11.06.09

Typical Sloots

Posted in Chicago

Typical Whores

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, What can you say?

I think that cat is pregnant with a litter.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Do You Come Here Often?

Dude, check out this guy totally scoping the guy’s Greg next to him!!


Nik Richie

11.06.09

T.S. Bust Down!!

Posted in Chicago, Would You?

T.S. Bust Down!!

T.S. Bust Down!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ugh… where do i begin with this Trashy @ss BUST DOWN! This is Taylor S aka ZG Bust Down! She has been on the dirty so many times, because no one likes her! I think she should be a Dirty Celeb. Taylor has done every DRUG possible, she has f****d every guy that has walked through ZG Doors!! Her fat ass is nothing but a waste of space on this earth. B*tch there is a thing called WEIGHT WATCHERS and JENNY CREG! You should try it. I have so much hate for this B***H, like you couldnt possibly imagine! She acts like shes HOT SH*T! When **NO ONE LIKES HER!!** Her so called freinds talks sh*t behind her back all the TIME!! She looks like a tranny to me… Nik what do you think??

I think the Jonas Brother poster speaks for itself, as does the massive gut.- nik  


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Orange Chicago Trash

Posted in Chicago

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at these stupid orange underage club girls. The one on the left has a really bad boob job and refund gap times 100 not to mention her beat up face the one next to her Agnes is nasty she has a gut but her ribs stick out, it’s really weird and she looks like a horse and smells like B.O, the one in the nurse outfit has creepy crawlers below the belt and a fat pollack head and the the one on the right is just one of those fat chicks who THINKS she is hot. Now am I being to harsh Nik?

I just can’t stop staring at the Ogar on the left.- nik

[IMAGE: Surreal]


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Chicago Douchebag

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is mattie aka sh*t head. He still goes to energy every week even though hes 27 and is still living with his parents. He steals from everywhere he goes and likes to crash peoples afterhours and bring 17 year old girls!! He has also been seen jerking greg “the business man” off on numerous occasions! Nik watch out for this retard next time your in Chicago! He thinks hes a crobar promoter…haha they wouldnt even hire him to be the bathroom attendant!

Sorry that you can’t really see it, but he has a tattoo of a cricket trying to lick his balls.  I can’t even imagine anyone going into a tat shop asking for something like that?- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Angel Gone BAD

Posted in Chicago, Illinois

Angel Gone BAD

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik..This girl was a victorias secret angel for halloween and she was hottt as f*ck! but super f*cking wasted walking around a nasty ass house with no shoes on being a drunk mess.

She was never an angel that’s why they call it a costume.  As far as being hot, not a chance.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

The Worst Refund Gap Ever

The Gap Is Back

The Gap Is Back

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Words cant describe. Looks like the gap is back to her old tricks or maybe she is the trick who knows but enjoy these beautiful photos.

I honestly feel bad for her armpits!!- nik

Also See:

The Gap

Did You Ever Wonder Who Has The Worst Refund Gap Ever Nik?


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Pits

Posted in Chicago

Pits

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was just looking threw facebook photo’s and i found this??? WTF???

I’m offended, “she” has my Halloween costume.- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Playboy Continues Downhill Spiral

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here you have an Indian from Downers Grove, Illinois, she’s 28, and Indian. When you say that Playboy is going down hill, I didn’t believe you till right now. This girl was chosen to represent Playboy Golf in August. The photo of her dressed up by the pool, is here in ‘outfit’ for Kandyland night at the Playboy Mansion in June. What the hell is going on over there? Crazy thing is, she has been going to the Mansion and Playboy events for a couple of years now. I don’t know how no one else has put this chick on blast. She moved back to Illinois after getting kicked out of New York, and thinks she some sort of ‘Social Celebrity’. Please do Playboy and all of us a favor & bring this girl back to reality.

Since when has their demo changed to Hindu?- nik


Nik Richie

11.05.09

Mallory’s Butt

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres surreals sl*t Mallory again. Nik, I have nothing to say, why dont you put in your own word.

Rape.- nik

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"