THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Chicagos very own porn star mommy is in a bit of a jamb. Apparently sucking Greg and f*cking on film isnt getting the job done! So Victoria Monet is reaching out to her fan base to try and raise $4000 for a child support lawyer! She posted her link on FB a few days ago and is still at $0. Its a sad day when a proud, cum-guzzling mommy has to put her hand out and ask for money to pay a lawyer to take her kids deadbeat dad to court for child support! I have an idea, Victoria! Get a God damn job. Stop being such a loser. I wonder how it feels to have 100s of guys sweat you all day long on FB and promise you the world just to get a piece of that ass! OR LACK THEREOF!!! To have them all not give a sh*t enough to donate even $1!!! Pathetic. Guess your white trash-pasty ass is good for one thing…and one thing alone. The Jergens Jerkathon. Good luck, Mommy of the Year! Here you go, Nik! A true winner!