Chicago | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Shakera Dyson Never Seems To Amaze Me

November 26, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Las Vegas, The Dirty 319


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently found these pics my guy’s phone. He admitted to loaning her the money because she has a kid and would feel horrible if she got evicted because her parents have basically disowned her. I’ve known Shakera, Shay, Shay Brynn or whatever name she is going by for a number of years and she never seems to amaze me. What type of woman or “mother” would do these types of things? Nik- You’ve been doing this for a number of years and have seen it all. What are your thoughts? Click here to see her +2′s!!

I think Shakera Dyson is going to hell.- nik

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Lombards Dope Fiends

November 26, 2014 Chicago 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: At 40′s house they are doped upppp.  Dom vitale

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There is wrong with her

November 26, 2014 Chicago 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Bridgit Wolf. I don’t have anything else to say other than she goes through guys faster than any normal person goes through underwear. Shes been with who ever the f “Weezy B.” is for about 3 weeks now, already making serious decisions such as getting trashy basement tattoos of eachothers names, getting married, and working on having a baby.. Before dating this guy, or being engaged whatever – she was with 6 different guys within a month period. B open your eyes.. you’re an idiot for doing all of this. You come from a great family, decent town, why do you think youre a hood bitch? why would you even want to be like that, you trashy.. thing..

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Krystina Torsan’s Metabolism Isn’t As Fast As Audrey’s

November 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 88


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can someone please tell me what is going on in these 2 pictures of the same girl?  Holy Krystina Torsan you blew up!!! But thats nothing new since all you do is eat and drink. Honey obviously your metabolism isn’t as fast as Audrey’s.  Just giving you a heads up and maybe this winter you can burn it off.

I hate Winter. Too many layers and guys will bang anything to stay warm. The entire season is a scam.- nik

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Howells and Hood

November 25, 2014 Chicago 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a two bit whore named Ashley Brookes. She was dating a good friend of mine and guess what, she has been sleeping with dozens of guys in the Chicagoland area. She tells people that she wants to be a fashion designer, but can’t afford to pay rent, and drinks like a newborn baby. Not only are there dozens of naked photos of herself online, but she loves to ruin other peoples relationships as well. Stupid cunt, I hope she gets what she deserves!

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Val Urso Is The Joke Of Chicago

November 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell this joke of a ‘woman’ to get a damn clue. She’s been posted on your site many times before but after being exposed recently about her escorting ways this broad thinks it’s haters and people are actually jealous of her. I went to high school with this dumb whore and she has gone downhill since. She is incredibly insecure and it shows in everything she does. Attempted to do playboy but all she got out of it is her loose vagina all over the internet, you’re ugly even down there… what in the world are you so proud of? Now, 28 years old, getting awful lip injections and botox just to serve bottles to guys who see her for exactly what she is, used, old, dirty and easy.. Who hasn’t she f*cked or send nude photos to… Val, what are you thinking? Nobody is jealous of you. Nobody is hating on you, people just don’t like you. You have no real friends and you have been club hopping for years making new, fake, temporary ‘besties’ along the way. You are so empty inside, I genuinely feel bad for you. Her body is nothing special, a midget with no curves except her saggy boobs she flashes all the time, her face is horrid; very masculine and ugly. And overall she has the basic, typical Chicago clubgoer look, just slutty and fake. Please do us all a favor and stop embarrassing yourself with all these silly posts, and stop acting like you are God’s gift on Earth…. You are so disgusting- Val Urso at Parliament, Chi.

I actually like her eyebrows in this picture. Great Sharpie lines.- nik

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Now And Then: Audrey Bolek

November 24, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 128


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audrey Bolek is always getting posted and people are always hating.  But check her out in 2009 compared to 2014… she looks way better now right?  She did wonders for herself.

She looks exactly the same…the only difference is her ability to use a filter in 2014.- nik

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If you’re an underage girl, this group is for you.

November 24, 2014 Chicago 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey underagers and minor girls! If you like to party with guys that are in their late twenties and early thirties, then I found the group for you! Since these guys can’t find anyone their age to party with and to throw parties for, they must go for the barely legal. Usually men in their age group start settling down, starting families and working. Instead, these winners made a group for men so they could hang out with minors and make money off of it! How cool is that?

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