Chicago | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

The Mid: From Dreams to Hooking

December 2, 2014 Chicago 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: It seems if you want to escort you work at the mid. Let’s focus on Angelica the girl in the middle and Paulina the Girl on the Right. These Hookers are posting pics from vacas constantly and all on a bottle rats salary. Angelica has one thing going for her. She’s young, Brazilian with Natural Tatas. But I got a run at those a few months ago and they might be on the late night menu at Denny’s because those things are soggy ass pancakes held up by bras. Paulina was cute 12 years ago when she got in the scene but shes damn near 30 with no goals except too suck a Trouts Skin Flavored Popsicle Stick Dry for Money. Plus she’s had one too many Starbucks Appetizers. You would think this south side slut would do a couple extra lines at The Mid to keep her weight down. Nik, can you just setup shop the Mid and Judge who will be the next country girl dreamer trying to make it big in the city only to be pumped full of man goo and drugs?



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This Loser Again

December 1, 2014 Chicago 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, thought I would send you a couple more pics of Joe the biggest loser in the Chicago area. Lives with his mom, lol.



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Loser

December 1, 2014 Chicago 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joe Siegert is the biggest loser in Chicago Heights. This guy can’t keep a job and lives with his mother at almost 30 years old. Joe has had at least 5 jobs in the past 3 years and can’t hold on to anything! He has a serious case of DRD and I’ve heard brags to his friends about all the women he has had unprotected sex with. Joe has an ugly girlfriend that he cheats on all the time. If you bump into this basement baby go to the clinic immediately!



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Marc Jonathan Mueller Is So Cool

November 30, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 130

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wanna be promoter with a company called Pink Bird is such a joke. This Old Stripper thinks he cool, but someone tell me why he thinks that?

Because he is a Stallion.- nik



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New Dirty Celeb: Need A Name For Him

November 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 65

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Burrito’s brother. Clearly he loves women. Seems like a happy go lucky guy but one look at his forehead and my gosh, I don’t even know what words to use to explain it but it is special. Any dirt on him? I can’t see him to be the type to say no to a line or a hooker. Possible Nicknames: Dome, The Head, Noggin, Airport (forehead is the size of a runway)… I don’t know. Someone come up with something.

Is Playboy serious with these chicks?- nik



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Marc Jonathan Mueller

November 28, 2014 Chicago 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this Loser & the beat up ass girls he has lmao The guy has a tanning bed in his house ?? PINK BIRD is his so called company please give you input



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How Does Val Sleep At Night

November 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 69

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just a follow up on Val’s popular post. Here is a pic of her and her escort bottle serving girls on vacation. Courtesy of their sugar daddy! Paulina, Val, Breana, Jasmine, and Hannah, how do you girl sleep at night?

Two million hits from Chicago in two weeks…welcome to the Chicago Fire.- nik

ALSO SEE:

When An Escort Gets Caught With Her Sugar Daddy



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Shakera Dyson Never Seems To Amaze Me

November 26, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Las Vegas, The Dirty 319

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently found these pics my guy’s phone. He admitted to loaning her the money because she has a kid and would feel horrible if she got evicted because her parents have basically disowned her. I’ve known Shakera, Shay, Shay Brynn or whatever name she is going by for a number of years and she never seems to amaze me. What type of woman or “mother” would do these types of things? Nik- You’ve been doing this for a number of years and have seen it all. What are your thoughts? Click here to see her +2′s!!

I think Shakera Dyson is going to hell.- nik



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