The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Trevor Hubbs from Charleston, IL. Never before have I met anyone to poop themselves after nights of drinking. Now I do and so does everyone else. Trevor thinks he is the coolest thing that has walked this Earth. He’s been cheating on his girlfriend, Vickey ( in the last picture), for the entirety of their relationship. He goes out to the bars on campus and sexually assaults any girl he can. This freaky albino needs to be exposed for his diaper problem, the rash in his pants, and his hesitation to come out of the closet.

Nice drawings, did you do them yourself…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Keri LaRose who lives in Wheaton,IL is just a dirty “FAT” skank. She works at Gossip Salon as a wanna be hairstylist, because she was to stupid to go college. What makes her a “SK*NK” She meets new guy, sleeps with him, uses him for a month or 2, and moves on to the next. Im putting her on blast because we became friends, hooked up with my boy, messed with his head and she just stopped talking to him. Then I found out she hooked up with another guy I know and she’s doing the same sh*t. Sorry girl but you dont do that to my friends and get away with it. In the image she is the girl with the leopard shirt.

So she sweeps up hair for a living..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ,you know what i hate more than anything in the world? Little f*cking kids playing with lights. The rave scene is all about the music and vibin’ with people, not doing drugs and playing with gay *ss lights. These group of guys suck d*ck at what they do! They go around raves with their little lights thinking they’re the best glovers in the chi. They suck *ss! They have no flow or creativity. They just wave there hands around like noobs doing figure 8s. They all think they’re the shit because all the little raver boys and girls give them so much attention. Those dumb noob ravers treat them like theyre something special. You guys aint sh*t, but f*cked up little kids playing with your fingers. They’re so damn cocky and they love to talk sh*t behind other peoples back. i want them out of the scene. You guys make Chicago look so bad. you have not a single good glover in your roster. ive seen so much better i hope this roast is a wake up call to grow the f*ck up.

You don’t look gangster posing in beads and Sesame street clothes, silly rave junkies.   Oh and I’d like fries with that please.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, pleeeeeease put this this skeeezy sl*t, Brittany Adcock on blast! Her wh*re of a self resides in the 847. Her v*gina is so loose I’m surprised a dude would even be able to get off if they f*cked her. She’s a worthless c*nt who just has sex with everyones boyfriends. She had the sexiest boyfriend (Jake) who actually liked her & cared for her but the dumb*ss cheated on him!.She looks like a cow, she’s soo damn pale with such dark hair & in her pictures FB pictures she always does the same nasty face. She looks like she’s taking a sour sh*t. This b*tch needs to learn that being on her back constantly is not a good look & eventually she’s going to f*ck the wrong girls boyfriend. I would like to say, Thanks Britt. Thanks for showing me my dude was a low life P.O.S. & I’m better off without! But really KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED YOU STUPID UGLY WH*RE!!

Your ex will soon be a single father.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here’s this guy. Runs around all the raves, trying to get free drugs off anyone he can and tries to mack with any sl*t who will take him. All in all, that’s good for him if that’s what he’s into, but back home 50 miles away from the city. He’s got a fiance and a kid that he doesn’t support, uses people for money and drugs, and will lead girls on just to get in their pants and con them into giving him money. This guy has no intentions of getting a job. EVER. He just expects to continue living off mommy and daddy while he continues to sink lower and lower. Then he steals from his friends who help him out and then runs off and narcs them out to the police when confronted. This low life piece of sh*t needs to be put on full blast for Chicago to watch out. He lies, cheats, and steals. And to add to it, he’s nothing but a low life narc.

Nice room.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Miss Gabriella T*rres. She is a queen at photos hopping and really believes that nobody notices her shed off a few pounds. In addition to that, she is one of the biggest sl*ts ever. She will talk to almost any guy that gives her attention and when she’s done with them, she makes them seem like they are stalkers. She BEGGED a guy to f*ck her. How pathetic. Keep your legs closed princess. Don’t forget your mouth too.

You forgot to photoshop yourself some wrists.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*re here is Rachel Vanessa Rodriguez. I met her at a club in Chicago. She loves to suck dick and I was just another. F*ck my life I ended up knocking this sl*t up. Now i’m not a family type of guy but she got my hopes up when she said she would keep it then called me the next day and told me she was going to have an abortion. I’m the one who took her to the clinic and helped her payed for the abortion, waited there and then took her busted *ss home and didn’t talk to her again. Unfortunately ITS A SMALL WORLD.. and i found out through my boy that it wasn’t her first abortion. Turns out she aborted in 09 when she got pregnant by some punk kid who ran away from her and joined the army. I gotta say i hope there is no next abortion i feel for the next guy who thinks he has a shot at a family with this c*nt baby killer. Might as well warn the next guy to get tested too! its definitely the nastiest pssy ive ever been in. This flat b*tch should do something with her life. Im sure she tells most the guys she fcks that she is pregnant so they can give her money. This dirty c*m dumpster has made a lot more money that way than at the salon she works for. So Nik tell me you think her mom Ana is proud of her? Or wished she had aborted her 6 daughters and tied her tubes when she had Manny?

She’s setting hooks.  You weren’t rich enough so she bailed on the baby, if you met her criteria she’d keep it.  Gold digging 101.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by Chloe Elizabeth who thinks shes hot sh*t. I believe she goes to UIC and usually is partying DT. She is all over the place with different guys and has a known drd. This girl needs a reality check. She usually hangs out with the usually wh*res who are going no where in life. Also working at tilted kilt showing your boobs off is really cool… not. If u see this girl please tell her to get a life.

I’m sure her regulars leave her tip between her t*ts…with their mouth.- nik