THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girls name is Angela C*r*n*. This is literally this dumbest f*cking wh*re on the face of this earth. All it takes is for someone to listen to her speak for a few seconds to realize that this chick is completely out of her mind. TO start, This b*tch lost her husband because she put up a knife up to his throat four times. They knew each other for about three weeks before they tied the knot. She’s been in the psych ward more than the actual people employed there. I’ve seen her had sex with more than one guy in a night without a condom. Her excuse? “My doctor told me since i’ve had so many abortions that I can’t get pregnant anymore” B*tch you are a walking DRD infested sloth. Nik, please put this psychotic c*nt on blast!

That mouth of hers looks dangerous.  Buyer beware.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fake bake, b*tch always is playing 5 guys at once, and chooses the one has the most $$$ and will pay for most of her sh*t. She runs around chicago like shes the sh*t. She can’t even hold on to a friend for more than 6 months because she just f*cking sh*t talks them and treats them like slaves then onto the next one. She changes her crowd every month or two bcs she always starts some sh*t with all her f*cking so called friends. She has the most f*king annoying personality on the planet!!!! She slept with a good friend of mine and continuosly told him she loved him everyday while he was out f*cking other b*tches and didn’t give two sh*ts about her!!! Hunny I guess that bombshell bra didnt work as good as you thought it would!!!!! Someone needs to knock some sense into this b*tch, and tell her to stop f*king roasting her *ss before i knock the hell outta her!!

That belly doesn’t fit her small frame at all…must be pregnant.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I could go off on this guy for being such a douche but the photos speak for themselves. STOP SENDING UR UGLY *SS PHOTOS TO HOT GIRLS!!! YOU’RE DIRTY AND NEED TO STOP. I feel sorry for his fiance Lauren O’Shea. Tell your ugly *ss bf to stop messaging hot girls way outta his league and yes i have all the texts and facebook messages to prove it! He and Lauren are disgusting and are made for one another. Oh and lauren your bf is cheating on you with some nasty pleather faced sl*t named Holly.

I wonder whose mirrors he’s doing this in front of.  They’re not his.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, big fan of the site. i have to introduce you to Jessica Gast, or (jesse rae) on Facebook. She is beyond disgusting. She’s literally f*cked everybody, but she in love with some idiot whose in jail, and when he gets out he is just going to end up leaving her. She cakes on her makeup because her face is hideous, she looks like and acts like a man. She tries to post sexy pictures on facebook claiming she has “haters” but in all reality she is just disgusting, and an easy f*ck for the purple crayon. Everyone knows she is just a joke,she acts ghetto and talks so much sh*t about everyone else when she is the nastiest girl to live in the 847 . Put her on blast and let her know there isn’t anything sexy about “her”.

Do you wear 2 pants to pretend to have a booty or cause you wanna be a purple crayon?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am sick of my ex gf getting away with c*m luv’n robbery! Dumb’ b*tch’s birth certificate is actually an apology from Trojan. This wannabe sexy Mexican has blown half of the Saluki football team, apparent from the permanent puffy chipmunk cheeks shes rockn these days. Don’t let those Crest White Strips fool you, her teeth arn’t that white, they’ve had too much purple crayon in there for that to be the case! Guys beware 90% of her beauty can be wiped away with a Kleenex, then when you get to that layer it looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. Thanks for letting me express my insight! .

Now that’s a lady cop…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Trevor Hubbs from Charleston, IL. Never before have I met anyone to poop themselves after nights of drinking. Now I do and so does everyone else. Trevor thinks he is the coolest thing that has walked this Earth. He’s been cheating on his girlfriend, Vickey ( in the last picture), for the entirety of their relationship. He goes out to the bars on campus and sexually assaults any girl he can. This freaky albino needs to be exposed for his diaper problem, the rash in his pants, and his hesitation to come out of the closet.

Nice drawings, did you do them yourself…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Keri LaRose who lives in Wheaton,IL is just a dirty “FAT” skank. She works at Gossip Salon as a wanna be hairstylist, because she was to stupid to go college. What makes her a “SK*NK” She meets new guy, sleeps with him, uses him for a month or 2, and moves on to the next. Im putting her on blast because we became friends, hooked up with my boy, messed with his head and she just stopped talking to him. Then I found out she hooked up with another guy I know and she’s doing the same sh*t. Sorry girl but you dont do that to my friends and get away with it. In the image she is the girl with the leopard shirt.

So she sweeps up hair for a living..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ,you know what i hate more than anything in the world? Little f*cking kids playing with lights. The rave scene is all about the music and vibin’ with people, not doing drugs and playing with gay *ss lights. These group of guys suck d*ck at what they do! They go around raves with their little lights thinking they’re the best glovers in the chi. They suck *ss! They have no flow or creativity. They just wave there hands around like noobs doing figure 8s. They all think they’re the shit because all the little raver boys and girls give them so much attention. Those dumb noob ravers treat them like theyre something special. You guys aint sh*t, but f*cked up little kids playing with your fingers. They’re so damn cocky and they love to talk sh*t behind other peoples back. i want them out of the scene. You guys make Chicago look so bad. you have not a single good glover in your roster. ive seen so much better i hope this roast is a wake up call to grow the f*ck up.

You don’t look gangster posing in beads and Sesame street clothes, silly rave junkies.   Oh and I’d like fries with that please.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, pleeeeeease put this this skeeezy sl*t, Brittany Adcock on blast! Her wh*re of a self resides in the 847. Her v*gina is so loose I’m surprised a dude would even be able to get off if they f*cked her. She’s a worthless c*nt who just has sex with everyones boyfriends. She had the sexiest boyfriend (Jake) who actually liked her & cared for her but the dumb*ss cheated on him!.She looks like a cow, she’s soo damn pale with such dark hair & in her pictures FB pictures she always does the same nasty face. She looks like she’s taking a sour sh*t. This b*tch needs to learn that being on her back constantly is not a good look & eventually she’s going to f*ck the wrong girls boyfriend. I would like to say, Thanks Britt. Thanks for showing me my dude was a low life P.O.S. & I’m better off without! But really KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED YOU STUPID UGLY WH*RE!!

Your ex will soon be a single father.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here’s this guy. Runs around all the raves, trying to get free drugs off anyone he can and tries to mack with any sl*t who will take him. All in all, that’s good for him if that’s what he’s into, but back home 50 miles away from the city. He’s got a fiance and a kid that he doesn’t support, uses people for money and drugs, and will lead girls on just to get in their pants and con them into giving him money. This guy has no intentions of getting a job. EVER. He just expects to continue living off mommy and daddy while he continues to sink lower and lower. Then he steals from his friends who help him out and then runs off and narcs them out to the police when confronted. This low life piece of sh*t needs to be put on full blast for Chicago to watch out. He lies, cheats, and steals. And to add to it, he’s nothing but a low life narc.

Nice room.- nik