God Please Help Her Out

September 8, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 140

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been getting botox and lip injections since she was 16. She married this Polish dude Damian for 15 grand and made it seem as if she’s really married on FB. She is known for banging girls that have boyfriends on a daily basis. She tries really hard to fit in with the “cool crowd” and always says that she is drama free which is complete bullsh*t. She has fake money fake boobs fake lips and most importantly a FAKE personality. She is a snake liar and the most two faced person you will ever encounter. Someone needs to out this creature back into the zoo ASAP.

Is that Bra from Wal-Mart? Looks cheap.- nik

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Amanda Hawkins Will Do Anything For A New Purse

September 4, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 111


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here she is guys. Nasty Amanda Hawkins. Has been banged by tons of guys. Using her body to get what she wants. She will swallow just to get a new purse. Watch out for this girl Chicago!!

Chicago is on fire lately… everyone hates each other out there.- nik

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Jill “Watermelon +2s” Kramer Is An Amazing Girlfriend

September 4, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 35


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this classic case of clown tits is Jill Kramer… again. A prime example of someone completely destroying their perfectly good body with +2′s thanks to their club owner boyfriend. Her boyfriend, Brad Parker, owns American Junkie and notoriously double teamed Sarah Hill in the back room. Rather than break up with him, Jill Kramer had her fired and moved in with Brad as punishment.  What a winner right?

She went way too big… nobody likes +4′s.- nik

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April Beales

September 4, 2014 Chicago 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: April Beales is a classic case of not knowing when to shut the fck up. She’s friends with Ashley Acri. Same girl who was posted on here for fcking married men, Drew Peterson and who’s husband divorced her after 13 days of marriage. April is Ashleys minion and puppet. She ran around like an ignorant bitch claiming everything about Ashley was a lie when in fact it is true. April, you should really be more concerned with fixing your eyebrows and learning how to apply your make-up instead of being Ashley Acri’s personal bitch. April wants to get her pussy slammed by Drew Peterson too. Sadly for you April he’s still rotting away in prison for murdering his wives, so hes not availabe to fill you up with his jizz. but I do have copies of the letters that your buddy Ashley wrote Drew while in prison if you want to continue playing with fire.

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Controlling Kovacic

September 4, 2014 Chicago 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Erin Kovacic is a money hungry whore. She would rather raise her son alone with her BDs money, than have the father of her child be a part of the child’s life. She lives off of her parents and the father of her child’s money. She has even went as fat as to tell her BD not to do homework with their child. She will do anything to ruin someone’s life. She asks for financial assistance with EVERYTHING that pertains the child, yet she’s got the seasons hottest handbags and apparel. She cares more about herself than anything (even her child). She was raised and is a practicing catholic however she had a boyfriend before her engagement even ended. She needs to realize her place in the world. She’s the one with three nose and the huge ass lips

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Andrea Zabrodski Is A Great Catch

September 4, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 142

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Andrea Zabrodski the stripper at Allure. She is on sugar daddy sites for a reason… of course she is too lazy to really work.  She is a true keeper guys, she even doesn’t have a driver license.  You definitely want to introduce this one to your mom.

Which one is he?- nik

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Frankie from Witt

September 4, 2014 Chicago 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: frankie is now selling pepsi out of the wit hotel in chicago. looks like he is growing up really really fast. living at home still telling girls he has his own condo at work.

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Chicago’s Nasty Troll Dolls

September 3, 2014 Chicago 103

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these three sluts are disgusting and trashy they are the worst of both the suburbs and the city alike. Going out downtown making fools out of themselves, hooking up with any dudes for drugs.  Little Jenna is the worst with her pollocko outfits and caterpillar eyebrows.  She is so annoying hitting up Beejay everynight for free passes into whatever club and then Michelle’s secretly f*cking Eddie while her so called friends slaving away at Pink. But Shelby is not so innocent herself, sleeping with Oak Forest potheads and blowing the notoriously gay Mike Shimonis. These 3 are a mess and need to be put on blast. Its a f*cking mess, Eddie and Michelle, Jenna and a different guy every night.

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