Chicago Trash

September 2, 2014 Chicago 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this chick think she sooo hot. in realty, no one likes her except her boss at the tilted kilt in woodridge. the reson why his 300 lbs 30 year old self likes get is because that’s the only p*sdy he gets. this ugly b*tch tried hitting on my bf in front of me. she looks like a straight up hooker with her red lipstick. no one likes this hoee.

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It’s Official! HFD Is Broke And Escorting

September 2, 2014 Chicago 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well it looks like HFD aka Wendy Fiore finally cracked and is now escorting. Well, she doesn’t call it that. She calls it “Experience Wendy” but for $400 an hr (minimum 2hrs) you can spend time with Wendy (whatever that means).  Her site describes it as  “An “experience” may include tea, lunch, dinner or a tour of Chicago with Wendy or other such experience (minimum of 2 hours) as desired and described by the buyer. These type of meet ‘n greets will always be held in a public area agreed upon by the buyer and Wendy. You will receive Wendy’s undivided attention, exclusive signed keepsakes and take photographs of or with Wendy!” The rules? “Payment will be required in full before scheduling. Meet and greets are scheduled in the city of Chicago. Meet and Greets can be scheduled outside of Chicago but may include additional fee for travel, distance and time. If scheduling a Meet and Greet outside of Chicago (LA, NYC, Boston, Miami, etc) please check with Wendy for her travel schedule first. Cancellations will be refunded 50%. ‘No Shows’ will not be refunded.”

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Michelle from Oak Lawn

September 2, 2014 Chicago 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Michelle goes to straight bars in oaklawn and near by areas, she parties when the club dims the lights, she fools straight guys, has sex with them in her car and doesn’t use a condon, she tells them she’s on her period so they can f her in the booty. Watch out!

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Officer Douche Juarez

September 2, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally justice!! Meet Officer Juarez of the Highwood Police dept. this douche always had it out for my friends and I, for no reason. Come to find out, mr “family man” was fired for keeping drug evidence for himself, and his weekly girlfriend. This dirty cop was also caught banging some prostitute in his cop car, while on duty. There’s a list of things this scumbag was under investigation for. His poor wife, and child. There’s a special place in hell for people like this.

Nice teeth.- nik

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Lexi Dunkelberger

September 2, 2014 Chicago 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here she is again! Lexi the slut! Sleeping around using her body to get what she wants! Atleast she swallows! Looking for next rich to get bang!

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Best Looking Transgender Is Julian

September 1, 2014 Chicago, San Antonio, The Dirty 106

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Philipno guy (Julian) became a girl (Julia)… after so many years… he looks amazing, he could be the best looking transgender ever! I’m just surprised… all the guys he sleeps with gotta be drunk or on drugs to not to notice the downstairs.

I’m confused, so does this make the dude in the red shirt Gay?- nik

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Katrina Or Paulina Or Whatever She Calls Herself

September 1, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this post is about KATRINA MAZNIKER aka PAULA FERDKOFF or PAULINA or whatever people call her… This girl is a grade A psycho. She legally is a sex offender, and her rich daddy paid to have her name changed. She took naked photos at a porn shoot with a 14 year old girl. The poor girls parents found out and had her arrested. Paula is such a creep…she has dozens of guys in her phone, and calls them all on a daily basis to try and make herself feel better. In reality, she only has all these guys numbers because shes a Craigslist escort. I’ve personally looked in her phone and seen her emails with responses like posts saying “Hot girl looking for daddy.” She has 50 something year old men requesting pictures of her nasty vagina on a daily basis. Does Joe know about that?? Does he know you’re a sex offender, taking care of his young children? DID YOU KNOW THAT JOE HAS BEEN HAVING SEX WITH 5-6 DIFFERENT GIRLS SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN DATING? I have pictures that I’ll gladly put up in another post if you guys want!! Paulina was famous for lying to Nick Frano about being pregnant multiple times, and pretending that they were going to get married. We still all remember when you were getting banged in the red room bathroom of Soundbar and you got kicked out.

Doesn’t every girl in Chicago claim pregnancy to trap a man?- nik

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Jill “Watermelon +2s” Kramer

August 31, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these clown tits belong to Jill Kramer of Chicago. A pretty, self obsessed girl who is forever dating bar owner Brad Parker (no way he’ll put a ring on it now that she has embarrassing watermelon titties) Once a cute, normal girl with a bangin body- she decided to completely DESTROY herself by getting the worlds biggest +2′s. Please tell me you agree that this bitch needs a reduction ASAP…

What a wasted jawline. Why would any woman go larger than 550cc’s? Makes no sense unless they want to try porn.- nik

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