Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Hairy Forest Pig

May 24, 2013 Chicago, Fort Wayne 1 7,793 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jewelsandroses reported it on 2/28/2013 1:42:26 PM. Reply: The Player: Jennifer French.  The Comment: This skank is Jennifer French from Fort Wayne, IN. She is the director of special events at Orchard Ridge Country club. She had a 2 year affair with the golf pro she worked with that was married! As soon as her divorce was final, she was like a dog in heat after this guy and sent him filthy, perverted emails and texts daily. The golf pro is far from innocent either, that arrogant, lazy bastard lied to everyone at the golf course and told them he was separated from his wife and that his wife was a horrible, jelaous mean woman so that all the employees as well as Jennifer French, would feel sorry for him and it would justify his cheating! This whore knew he was married, knew he was still in love with his wife and that he only took off his wedding ring when “She” was at work! This kinky chubby slut actually went on the golf cart with pro during big golf outings and events would give him blow jobs and jack him off in his pants in the woods. This whore would have him meet her in the fitness closet all different times during the day hours to jack him off and they would dry hump like middle school kids. This trashy whore gave him lap dances on saturdays during weddings when nobody in the office was around and would shut her door and jack him off as he would get on his knees and suck her small titts and finger her! This girl told him she had worts yet he still kept fingering her for 2 years like a deserate idiot! Jennifer French is trash and evil as they come. She would have the golf pro meet her at a high school parking lot so her parents wouldn’t see his truck and they would drive to her house and she would get off with her vibrator infront of him as she jacked him off! This whore talked so dirty and filthy to him, he showed all her texts and emails to the staff at the club and she is now marked for being a disgusting filthy kinky whore! This slut had this guy plow her driveway and dry humped him and jacked him off to pay him for doing it. Her 4 year old daughter walked in on them trying to have sex on the floor several times. What a trashy whore! This slut hung out in the pro shop at least 10 times a day or more, obsessed with this married golf pro! She made out in his truck and wanted him to move in with her. They both plotted to make his wife out to be a monster so he would have an excuse to divorce her and make him the victim so nobody would ever know they had a 2 year affair at the club. This nasty whore will loves men who are married or in relationships. She did the same thing to the chef, Rob who has been with his baby’s mama for over 12 years! She is trash! She is also chubby as hell, very plain jane looking with a huge nose! She’s got a wide, flat ass with small titts and looks more like she’s in her mid 40′s. Talk about ugly as hell!

The question: what are you talking about?- nik



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So Sick Of Meaghan Ryleigh

May 23, 2013 Chicago 20 5,948 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if we could label EMO as a mental disorder, Meaghan takes the cake. Her depressing status updates is the biggest cry for attention that Chicago has ever seen. No man in his right state of mind would ever give her the time of day unless a one night stand would occur. Her supposed bad relationships are very funny when you truly know she is making up the entire situation to keep men offering status support. Please give her the attention she is seeking with this very blog. Some men are calling her Facebook a big Catfish.

She sure looks like a Catfish.- nik



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Stop The Orange

May 23, 2013 Chicago 5 8,504 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these ratchet hoes are Amanda and Taylor from Oak Lawn.. Amanda is the orange one who makes the duck face, that actually looks like a constipated baby face. Her facebook and instagram pictures of her shoes or nails get more likes than pictures of her. The girl on the toilet that has black hair, Taylor, is on some ratchet stuff too.. without Taylor, Amanda would be a nobody, but Taylor needs Amanda to have sex with thefriend of whatever guy she’s having sex with, so they can get into clubs and bars. After I saw the toilet pic, that’s when it was time to realllly take action and put these nasty sluts on blast. Pleaseeee help me out, Nik!!!

At least they are eating healthy.- nik



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Eryka Scaryka

May 22, 2013 Chicago 32 5,642 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This here is Eryka Seubert, she has been up here almost as many times as the girls SHE has put up here! Karma karma stupid girl. Her cheating boyfriend is at it again and she needs to know about it! Greg just asked out one of my friends 2 weeks ago and was going to take her to Kabuki Restaurant in Glendale Heights, he then cancelled right before the saturday he was going to take her because he said he felt bad!! Eryka still has her half nude pictures online and my friend saw her myspace the other day with pictures of her kissing girls. What an embaressment to her ugly son! Eryka stop going to bulldogs in carol stream trying to show people you and greg are happy when everyone knows hes miserable and your a whackjob mom who just wants to drink and be out all the time!! Stay home you ugly rat! P.s i heard you stole money out of Mrs Maz wallet when you were living with his parents, broke pathetic rat!

You forgot to scrub the bronzer off your palms.- nik



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I Was Hooked – ‘Sex, Lies And The Dirty’

May 21, 2013 Chicago, The Dirty 67 91,158 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterday I took my daughter to Barnes and Noble to get a book and while she was trying to find what she wanted, I noticed your book Sex, Lies and The Dirty in the humor section next her Dr. Suess grab.  I’m not your biggest fan and to be honest with you I have only been to your website a hand full of times.  I thought of you as very mean person.  I flipped through a couple pages and said what the heck I’ll give you a sale.  Well, that night I started reading page after page, I could not put it down.  I tried to, but then I could not sleep.  All I kept thinking about is what was going to happen next and how would you handle the situation.  ’Ginger’ was my favorite chapter and I read the whole book in under 4 hours.  My perspective about you has completely changed.  Great read and I commend the honesty.

I’m getting really good feedback… almost makes me wonder if I should write another one to continue the saga?- nik

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Egreis Gjergjani Wasn’t Even A Good Sugar Baby

May 21, 2013 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 90 84,187 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met Egreis through SponsorForMe a while back.  I was sponsoring her for a bit and she is not that good at all.  She doesn’t understand that we the Sponsor comes first, whatever we desire, she needs to be there for.  Well she contacted me to help her sue you because she hates you… LOL, too bad she didn’t know I’m DA strong as you guys say.  I tried explaining to her that there is nothing she can do, even with all those fake links she set up.  The Dirty  is number 1 when you search her name.  Anyway, keep up the solid work Nik, you got my email if you ever need my services.

I’m good. Thanks bro.- nik

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