Sunday 26th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Lying Zurenko

May 16, 2013 Chicago 0 9,133 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Girl is Kelsey Zurenko she cheated on her girlfriend with her girlfriends best friend then moved in with him. She was later involved in a DUI car accident that her girlfriend/ex girlfriend was driving. Kelsey Zurenko was charged with obstruction and she asked the man that she cheated with to help her, he did, he opened his home, heart and wallet, Kelsey pretended to be friends with the guy, she ate his food used his home and pretended to be close to him. He paid for her Lawyer and all her needs she made plans for future events with him. The day her trial ended she ditched him completely, this girl took his money which simply makes her a whore. Please be aware that she is a pathological lair, a cheat and a drunk.

If you’re gunna pay for a chicks bills make sure their good looking, and bat for the right team.- nik



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Meet The Purse Thief Dj Dannyboy Fernandes

May 16, 2013 Chicago 9 7,962 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, meet Daniel Fernandes. The wonderful DJ, who did not steal a night employee’s purse in the burbs?  His one night shot in Roselle and caught on camera. Way to go Danny. Doubt you will ever be booked there again. Happy Renee got it back. Women, leave nothing around him.

Danny looks a little old to be DJing in the burbs. He should focus on weddings.- nik



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Chicago Trash

May 16, 2013 Chicago 23 6,954 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty b*tch is Sam Szwarek for Homewood. She’s 18 and a complete slut. She walks around town sucking any nasty greg that gives her attention. She has spread her nasty drd all over homewood and her job. She screws all of her boyfriend’s friends. Any guy that has slept with this nasty slore better go get checked! She sits around and snorts pepsi all day long, dragging other people into in with her. Nik, Expose this pepsi addict slore.



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Queen Lindsey

May 16, 2013 Chicago 0 7,119 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Lindsey Warta. She goes to Northern Illinois University. This girl is probably one of the biggest sloots on campus. She has been in a relationship with her current bf for over 5 years and she has cheated on him multiple times.. She clearly suffers from drd and ch***dia. My friend was unfortunately one of the people that slept with her on a few occasions, but beyond all the bullshit he got lucky and heres why. She was obsessed with him for a number of months and after a while he didnt want anything to do with her This girl is beyond psycho she tried ruining a relationship my friend was in saying that he gave her c***ia when in reality he was clean and she was gonna tell my friends gf anyway. She denied it and assumed that he was one the one who gave it to her when she clearly has had sex with multiple partners and shes just trying to get with him some how some way.



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Greeks in Gabbana

May 15, 2013 Chicago 5 5,950 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just when we thought the foreign trash were leaving the chicagoland area this bottle rat adorning a fohawk since 07, has been theoretically and literally molesting the club scene in chicago. When Dimitri isn\’t using daddys credit card to buy bottles at sub par clubs filled with euro trash he spends his time trying to put his dick in every fake id toting slut on street or in the club. Although the only action tubby Dimi seems to be getting is from running his mouth about his dads business and money. Talk about setting a bad example and reputation for the greeks in chicago. The only thing getting close to dimitries package is the urinal at the mid. Mykonos? more like Myk-a-gross. Ladies stay away from the Greek Garbage that is this kids life.

Typical Chicago douche.- nik



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She Needs To Be Put On Blast

May 15, 2013 Chicago 4 6,159 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a slut lmfao, her name is Olivia and she’s plain dirty. A year ago she tried going for my man and claimed that she has lots of sex with him. I\m posting this cause people should see and be careful who they speak to.

Now girls know.- nik



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