Hot Mess Kristin Lick

August 12, 2014 Chicago 103

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kristin lick is at it again. she now has a job where she is going to be in charge of watching a little girl. DEAR GOD SHE CANT EVEN WATCH HERSELF!!!! Someone please put this little girl out of danger and tell that mother to google Kristin. DISGUSTING anyone would trust her with another living thing.

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Kathryn Minniti

August 11, 2014 Chicago 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Kathryn is a cute little slut! She has gone away to college and has graduated to full sloot! Many one night stands with gross men she doesn’t know. Has even been witnessed pleasuring two guys in there dorm room. Let’s remember that Kathryn is a slit!

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Brand New Audrey Bolek

August 11, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 200


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for everyone who though Audrey Bolek wasn’t bothered by Let me introduce to you the all brand NEW Audrey. Guess what guys, looks like we got to her head.. After 4 years of two bad boob jobs she finally sucked it up and dropped the extra couple thousand she saved up from sucking Greg at SpyBar Chicago and got a 3rd boob job to fix her chest. But that’s not it guys, she also finally fixed that chin she had. And got her lips done then took pictures with her swollen ass lips on Instagram. LOL Because as we all know, Audrey loves Instagram. Oh and the hair change.. Thank god! She knew the Ronald Mcdonald hair wasn’t getting her too far in life. Well done Audrey Bee, Well done.

She still needs to LaserAway that happy trail to the eternal mole.- nik

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Dr Lev Elterman

August 11, 2014 Chicago 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik , it’s about time to put this guy – Dr Lev Elterman up here. He is nasty, greedy Jewish cocksucking doctor who treats him employee as shit! He pays them only 60% of what they should really get. His cum dumpster wife is annoying bitch, who is acting like she has phd. That uneducated hoe thinks that she is a fucking boss, but without her sugar daddy she would be nothing. I was verbally abused on a regular basis during my entire employment by this cocksucking couple. Seems like she enjoys bringing people down, especially the ones that have higher education than her. Bitch hated me and she called me names, just because I am more attractive than her. She mocked me almost every day trying to make coworkers laugh at me. I still remember that strange feeling of humiliation when you wish you could hide under the ground… and I have been getting that feeling a lot, while working at the hospital. I cried every morning before going work. My patients loved me and I have very high ratings on zocdoc, just after one year of my career. Wish I could just move to a small town and work in local hospital and get paid well…

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Cara Hanlet, Cara Hanlet Walsh

August 11, 2014 Chicago 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This bitch Cara Hanlet is dirty! She attends IIT in Chicago. She may get you with her smile but I assure you she is a whore. She has cheated on every single one of her boyfriends. She made her ex-boyfriend Alden Rose look like a pussy. While she was with him she would cheat on him constantly. And then when they broke up she got with Ron and fucked Alden behind his back! And then she got back with Alden because some Syrian hunk wouldn’t fuk her slut pssy. Now she’s with Sean Bruegman and she has even cheated on him with her ex. All she wants is some dick! She also loves to start rumors and as far as I know has at least ruined 2 guys reputation who she called friend. My friend Omar told me she even got one guy kicked out of school. When she found out it wasn’t him who did whatever it was to her did she apologize? No,she ignored him and called the cops. Once her bf Sean even got into an argument with one of the dudes on our school confession page just google it, Sean Bruegman and Nile Robinson Confessions of IIT Students apparently he was being a bitch too! Also I heard she like to fuck during finals week keeping her boyfriends roommate up. He has slept on other people’s floor more than twenty time. She is a horrible friend and will drop you on a dime and will forget you when it’s convient for her. Everyone reading this don’t trust Cara Hanlet. She needs to learn to be a better person.

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Better Than Adderall

August 8, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 343

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

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Once a cheater always a Cheater

August 8, 2014 Chicago 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik– this girl is the definition of a thirsty whore. Alicia hynes thinks she’s gods gift to the world and let’s you know it. Every party Ive been to with her is the same, her boyfriend of the moment won’t be there and she’s all over someone else. She gets what she wants and he comes to pick her up. She’s cheated on every boyfriend she’s had since she was in high school and she’s not even smart about it. She’ll break up with a guy and bash them proudly, and then text and call him as soon as she gets a new guy. When he answers, she runs over and cheats on the new guy. What’s most annoying is she thinks she’s really special for not wearing makeup….bitch you could use some. She also thinks she has a better ass than kim k, she loves to talk about how big it is. I mean it’s alright but it’s probably only that big from having so much shoved up there all the time. She’s a huge whore and I’m almost positive she’s cheating on this new guy, who looks really nice. Her old guy recently posted a pic of them….while she’s dating this new poor guy. Someone has to tell this poor man what he got himself into and to get out now!

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Chicago’s Leaning Tower Of Pisa

August 8, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 115


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to tell Pattie NO, I’m not hating I am just so over seeing you everywhere, first she is open about being obsessed with Eva Marie and wanting to be just like her. She wants her life and job she has pix of her on her cell, f*cking creepy. Also Nik, can you tell me why is she all ways looking like the leaning tower Pisa?? Are your tits that big you can’t stand up right or is it all the booze and coke? PATTIE YOUR A BAD PERSON WITH A BAD HEART, THATS WHY BAD THING HAPPEN TO YOU!

Pattie has Miley Cyrus ass.- nik

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