THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Please put this ahole on blast. As you know Chicago is the armpit of the Nation in regards to bars and clubs so finding a real relationship is hard. I was seeing this guy that I met online and it turned out to be a huge mistake. He was messaging friends I know (idiot don’t you know girls talk?). He thinks hes the biggest player in the entire world when really hes a liar. He wrote a book called Push Poke Pull where he outlines how to pick up girls online. (Ill include the link-take a look). Everyone is laughing at you. My friend got the book just for laughs. Give it a read it. Youre a loser. This is a warning to all ladies out there. Don’t let his “smooth” talking get you. Trust me ladies, the sex was horrible and his size…its below average. Have a great life.