Squaretits Bolek

April 8, 2014 Chicago 141 8,487 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audrey Bolek aka Skeletor from Spybar and Morgan Wenzelman shared the same unknown cheap surgeon in Indiana. BUT screw the breast implants, nothing will ever be able to fix those man faces. They are clearly not going anywhere in life, Audrey is still obsessed over her homosexual ex boyfriend and Morgan is doing the usual since High School.. Fuking anyone who would give her a little attention. Did Audrey finally get rid of her crater face or is she using better cover up foundations. (Notice I made that plural) They also think they are some kind of “models” because they get professional photos done. Photoshop can’t help them anymore, even in the dark at Spybar you can see acne the size of the moon all over their faces. Both claim to have a career in Nursing. LOL! You work at Spybar, it doesn’t get any classier than that. Both also claim to be rich because they own some designer purses and clothing. Girl please, you both work two jobs and both at bars and we know you collect your tips and pay checks after two weeks just to buy something designer to post on Instagram. Anyone can do that, but most people are smart with their paper. Rhinoplasties in the nearest future, we hope! Little advice to both of yall, stay away from the night life we all HATE you and make fun of you! Nik, how do we convince those two anorexic tranny clowns to stop embarrassing our city?

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Maria Montel

April 8, 2014 Chicago, Plano 0 9,126 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Maria Montel is the most biggest slutiest attention home wrecker. Works at the Menards Dc in plano IL . This scank throws her self at all the married men gets with whoever is willing to fck her. Once she gets what she wants she forces them to tell their wives and marriage ruin. She leaves them and goes on to the next victom. Maria is the biggest DAB ever. DIRTY ASS BITCH

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Snobby Gogos

April 8, 2014 Chicago 55 6,883 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these are the Serpentine Gogo Girls of Chicago also known as Serpentine Elite. The team claims to be full of professionals but I only know of one person on their team who is professional but in all honesty how professional can you be if your a gogo dancer? Their bitchy leader is a total tranny and is very confused about himself/herself which is clearly why they can’t find any paying gigs in this area. Not to mention, their leader has tricked almost everyone in the club/rave scene to sleep with him/her and I know he/she cheats on her man to get gigs. In addition to this, her right hand bitch has a nice body but those titts and ass are FAKE!! I would personally suggest that NO ONE book these “dancers” because they are fake as hell they will be nice to your face and stab you in the back with the flip of a coin. If you are trying to form your own team dont trust them because chances are that they will talk a bunch of shit about you too. They represent plur but i have yet to see this come from them because every time they hold auditions they turn down everyone to make them feel bad or kick new members off right away. So get the word out there that these tranny strippers do not deserve your bookings or pay.

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Niko V Gols is Forgy

April 8, 2014 Chicago 30 8,029 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is niko v gols the asshoke who think his shit doesn’t smell he think he is god gift to the world always posting stupid status about being in the gym his life experience and stuff dude you ain’t superman stop the girly selfies you are ugly.

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Smelly Kitty Peyton Elwoods

April 8, 2014 Chicago 53 7,866 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this again is thirsty ass hamster peyton elwoods she is steady complanin on her fb about how everyones a hater and how she need to get her nails done a lil piece of advice get a license and then buy you a car with them singles getting thrown around you key word is around because you know damn well they arent at you they at lauren but then im sure u can afford a 99 honda n you may not need to depend on anyone n then she complains that shes so tired maybe you should have thought bout that be for you got knocked up baby girl! She always have her baby k out at peoples houses being watched over night dont matter who it is and she will come get her when shes done shakin her a** and trying to be a model for animal planet but due to her job everyone be so proud of her having haaa ! you wana get your greg sucked throw a couple 1`s @ her an by 1s i mean 1cent check her and the sloppy thunder thighed under aged hot n ready like little ceasars ratchets wit the shitty tattoos hit up the strip club heavnly bodyz where dreams become nightmares, just make sure you put a towel down on yo lap befor you get a dance from this sloot you might get fishoil on yall laps! nik, would you let her give you a lapdance for free?

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Chicago Nightlife Awards

April 8, 2014 Chicago 76 7,260 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik. Chicago is actually handing out awards to make themselves feel better. It went down at Concord. In their delusional world, they think they are successful. That is why their venues do not pack until 2 A.M. Great job Chicago. Keep being broke, but tell yourselves you achieved success. Ask anyone on Dirty, your city is a dive.

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Women Beware Of Karol Rudobielski, He Is Very Abusive

April 8, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 211 100,027 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my ex Karol Rudobielski has beaten me up several times. All women should know about him!  I want to share my story so it doesn’t happen to anyone else.

Do they not have police in Chi-town?- nik

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Chicago Is The Land Of The Ratchets

April 8, 2014 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty 30 96,994 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know you are probably SO over the sk*nks of Chicago, but these girls need a serious reality check… FIRST OFF the overly tan look is so disgusting, not only that but I thought the dark hair dark orange tan, cake face makeup phase died with Jersey Shore?! Nope, not in Chicago! So here is one of my favorite sk*nks to put on blast. SCARY KERRY! The wannabe model and GoGo Dancer at twenty something.. Seriously? This girl literally checks in at the gym at LEAST twice a day, and makes daily statuses about her hot fit body.. wait… WHAT? These pics were just posted last night! Kerry you look fat as hell! Reminds me of Fatty Patty. You Chicago girls are literally delusional. Step away from the ex and Molly for a weekend, I think your brains are permanently fried! A few weeks ago she got all butt hurt because she posted these pictures of some other chicks ass claiming it was hers, and got called out by multiple people. She then retaliated by putting up another pic of someone else’s ass and claimed it to be hers… PLEASE KERRY, Everyone knows your ass isn’t that nice. I’m so grateful that I was able to move out of this sh*t hole town, nothing but douche bag tools and psycho fat women. YUCK!! And stop with all the trashy tattoos, you all look like trailer trash!

I always told myself the Zombie attacks will start in Chicago. I decided.- nik

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