THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Samra Begic is the biggest wh*re there will ever be. Making up fake profiles for her fake boyfriends tha’ts she’s so faithful too but then f*cking around with every guy that is willing to give her fat *ss the time of day. She is pathetic and has a mom that looks better than she does. My boy did her in the back of a low end club and she pretends to be holier then thou. Her friends include other nasty wh*res like Merdzana Covic who is still up to her nasty cheating ways but now pretends to be faithful because she got rid of her fb. PLEASE save them. Especially this cow.. Tell her how to lose those freshman 50!

That rats nest on her head looks the most photoshopped of all.- nik

(Click on her face to see what she does)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren Atchison continuing her long run of being the biggest wh*re in Chicago. At 28 she doesn’t have much time left to score a guy to take care of her so she f*cks everybody, but they catch on fast! Her reputation is so bad she would have better off winning the lottery than finding a guy that truly loves her except one Moran who she treats like sh*t, but is one of the best looking guys in Chicago and the only one of helps her out with anything or shows her any respect. He is an idiot and he will be mad this got posted, but he needs to realize she doesn’t give a f*ck about him… This is in your best interest brother… You know who posted and don’t get mad… you have to realize what a piece of sh*t she is …. and it would be one things if she was good to you , but she f*cks other guys and talks shit about you… she is a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10 and your are an 11… F*ck her!!!

You really don’t like this girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I believe Gia AKA Savanna (her stripper name) may be the dirtiest sk*nk in all Chicago. There’s no way she is worth of Dirty Celeb status, she is way too much of white trash to be this. Lets think about it, the girl will sleep with anything that moves, she will come into peoples house and steal, she’s a felon for heroin possession and battery, she’s a stripper and prostitute if you pay an extra $20, shes almost 30 and still gets in fights at bars, and a gold digger. Once a guy finds out about her and smells her odor when her cloths are off the always kick her to the curb. Oh lets not forget about all the lies she tells, goes to John Marshall Law School when she never even graduated college, has a new Mercedes when she drives a banged up garbage see bring, she also lies that she is not a prostitute. Oh and she has been kicked out of every club in the city so now she goes to the trash southside bars in which she has almost got kicked out of everyone. All in all, this is the biggest trash sk*nk in all of Chicago. She needs to just go away! Oh and yes that is a mug shot below from one of her many arrests.

Blond is better, except on her.  Don’t show off your manly features with highlights.- nik

The most common statements I have heard over the years:

Year 1: “This will never work.”

Year 2: “Someone is going to kill you.”

Year 3: “You are going to get AIDS.”

Year 4: “Can I be your friend?”

Year 5: “You made it.”

Come join me May 25th as we continue to make history.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone in Chitown is beginning to think the Gwins, Meg & Michelle Brooks, are sharing their cock nowadays. Taking turns on eachothers boyfriends. (Michelle’s husband recently filed for Divorce, leaving her solo….again.) Nik, what do you think?? Are they in love with eachother????Judging by the way they talk when they leave comments on eachothers Facebook walls, it sounds like Megan is completely obsessed with Michelle. I wouldnt put it past them, because (someone already told me) I heard they get into some nastee lesbo orgies. The pictures dont lie, Nik.

As long as they are happy who cares.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Savanna, her stripper name. Her real name is Gia, she is the stinkiest sk*nk on the south side. She is so broke she uses guys for money and strips and if you pay a little extra you can get much more, I have seen it at a bachelor party. She is on facebook 24 hours a day preaching about God but she strips for a living go figure…..oh yeah she is a convicted felon too. When she takes her cloths off the odor could clear a room out.

I’m pretty sure all strippers go to hell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this dumb ass. 30 kids from 11 diferent baby mama’s. Someone needs to cut his greg off. And who are these dumb ass girls that are sleeping with him.

I don’t think he should get any support. He has super sperm.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA Strong since thedirtyscottsdale, love your site, blah blah blah…While this is not a pic of me, and I’m (fortunately) NOT an amputee, I’m just curious as to what you think about otherwise beautiful women who were either born with abnormalities, or through a tragic event lost a limb or sustained physical scarring. By this I mean, do you think they should just give up all hope of ever conforming to what is conventionally “pretty” or do you think that through happiness, self-contentment, and being good to others they can truly live a fulfilling life despite the stares and whispers? If something happened to Press or your wife, God willing it doesn’t, you would still see their beauty because you love them, of course. And you only judge smaller imperfections on others because these broads are asking for it? I’m really am interested in your take on this. Between surgery scars and a series of unfortunate events, I will never be the perfect, intact girl that first came into this world-but I do still feel gorgeous, and the imperfections probably appear more prominent to me because I know they are there. Or should I save the money I spend on my gym membership, tanning, designer clothes/make-up and just give it up and go au naturale? Like, “why try?” What are your thoughts, Mr Richie?

Sorry, but there is no way I could get it up for a chick with no arms. Even one arm can’t take my pants off. I don’t believe in special treatment.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the black guy in the first picture is my former friend Chori, he got with Lexi a while ago while he was dating a different girl, Lexi’s mother is in the picture with him and his friend in that same pic. Every now and then the mother goes out with all of her daughters “guy friends” to the local bars and get trashed, keep in mind that she is married and has gotten with a couple of guys behind her husband’s back. Now in the other picture in the middle is Lisa, the mom, then to the left of her is her daughter Lexi and her sister is all the way to the right. She is 20, her sister is 22 and I think her mom is around 40 years old but from what I hear she keeps it nice and tight. Like mother like daughter I guess right. Again that is Lex drinking her life away at some house party they had. From what I hear, Lex is amazing and she got it in the back of a car and knows how to go low to please a man.

Momma Lex looks decent for her 40′s, her daughters must be proud.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chris Tabler is a self-proclaimed ‘pimp’ that upon meeting him, will tell you to call him ‘Pimp C’, without batting an eyelash. He has 4 kids by 4 different women and does absolutely nothing to help support them. He insists that he is irresistible and has more women than he knows what to do with. He loves to share with everyone and anyone that he CANNOT be outdone in the bedroom and claims to be up there with Dirk Diggler but in reality, half the time he can’t even find it under his fat rolls. He’s a dead beat, lives in an apartment under another man’s name, and prefers other people to pay his bills. He is a joke! If he worried more about his children and less about himself, maybe better luck would come his way!

Looks like he produces milk.- nik