Sponge Bob Square Chest

July 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 0



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, looks like fattiecakes got her boobs done, AGAIN. She was posting all about her surgery on FB, as if this is something to brag about. She posted these pics recently – she must think NOW the second time around she has round breasts. WRONG. Unfortunately, they look just as square as they did before. What’s wrong with this girl? They look awful!!! Instead of showing those blocks off you should sue that doctor and take them out. LADIES PLEASE — If you’re going to get fake boobs you have to do your research and DO NOT try cut costs, or youll end up like this slor, living at home, working at a bar, showing off her two boxes begging for $5 tips. From what I see she cant even make money working at the bars with those two things attached to her. This is the worst boob job in Chicago, and that says a lot. Please cover up and get a refund, AGAIN.

Looks like someone went to the same doctor for a revision and didn’t get revised.- nik

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Who Is Monica Ambrosio

July 28, 2014 Chicago, Miami, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl ‘Monica Ambrosio’ posts a bunch of pictures on facebook yet almost seems that no one commenting knows her and the only picture she ever takes is with her cousin, ‘Natalie Cerello’, who also has a very similar and sketchy Facebook account. She never checks in anywhere, never has any friends around her besides her cousin, is frequently in Miami, doesn’t look employed and I have never, ever seen her or her cousin out before. Who is this girl? I smell catfish.

Monica Ambrosio is really good at sucking in.- nik

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Kayla Robbins Is Back

July 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kayla Robbins is back! One of the most faked girls on the internet. Last we knew she vanished from LJ and nobody has ever seen her. Well she is back. She left Brandon (who now has cancer), dated 3 or 4 guys, and is Now with a Greg, they are getting married October this year. I’ve known her since the LJ time, and have since tried adding her. Let me say, she is the same old, very rude, a total BITCH.

That salad has too many onions.- nik

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I Love America

July 27, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 69

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the freedom of America is sacred. It allows the freedom for people to be as stupid as they can be… Danielle Saxton got arrested after posting a selfie on Facebook wearing the dress she stole. Danielle Saxton allegedly stole clothes and jewelry from an Illinois boutique on July 11 Hours later, she shared images online of her wearing one of the dresses. When the shop owner posted about the theft on Facebook, people who saw Saxton’s photo narc’d on her and she was arrested. Her dumbass has my picture along with hers posted on the Internet too. She has ruined my life, I am now the lady who took a pic with the pregnant bitch in the ugly stolen dress….I feel bad because Danielle is pregnant from a loser as well. That poor child coming has a double whammy and it’s not even born yet. A stupid criminal mother and a degenerate father. Nik… Part of me wants people of America to wake up and smarten up…but another part of me just want to leave the planet. Facebook and Instagram Selfie Addicts are the Village Idiots and Court Gestures of our time…

Danielle Saxton has a very dominant chin.- nik

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Afaf Is So Phony

July 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Afaf is one of the worst kinds of people- an intelligent person who chooses to lead a meaningless and dirty life. She is a terrible friend. She would rather have a gross, sketchy, and unfaithful boyfriend(s) than spend time with people who actually care about her. She posts pathetic instagram pictures about how she gets screwed over by guys, but EVERY SINGLE TIME she chooses complete losers. And then wonders why she gets in bad situations? She is a bitch and a fake. Not to mention she wears makeup that looks like something a grade schooler would apply. Grow up Afaf. Try to look classy and try to make better f*cking choices in life. I’m sick of watching you downgrade yourself.

Does ‘Afaf’ translate to ‘clown’ in English?- nik

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Nadia Has Lost It

July 25, 2014 Chicago 96

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. Miss Nadia Hallak AKA Nadia Barbie now, thinks she looks pretty in her Bebe. Lord help us all. The face alone makes you want to vomit. She just uses the fake professor, real hooker as a front. Nadia, your face is truly ugly and you lie about 90% of the colleges you work for. Accept the fact you are ugly and that everyone in the night makes fun out of you. Old hag.

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How Can I Avoid Depression While Dating “Loser After Loser”

July 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 235

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had a wonderful ex-fiance that I loved. However, I played hard to get and ended up losing him. Now that I’m back on the dating scene, I finally realize that he was the rare “total package” (looks + personality). The guys I’m meeting are either “super sexy” or “have great personality’s”. None of the average guys seem to have both qualities like my ex did. Which makes dating frustrating, because I’m not attracted to the guys either physically or emotionally. I want to move on and find someone, but my patience for finding another “Total package” guy is wearing thin. I realize that I was a fool for letting him go, but being that he moved on… all I can do is move on too. I’ll never play games again. I just really want to start over with someone, its 10+ months.

Guys never move on. Win him back, stop looking for replacements. Love has no boundaries, explain to him exactly how you feel and no more LIES.- nik

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Monster of the Windy City

July 24, 2014 Chicago 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to this selfish Russian Elizabeth Uzikova. She jumps in closed pools, pees in open sinks and discriminates. She will on,y date you if you are Korean. She’s been in crutches from a drunk accident, as well.she causes Trouble in chicago and everywhere else she goes. She uses her friend Olivia lees’ for her rich Chinese husbands’ money. She also smokes cigarettes while drinking beer. Even without alcohol she is insane.watch out for this creature because once she finds you, you’ll never see another penny again. (Btw the second pic is her current Asian boyfriend)

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