Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Full Time Model Sensation Heidi Fahrenbach Failed In Miami

May 13, 2013 Chicago, Cougars 11 8,766 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here you go Nik. A new Dirty celebrity who is as delusional as her Facebook. Notice she claims “Full Time Model” as her profession. Winds up attending all these shops with midget models. Way under 5 8. My simple question to this nut case, is this. What agency signed you? You will not see her striking poses or on a runway for years to come. Finish school Heidi and quit tricking women around you. You relocated to Miami, failed, and are now back in the worst city, Chicago.

Looks like someone parents couldn’t afford braces.- nik



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Go-Go Makeup Artist Emy Tres Jolie

May 13, 2013 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong 21 8,100 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik. Meet the supposed makeup artist sensation Emy. You can also find her living the dream as a Zhantra gogo dancer by night. No offense, but do gogos really think we take the seriously when they claim to be an artist? No way. Checked out her link to a web page that does not supply a strong portfolio or references. Come on now. Guess $200 a night to strip or dance is the backbone to her fake day job! Just like Chicgo Nik, they all call strangers who they never meet fake, yet, they clearly act that way themselves. Emy, do not quit your night job. Truly think the makeup career is an epic failure.

Thank god for make-up.- nik



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Thank You For The Great Sex Nik

May 10, 2013 Chicago, The Dirty 0 82,996 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to thank you for saving my relationship. My boyfriend puts me first in his life except for in the bedroom. He always rushed through sex and I never get mine. This promescent greg spray you have been showing us actually works. WE HAVE TO TAKE BREAKS! I did my research and this is finally something to talk about. Thank you for the great sex!

I told you! CLICK HERE PEOPLE. Just do the trial and see what I’m talking about. The sex is insane and it’s FDA approved.- nik



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Faith Birdsell

May 9, 2013 Chicago 4 6,555 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Faith Birdsell works at the R[removed] restraunt in Macomb, IL. She lives on [removed]. Age 23. This girl is a complete SLUT, she has Genital and repeatedly sleeps with men in and around this Town, upon moving out there shes managed to sleep with 15-20 men(and boys) since august of 2012. She takes pills to control her outbrakes but never-the-less is filthy enough to not use condoms and not notify her partners of her **. Just a kinda cross-her-fingers and pray they dont obtain the disease! Filthy, this is a warning to probably the many men who seek to sleep with her, because yes she is attractive, but she recieved this drd from a neighbor she slept with the first month of moving to Macomb IL, Chris Decker, who is also a manwhore in Illinois. These two still sleep together, so her vagina in never sacred, and outbreaks in the female region are harder to visually see. If youve slept with this girl you need to get tested ASAP! incase you are spreading it aswell. PPL PLZ SPADE AND NEUTER YOUR TEENAGERS! lol *Public Warning* She is on many dating sites, Meetm[], Speeddat[], BOM[]m, Citys[], Ashleymadis[], Fling[], POF SO GET TESTED!!!

Smoking inside is a nasty habit.- nik



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JM Couture Scam

May 8, 2013 Chicago 53 10,010 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: He’s back! Chicago’s biggest scam artist. “jm” Is one of the biggest con men you will ever met. All of his shows and this clothing “collections” Which consist of ripping labels off of clothes from various locations then sewing his label inside or from his ex-girlfriends closets because he can’t afford to make his own clothing anymore. In his own words. “JM Couture is well known for fashion shows, ranging from high fashion haute’ couture to simple swimwear shows, all received to critical acclaim. In preparation for launching an expansion plan aimed at making JM Couture a global fashion brand, JM Couture is developing it’s next collection – JM Couture BLACK LABEL.” If you consider a global fashion brand salvation army… Yeah Mr Mullin your shows are jokes and you dont even pay your models instead you use your shows and shoots as your hunting ground to seduce new models. SO MEN. I dont think you want your girlfriend doing his shows because most likely he will just try to get down their pants. and his “billboards” a website where you can insert any picture and BAM! you’re on a poster. Pathetic. People should no the truth before booking him for shows. And not to mention his BS “music projects” and “tv shows” Grow up.

Just some dude who knows how to use photoshop.  He should wield a camera.- nik



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Super Agent K-Wash Of MGI

May 8, 2013 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 0 84,796 Views

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K-Wash: Nik, I need to hit you on a couple things.

1) Thanks for the GCBx hook up. I’ve lost ten pounds in 35 days so far. Real talk.

2) Dirty Army, it’s war time over here at MGI. My staff and I are currently booking Nik Richie for speaking engagements at Universities across the country. If you would like Nik to speak at your school please email me [email protected].

Yeah, I’m doing speaking engagements with book signings. If you have any input or can help please email Kent and CC myself ([email protected]) and Scooby ([email protected]).- nik

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