

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik surprised this little fake Brunette on the left with her BIG nose is Christine or KIKI as she likes to call herself. This girl likes to think of herself as pretty nice and an independent women..all of which is untrue. This girl doesn’t have a real job and she thinks and tells ppl that she is a supermodel lol Where this girl gets all the money to go party with her friends every night and get wasted I couldn’t figure it out for a while but now know…Isn’t it legal to be a prostitute in Chicago , oh ya it is..IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. Anyways this girl goes out all the time, I have never seen a girl go into a club and be latched onto a guy like they have been dating for years as fast as her, I’m guessing within 15 minutes of wherever she goes this will happen. I have seen this girl sit at a guys table and refuse to move for whatever reason she says thinking that the guys will want her there and buy her drinks, and possibly buy her at the end of the night. She’s a total sloot!
I’m confused why do you keep saying “she”?- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY:Hi Nik, this is the infamous Gracjana aka Gbrat. This 30 something washed up rat face has been banged by EVERY guy in the lower mainland. She wishes she was an escort but she is too ugly even for that so she puts out for free. This alien has the nastiest body, no eyebrows, is balding and has the biggest refund gap I’ve ever seen! She’s made a living out of partying and will put anything up her nose and been fired from every job she’s had ranging from Brandis waitress to Joeys girl. This uneducated, jobless ditch pig is used and abused! She went to jail in Vegas for stealing a bikini (real winner!). Not to mention she hangs out with girls half her age to feel young again. There is no plastic surgery that will bring this girl back she is a write off and a total waste of life.. enough said! Later!
Her thighs are completely unproportionate, and I think she might have a touch of downs judging by her face.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please welcome Fat Joe to the dirty. Where do I begin…he’s a 28 year old “corporate” reject. He claimes to make millions working at the Home Depot. Obviously all he can afford is a fake gold chain to match his yellow teeth….look at that grill. I would hate to have to make-out with him bc his huge nose would get in the way. I think he still may be a virgin.
Let me guess… he lives in his mom’s basement surfing porn all day.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is the definition of a D-BAG of females! The JoJoShow is a douchebag!!!!!! She should have her ass whooped! She quotes her lover of the seven seas DW! that is Donnie Wahlberg, all over Facebook! Noone cares! you think your so cute, GET a nose job and bigger t*ts! & what is wrong with her lip?
Whose Donnie Wahlberg? Should I know him?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Johnny and his car. He makes sure he gets to the clubs early every night so he can park his car in front of wherever he is at, oh and did I mention he was a promoter. I heard he co-owns that car with one of his friends, they switch off day and night. Johnny is the king of deception, he lures little c*ke heads or other fiends back to his apartment…ya nothing new eh, but he doesn’t even have any!! he tricks you just to get you back, you have to stay and drink with him or try and find your own way home. But he is more then happy to have all of yours if you so happen to have some. Nik this cheese face needs to be blasted, he claims to be worth millions (which he can’t touch of course) and preys on any new club rat he can find.
Looks like a taxi driver to me. Who wants to see an 02 Hummer in front of a club. That car blue books at 19k.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, maybe you have been to chicago and can answer this question…why oh why do girls look like this?! Broad-ass shoulders, ugly fake hair, pathetic excuse for bee-stings, i don’t get it!!! I think “would you” would be rhetorical here, no? Call me callus, but I would rather drown that be saved by this thing.
She’s so orange that she blends in with the sunset, and her orange swimmer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Chris G…The man, the myth, the legend. This guy is a personal trainer and a professional douchebag. He hits on every single girl that walks through his gyms doors. Then at night he goes out with his ‘big time’ friends and flashes his guns to all the ladies. He has been kicked out of clubs multiple times for grabbing chicks and even throwing a drink on one. All because they don’t give him the time of day or because after you talk to him your not allowed to talk/flirt with other guys or he goes crazy, must be roid rage. This guys a joke he runs his mouth at the gym all day bragging about all these dime pieces he bangs out. He went off one time telling me all his tricks of the trade, the hooking up trade that is. His number one trick is to do that gay arm wrap and drink when drinking with a girl, it works every time apparently lol. Guy is a joke, and that chick he is with, the pregnant looking one is some hoe he is draggin along while he’s out trying to get with girls.
I have been struggling the last couple weeks on coming up with a good name for the Tools that sell Gym memberships. These guys are the scum of the earth and peasants in my mind. Every membership pusher I have ever met is a major creeper. Any thoughts on a good name? I know this Chris guy is a trainer, but that is close enough.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the one on the left is colette me*nyyyy. aha yeah on the dirty once again because i def believe she just deserves to be on here. she’s probably one of the nastiest girls i’ve ever seen and needs to just stop. shes a wh*re and really doesnt realize it. she cant fight her own battles and likes to have people jump her “best friends” for her. she swears she the hottest and shes not. oh yeah btw morgan shes your “best friend”? lmfao you’re stupid for believing that because if she still had keel and kelly by her side, you wouldn’t even exist to her. she goes through friends almost as much as she goes thru boys. or tries to go through boys. haha. smooth coe. real nice.
I didn’t know bunnies had muffin tops.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok.. I almost just threw up…multiple times. This thing on the left needs help there is no way she can possibly think any of these poses, what she is wearing on her lard-like body or all that shit on her face is sexy. Invest in a mirror, life coach and diet plan. I’ve run out of ideas of how this could be explained.. it’s not Halloween or a fatass parade or a public service announcement on how not to use your little sisters Walgreen’s makeup…Nik help me out because I just don’t understand.
Those flap jacks are horrible, it’s like she never even had a chance.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bromance is outta control. My best friends all dress and act like they are 25 years old. Too bad they aren’t. I think they’ve been going to to LA Tan a bit much? Frank & Mike are as bad as the Shomos who also come to my club in my hand-me-downs.
I could have sworn that was a father/son duo. They both have extreamly weathered faces, and that “I’m better than you smirk.”- nik

- A Few To Many Before The Game
- Langley's Gayest "Gangster"
- Washed Up Bartender
- Already Doomed
- Sloot Of The Year
- Ugly Sloots
- Miss Anderson The Neanderthal
- Obese
- Caption Of The Day
- Would You? Bar Rats
- SGM Lovers
- Dirty G Still Around?
- The School Oompa Loompa
- NIK WOULD YOU?
- Corporate Reject
- SMASHLEY
- To Greg Or Not To Greg?
- I Worship DW!
- Orange Is Not A Good Look
- DOLPHINS CHEERLEADER
- Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger's Lies
- Big Time Wanna Be
- Brina Brina Brina
- Kansas City Class
- Pull The String Tila Tequila
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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SUICIDE WATCH!!! PERSON CLOSE TO KANYE WEST FEARS THAT HE MAY HURT HIMSELF!!!
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Douche-Bag-Mafia
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Vuhjynah?
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The BAR Girls In Charlotte Want To Jump You Nik
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Infamous Horse Mouth At ASU
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Gold Teeth, SGM?
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Lamar Odom Dating Khloe Kardashian?
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**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
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Obama Calls Kanye West A Jack Ass
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Caption of the Day
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Great Jam- "Lookin Bro"
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Nickel Is Looking Frail
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Pastor Manning Calls Obama The Devil
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Alpha Phi's Newest!
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The Hills Is A Dk
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Tom Brady Real SGM?
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They Didn't Get the Memo
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9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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The Youth Is Our Future
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9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
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Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
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Dirty Girls Of Stl
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Baby Mama Drama
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Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
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OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
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Caption of the Day
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Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
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Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
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VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
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Caption of the Day
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Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
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Everyday Westbank Citizen
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Caption of the Day
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Leper Moving To LA
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DIRTY BRIA
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Leper, Has Not Changed
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The Eyelash Monster
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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Message From RR to Pucker
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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RichieRexic
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MySpace Or Yours?
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"

