Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Psycologically Disturbed, Ryan Macnab

May 20, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 1 8,339 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, This c*ke head is Ryan Macnab. He’s the biggest pathological liar(he admits it), psychopath, and wannabe “hood” garbage ever. This kid was raised in the suburbs and works for his daddy in construction. He claims his dad is in the Italian mob/mafia ( or whatever) and tries to threaten people with that, he claims he was a big time drug dealer, that he has connections with drug dealers and can get anyone a job selling drugs and that he has tons of money to blow, and yet he’s always broke sitting at home smoking weed and snorting c*ke that was fronted to his broke ass. All while living in a shitty apartment complex where there’s drug raids everyday. He still wears South Pole clothing; who wears South Pole anymore? He’s abusive to women and admitted to intimidate women purposely by being violent and swearing at them. (as of 05/17/2013, he’s being pressed charges for domestic battery) He tried to fck a 17 year old girl who had no interest in him whatsoever and the girl was disgusted by him. He constantly wants to start drama by making up false statements to get one party mad at the other for his benefit. He fcks ANYTHING that walks. His favorite spot to fck include hotels, motels, or his moms house in Des Plaines. Ryan thinks he’s gods greatest gift to the world. Which I find hilarious because he is 5’3″ and last I checked, a guy that height is never appealing unless your shorter then him Or if you’re Into short guys (if you’re about that life.) Ryan is still obsessed with his ex girlfriend and talks shit about guys she talks to behind their back but won’t say anything when confronted. He talks shit about his ex by calling her a fat skank, a whore and then cries to her and begs her to get back with him. What he needs is his ass to get jumped and put into a jail cell with ‘bubba’. haha. Ladies, Stay away from this guy. I’m also pretty sure he has a DRD considering he told one of the girls he fcked in a motel 6 he had bumps showing up on the tip of his penis. eww fucking gross, get that shit checked dumb fck.



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Hey Jarmaine

May 20, 2013 Chicago 3 10,014 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Jarmaine. She makes an insane living off of youtube, has a hot bod and as you can tell, is big on working out. I know you’re not into Asian chicks but if you had to pick one out of all, I honestly think it would be her. She’s all natural no refund gap no oversized lips and that booty is real. She’s self-made and doesnt take crap from anyone. Ive watched a few of her videos and she actually seems really appealing and has a good sense of humor. If i was a guy into Asians I’d hit that.

Are you sure that chest is natural?- nik



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Washed Up Comedian

May 20, 2013 Chicago 6 8,258 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, let me introduce you to Glen Martino. The 40 something year old “comedian” I use the term comedian loosely because he loves telling women he is a full time comedian but majority of his gigs aren’t even paid. He tells women he is always on the road but he shows mostly include dive bars and colleges around Chicago. If you’ve seen one of his comedy shows you seen them all he has not changed his material since the early 2000′s. Up until recently he was actually the store manager of Kirklands home store. Completely in love with himself and obsessed with stalking out women on facebook. Preaches all the time about how cheating is wrong and about how women should be treated so well. In reality he cheats on every women he is with. Word on the street is that he was actually living with a girl for a few years and managed to have multiple relationships with multiple women (even married ones). When she finally got sick of him and left he told women he was heart broken to suck them in. Told everyone she had cheated on him.Loves to manipulate women into giving him money and buying him gifts. His skills of getting women are worse than a used car salesman. He always makes a connection and gives the same old story to all women. Best way he makes connections is through music especially sending them songs by blue October and Maroon 5. Loves taking selfies constantly of himself. Washed up and balding with no job. And watch our girls he loves getting women to send him nudes. and especially loves the younger ones even as young as 19 and 20 year olds. Hello grandpa lets try laying off the girls who you could have fathered. Don’t say I didn’t warn you girls this guy is a real douche.

He dresses like a promoter, no wonder noone takes him seriously.- nik



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Can You Help Me With A Problem

May 20, 2013 Chicago, Dallas, The Dirty 79 81,979 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I am hoping you or someone on your staff can help me with a problem. This photo appeared on your site last year, I believe summer or early fall. I have no idea who this person is but am assuming either he or a close friend submitted this pic for post. I’m interested in the styling of his tribal tattoo & am hoping to either contact this individual or have him contact me for the purpose of obtaining side & back view photos of his specific design. Could you or someone help to put us into contact? You certainly have my permission to use or forward my e-mail address to the original poster of this photo in hopes of relaying this request. Thank you in advance for your time & consideration in response to my request.

Bro you really want to look like this guy? What is wrong with you… don’t forget to add the Gun (it gets chicks).- nik



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My Results So Far With GCBx

May 18, 2013 Cellan, Chicago, The Dirty 0 83,430 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, last February I started using Cellan and in a matter of 4 weeks saw results like I never have.  Then during the month of March I got pregnant and stopped.  I had my beautiful daughter in December and immediately started working out so I can get my figure back.  6 weeks into it I hit a wall and than I realized working out and diet alone wasn’t going to get rid of this baby weight.  During my pregnancy I watched a lot of Dr. Oz and he was so adamant about Green Coffee Beans and how affective they are at getting rid of fat.  Once I saw Cellan had a new product made from Green Coffee Beans, I wanted to get it but was hesitant because of the issue I had with the automatic billing last year, but once I saw there is no automatic billing… I had to order a bottle.  2nd week of February I started taking GCBx and this is how I’m doing so far.  Not where I want to be, but got rid of 18 nasty pounds I needed to around my belly area.  Feeling a lot better and I have to say GCBx does work even better than Cellan.  Here are my results after 1 bottle, I just ordered 2 more and I think they will get me to my goal. I’m so happy you’re pushing it because this momma wants her ITG.

Keep going… don’t stop! This isn’t the after picture I want to see yet. I got everyone hooked on GCBx right now. It’s great for guys too.- nik

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This Is What A Slore Looks Like

May 17, 2013 Chicago, Texas Tech 9 7,896 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl is the worst human being i have ever had to share space with. she is a liar, a cheater, a slut, a supper bitch, and worst of all has the maturity of a new born… aka shes a child. she decided to ruin a 3 year relationship all because i didn’t take her side on all the stupid bull shit she loves to do or complain about. she even admitted that she knew she was being outrageous but said she just cant help it ……(WHAT THE FCK) and after i caught her she was like and i quote ” see this is why i don’t tell you things because you always get mad”. that was her excuse for why she did it she basically let me know that because i never wanted her to hang with guys or to indulge in there advances that it was her duty to just lie and hide it and then once she cheated because of it she was like i didn’t think it would go that far i just wanted the attention PAUSE!!!!! i gave the bitch all of my attention she just got bored and moved on but still wanted to be with me the bitch is crazy she has no house training and was brought up by idiots to be an idiot im not sure she will ever get married if a guys sees this side of her and if she dose hid it i feel bad for the guy because after the cuteness wears off all is left is childish crazy selfish bitch and guess what these pic where never for me there just pics she had left over form sending them to ex’s but she lied and said she threw them out. well now i hope the whole world sees.

At least she was nice about it….- nik



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