry Little ELF

December 22, 2014 Chicago 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this so called Dj should take up a ELF Job at a mall with Santa. He would pass for a real Elf or troll anyday, then again he may scare the kids away lol. Atleast he would make some real money instead of leaching off everyone he knows and posting his whole life on Facebook witch clogs up my newsfeed to a point where I had to delete the troll. This guy cries for attention more than a woman. Nik Do you think he would pass as a mall Elf?

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American wishing cops dead

December 22, 2014 Chicago 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this horrible waste of a human being is wishing cops dead is promoting cops deaths and encouraging cops deaths…This piece of shit scumbag should of stood next to this scumbag that assassinated these two hero cops…. Andrew Pempek is a horrible human being and i hope everyone sends him a message on facebook as well as on here letting him know what a horrible american he is and should not be aloud to be in this country…

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Gold Digger Of The Year Liz Pauley

December 22, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Liz Pauley from Chicago, and her new HUSBAND Chad Jackson. She has NO SHAME. She clearly only married him for money, and anyone who even considers thinking otherwise is a complete idiot, dude is like 55, fat, bald, just all around sick. Deduct 3 years from her age and he would be considered a pedophile. I wonder how those old saggy Dad balls feel in her mouth. Her relationship status is “complicated” because she doesn’t know whether to consider this a marriage or a permanent hooker for hire arrangement. Don’t be fooled dear, you are a prostitute. She found an old chump who she spreads her crusty legs for, and in return, gets to shop at BEBE and walk around with a huge ring. Hooker will never have to work in her life. How is he not beyond humiliated to bring that train wreck looking crack head around his family and friends? You can find a younger, attractive, established, and educated woman who can complement you as a man. But she isn’t even attractive, educated, or classy, she looks like typical zero gravity bust down, the worst kind, with that white nasty hair and orange face, and hooker blue makeup. No class. No taste. Sick what bitches will do for comfort and money, and the dumb foolish men who fall for it. Can’t wait for dude to run into some money problems and she’ll be on the next old rich slob’s knob. Bet his kids are real proud of their Dad for marrying someone who could be his granddaughter.

I’m guessing GED is the education level. Correct me if I’m wrong.- nik

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A Message From

December 21, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Manhattan, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


I just want to warn everyone this is the high season for DUI’s. Please drink responsibly and wear a condom. A lot of big mistakes happen around Christmas — so don’t piss off your family and Santa. Seriously, don’t drink and drive…no matter how much you want to touch the +2′s.- nik

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Nicki Is Too Cool For Chicago

December 20, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 96


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Nicki and I must admit I’m guilty of stalking her Instagram page. She moved to NYC last year but always comes back to visit the Chicago. I’ve heard she’s a cool chick but I don’t know her personally. She seems to put it all out there though… thoughts?

My first thought — she needs to get her +2′s redone.- nik

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What A Waste

December 19, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 174


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why do black people ruin everything great in life? This bull lost it’s balls because some rapper is an idiot with no respect for Italian culture.

Don’t assume the driver is black. It could be any race.- nik

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Chris Rodriguez

December 19, 2014 Chicago 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this dude NEEDS HELP!!!!! I’m a male therapist and he will not leave me alone… He keeps calling, texting, threatening, used racial slurs! He says he gonna kick my ass! I’m still waiting, stop fighting behind a phone or computer and let do it! I have all these texts message and calls from this PSYCHO, PSYCHOTIC, BIPOLAR,CRAZY PERSON! I know people are gonna post comments about this situation, but your not the VICTIM HERE! I’m not hating on him I just telling the TRUTH about what he has done to me! The incident with Chris Rodriguez happen Feb 4,2013 he ran out without paying for a massage! We are Dec 18, 2014 and he resurface again with all he’s texts and calls, and treats! This dude really NEEDS HELP! Please let’s all work together and find him some help!

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