Chicago | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Where Is Courtney Roskop Now

November 5, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so what ever happened to Courtney Roskop?  She went M.I.A. on her social networks. Does anyone know if she is dead or alive?  Hooker or not??  Dead or alive?

Have you checked the suburbs?- nik

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Photoshop Pattie

November 4, 2014 Chicago 206

THE DIRTY ARMY: Pattie, ciuld you be any MORE fake

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Saint Charles Worst Mother

November 4, 2014 Chicago 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Julie Smith. She is usually behind the bar on pills like adderall and getting drunk. She won’t even work at a bar that doesn’t allow drinking by the employees. She sleeps with any man with no regards to if they are in a relationship or not. She is constantly bringing up a child that she has lost but the children she has left she pays no attention to, nor does she parent them. Her 15 year old daughter is out of control and is usually having sex and drinking with her mother being home. Julie has a terrible addiction to speed and sex. Most of the men that come to see her at whatever dive bar she is working at next, she has had some kind of sexual relationship with. She has zeros morals. You’d think at forty she would understand that she needs to be doing what is right for her children not sleeping with multiple men a week. She recently slept with my friend’s husband but he isn’t the first man to have a significant other. I have heard she has even been caught in the act. No man ever stays with her because they soon learn the type of woman and mother she is. It amazes me that she even still has custody of her children. A call the DFS is greatly needed. She can be found in bars in St. Charles getting wasted and bringing home any man she can get a ride home from.

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Nashira Jahor

November 4, 2014 Chicago, Would You? 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Nashira. I think she is hot and I am considering banging her because she is in an open relationship and has the hots for me. However, she has fake tits, big but fake. And I have heard that she sleeps around with all the guys she knows. My friend told me she got drd. But that’s why they made condoms, right. I can look past all that.So my question is, would you?

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Hedger the Chicago Michellin Man

November 4, 2014 Chicago 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to daniella aka ella la bella back out from hiding. Seems to me that a person who tags themselves at the gym 3 times a day would have a bit of a different shape but who am I to judge. I’d like an explanation how a drugged out alcoholic prostitute had managed to get accepted to the prestigious moraine valley community college nursing program without the ability to write or read. Anyone? Now nik look at that body…she works out.

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Andrea Mascorro wanna be Kim

November 3, 2014 Chicago 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Andrea Mascorro thinks she’s hot and rich. Leeching off of married old men. Nik do you think she’s hot?

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Scam Artist Morgan Fuego Revell

November 3, 2014 Chicago, Cleveland 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: **Beware**!!! This is Morgan ‘Fuego’ Revell / Morgan Alexander. For u that dot kno her, here’s the deetz- She was kicked out from l FB groups pertaining to artwork of certain bands by SCAMMING hundreds of people out of thousands of dollars!! She lied that the items were stolen and would be reimbursed, but she’d block u immediately! Now that she’s banned for life from these groups, the $ hungry bitch removed her FB prof. Shez like 25, iz married for a few yrs already only for the $$, cheatd on her dumb ass of a husband with a doood in NY, 2 guys in CO -one who was her husband’s best friend who is way older wit kids…and she got caught because this dood overdosed in her driveway!! THEN as if nothing happened, she MOVED In with some random fck buddy and was fcking him in Chicago during a few month drug bender. She continued her fckfest adventures by hooking up with some addict hippy wannabe Jon Dyreng from NC and scammed him by misleading that they were a couple. This lasted maybe a week before his dumb ass was tossed in jail for Distribution of drugs. All of his art that was left behind was “auctioned” by her on these FB sites as a ~Save My Boyfriend bail fund~ but the $ was used to feed her habit. Pretty sure she fucked that gross fat sweaty dood in the pic too. Ewww!! That’s how low this girl gets..spreads her legs for droogs. She uses different emails, aliases, FB accounts, and PayPal accounts. What a ckn loooser! Get a fucking job like an adult and stop moving drugs at concerts bitch!! She claimed the art was “stolen”, but A lot of ppl she fcked over found out she sold all of it on eBay!. Now there’s blogs on how ppl r lookin for her at Phish showz and other places cuz she owez so much cash. This crazy bitch took and POSTED pics of herself SHITTING, FULL TIT SHOTS, NIP SLIPS, and NUDES, for ALL to see on these groups so guys would bid more $$ on the artwork item! This is a group of like 10,000 filthy hippies- mainly dudes, and they trade these pics of her for fun.. As a woman, I want to, but I can’t even feel the slightest bit sorry for this child because she knos what she’s doing. Just another attention whore that this world has to deal with. Apparently she has NO self worth and absolutely NO conscience AT ALL bcuz she left the dood in jail and kept all of his $ from the art he made! Now she’s already fuking another guY! Some gutter junkie low life meth head in her hometown of Niceville, FL becuz she already made a name for herself in the Phish community, and couldn’t find any other pathetic guy to take her on tour with so she settled for what was closest to her. She gets passed around like a fat joint at a show between these doped up hippy guys and she’s married?!?! She thinks she’s hot shit (Fuego), but the nudes are so gross- especially with that beer gut and meth teeth. Looks like she hasn’t slept for weeks either. Im sure that scam $ is going to her and her hillbilly bf’s coke, 2C-B, acid, and meth habit. Look how cracked out they are!! DO NOT BUY anything from her or Jon Dyreng since she uses both profiles. Also if ur sketchy and see her as a mutual friend of someone AVOID her! Also AVOID any Phish hippie memorbelia sent from NW FL. U won’t get it, and u wo’t get ur money back. What a sad waste of life and how can guys even think she’s remotely attractive?? Her parents must be soo proud! Is she living the American dream or what? This is a WAKE UP CALL! Get a grip of your life girl before u end up dead.

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Bottlerat Kiya

November 3, 2014 Chicago 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kiya. First of all, can someone get this poor girl a hair brush? I honestly think this girl is mental. She keeps hanging around my crew downtown lately. She is a total air head. Bottle rat. Drug whore. Stupidest girl I’ve ever met. She’s just full of lies. She lies about everything. One thing being the fact that she has a place to live. It’s been basically confirmed this girl is actually homeless. Everyone talks about it. She hops around on to diff guys on tinder and crashes at their place for a few until they can no longer stand her. Not to mention she has the herp. Talk about spreading the love. Also found her account on seeking arrangement. This thot has been tramping on there since 2013. Everyone downtown hates you. Larry told me she was at his apartment a couple weeks ago and magically dude loses $200. Like we all know you are a thief. She’s a total deadbeat. She’s going to end up raped, killed or in jail. Lay off the drugs and get a clue.

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