Jill “Watermelon +2s” Kramer

August 31, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these clown tits belong to Jill Kramer of Chicago. A pretty, self obsessed girl who is forever dating bar owner Brad Parker (no way he’ll put a ring on it now that she has embarrassing watermelon titties) Once a cute, normal girl with a bangin body- she decided to completely DESTROY herself by getting the worlds biggest +2′s. Please tell me you agree that this bitch needs a reduction ASAP…

What a wasted jawline. Why would any woman go larger than 550cc’s? Makes no sense unless they want to try porn.- nik

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Susan Agins Is A Flirtatious Cougar

August 31, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Susan Agins a sexy mature cougar who is very flirtatious. She’s often seen frequenting The Fresh Market in Wilmette, IL in tight revealing clothing that leave little to the imagination. She’s also a tease wearing low cut shirts that show her perky breasts and tight skirts to show her nice ass to entice all the men in the store and elsewhere. She’s definitely worth trying to sleep with if your lucky to catch her at the Fresh Market or her job at Physicians Laser Institute of Chicago.

I feel like Cougars are becoming a rare species.- nik

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Ally Michelle Has Daddy Issues

August 30, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to be friends with this girl she used to be so sweet then she started going to raves and now she’s a complete psycho coke head all she does is gets drunk sleeps with random guys and then calls me in the middle of the night to come pick her up because the guy she went home with left her! Ally you need help you steal money from your parents to go out it’s so pathetic these guys are only using you they’re losers with no jobs! You’re going to end up pregnant and LEFT!

What part of Asia is she from?- nik

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HFD Is Broke And Trolling For Cash

August 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 134


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, HFD aka Wendy Fiore is at it again. This time she is seeking donations to help her fight piracy. Here is the spam email, poorly written and horribly spelled, sent to all members (current and former). Well, her fan base is pissed off. Freeones exploded. Everyone has turned on her and it looks like it won’t be long before she is bankrupt.

“There is someone who is intentionally harming my work by uploading and sharing my copyrighten content. Everything from my photo sets, candids, video and even my live cam. I am have hired an antorney to investigate and subpoena internet service provdies, CCBill and etc to get more information on who this person is. When we get a name of who this person is, I have every intention of prosecuting criminal and civil charges and will seek damages to the full extent of the law ($750-$150,000 per offense). If a judgement in won & collected upon, all monies will be paid back in full to each indiviual that helped this fight & allowed me to continue my work without the intentional harm of this person. Thank you so, so much for your support.”

So NIK, I have several questions: 1. What will happen to her now? Are you going to put her on blast and shame her as a scammer? 2. What should her “fans” and members do? 3. Will she ever give in, save her career, and finally go topless/do hardcore?

Human Flotation Device will never win this battle.- nik

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This Idiot Needs To Be Medicated

August 27, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 80

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ashley aka Beautifulashxo on IG is the biggest idiot I’ve came across! She’s been posted here before mainly because of her looks, but this is just insane she posted last week she was 14 weeks pregnant! Which was odd since she’s been very vocal about her being Infertile. People were congratulating her and Good for her I thought! But today she announced lol she’s buying more bags because her and her husband can’t and won’t have kids! Who the hell does that!? She needs professional help!!! Nik please put this idiot here so the world can see what a looser and a lying bitch she is! Oh and she takes photos with designer bags in the stores lol just to make people think her china knockoffs are the ones she bought.

Are you sure she is not pregnant? That picture looks 22 weeks to me.- nik

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Olivia Lee Can’t Be For Real

August 27, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 142


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw her as a pilot, I always knew she has pilot license but air show? That’s so ridiculous! I also saw a Trump logo on a plane. She probably slept with Trump to get that plane to fly it on air show? I also saw her trying to land that plane on top of the Trump building. What the f*ck is going on with this train wreck? She almost ruining aqua building.

Red Bottoms are for Hookers.- nik

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Spreading the Love

August 26, 2014 Chicago 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey there nik! So here is Aj Snyder, he is the most disgusting man in downers grove ! He has given 3 girls chlamydia and probably more. I was informed by an ex of his that he given her and another ex the cl**.. I confronted him and he said he got it taken care of.. W’ll let’s just say he didn’t. He continues to still lie and deny he is infected because he doesn’t care about anything but himself. Then I also got informed he loves to message prostitute on Craigslist. He will lie about everything, about himself his car his house and we’ll ya pretty much his entire life. Please ladies stay away from him!

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Meet T Dash

August 26, 2014 Chicago 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik, T Dash, Thaddeus McCollum, thinks he is a big time artist. Yet on every weekend, say T Dash at the door at Soundbar and Dolphin comes up. Four or five years have passed him by, still stuck in his delusion that he is going to make it big in the music industry. Also claims he won a Grammy. Funny how no one really sees proof of this and being a promoter shows he is nowhere in his career. To all the women he claims to have slept with, hope it was worth the free drink or entry into a club. Nothing more will come from him. He is just like JessC Jay, no career. T Dash, maybe you should actually go to college or go audition for American Idol to end the dream quicker. You also claim to be number one on charts, what charts?

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