THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This old has been decided to leave Miami to attempt to bring the awesome vibe to Chicago. No offense, this might be a great move considering the ugly women that crawl Chicago. Problem, looking at the Zhantra girls from Miami to Chicago, the real beauty has fallen off. Nicole Peteraf is stuck in Disney Land with the old hippie ways of love all. She needs to look in the mirror and bite me. She has to be in Chicago because she is old as hell. No hate to her dancers, but WTF. No one will travel to Chicago and give these girls any respect or offers. Nicole, you are married, grow the hell up, and quit pretending to be young.

Looks like the drugs are really diluted in Chicago.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was browsing the vast space called youtube during work (yes I know, another productive American hard at work) and somehow ended up watching this trailer for a Dutch tv show. The basic concept is that Blachman (show creator) and a guest critique a woman’s body when they get undressed in front of them. You have been doing this for years (granted the women are mostly clothed when you critique them) on your site. You definitely would fit as a guest on this show.

That sucks… I can do this in my sleep.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Is is just me or did their eyebrows get cut off at birth? These are the Collins sisters… Who by the way aren’t even real sisters. Tiffany is the one who enjoys impregnating men while attempting to cover up those stretch marks and baby fat in her free time. The other one, Brittany, enjoys being a slut who gets caught doing drugs and applying her makeup with a hammer. Pure definition of white trash. God that blonde hair is blinding! I would suggest plastic surgery, but even that wouldn’t cover up those fat midget genes! Talk about two psychotic bitches.

Ops, I think I deleted one of the sisters.  Was distracted by the round nose.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel so bad for Kathy FourLoko.  First the girl gets prego by this freaking loser… now that she is prego, she can’t hold any food down and throws up nonstop… and her man is out getting wasted while she is stuck at home waiting to be a mother.  I hope she realizes she needs to dump this loser because he is no good for her or the child.

Out of all the guys that have been inside of her, this is the loser winner. Where are the steroids?- nik