THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present to you JD, or as he calls himself JDiva. When he isn’t stuffing his nose with the white powder, he is manipulating his closest friends to get what he wants. He walks around with his giant PanAm bag, filled with condoms and poppers, like his shit don’t stink and like he owns the whole world. If you get on his bad side he tells you that he will ‘end you’. As if he has the power to make every one hate you. He claims himself as a cook at work, when we all know he is just a server just like the rest of us. His mentality when it comes to customers is ridiculous because he thinks that every guy is hitting on him, when they are probably just staring at the bald spot on the back of his head. My personal story is when we started working with each other we became friends, and it stayed that way for a good five or six months. We would go out to the bars in boystown or in andersonville and have a grand ole time. Then every thing changed when I started to hang out with another coworker, lets call him Joe, more often than JDiva. Now Joe and JDiva had beef in the past so JDiva didn’t like that I was hanging out with Joe. One day Joe, JDiva, and myself were working and the night before Joe and I had gone out to 5 different bars and were talking about it all day. Later that night JDiva was sitting up at the bar with another coworker and myself. I walked away to do him a favor and I over heard them talking about how they were going to ditch me that night, I couldn’t believe my ears. I just shrugged it off because after I got his coat he invited me to a bar with them. Then JDiva pulled me outside to talk about something and when we came back in i realized my wallet was in front of the other coworker. Once we had gone out i realized my id was missing (fake id). Even longer story short, I watched the cameras at work and saw JDiva put my wallet in his pocket, disappear into the bathroom, and then come out with my wallet in a different pocket. I confronted JDiva calmly about it and he still denies it ever happening. Mind you this is a thirty year old man acting like a damn 12 year old. And I use the word man loosely here, I swear the way this boy acts he is hiding fairy wings under his shirt. I am using this as a way to inform everyone out there what kind of person JDiva really is. So if you ever see him at a bar, hide your wallet, don’t fall for his whole routine and don’t go home with him because his apt his infested with bed bugs..

And you are how old?? could also classify as a pedo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche goes by Ayo. He used to be a holy roller and then met a bunch of sluoos who he now parties with all the time. This kid will stick his d*ck in anything that has a pulse. He hangs out with girls (who are the biggest slores btw) and only uses to fu*k them. He’s so nasty now. Nik please rip this kid a new one.

Witnessing ass clapping is not impressive. I’d like to know why another slighting your joint for you…also, why does that guy have a goatee with a straight edge.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Quentin H. He lives in Chicago and works two jobs in the hospitality industry. He is divorced. He is 34. He also is on all of the dating websites. He lives with a 48 year old bum and he loves to brag that he is so paid. Let me tell you, he is not the owner of these hotels or a manager, hes just some door man. He loves to travel all over the US to go party, but, he mostly goes alone. He invites his lady friends to come along, and even offers to put them up in hotel or pay airfare or his favorite, pay their TRAIN TICKET, that’s right Amtrak. Real classy. So if he does get anyone to come along, he thinks he is some sort of “cool guy” who gets attention. He is a nut job and always tells his friends (females) that he is going to go to these places to meet other women and have sex with them cuz the women who do travel with him, if ever, dont have sex with him. But, even when he gets to these other places, New Orleans being his favorite, he never gets sex. He goes to Mardi Gras every year. You’d think he could get something down there, but he cant even manage to get laid down there. He mostly stays in his room during the trips during the days and reads comic books, that’s right. He goes to lovely places, but then never does anything. He went to Vegas last summer and got a room with a hot tub in order to try to seduce some lady, and she never even went back to his room. Also, he goes to Kentucky once in a while to hang out with this stripper he met a few times, and every single month he sends her money. Hes never had sex with her. Shes totally smart for taking his money, he’s totally stupid for even continuing this sort of arrangement cuz hes getting nothing out of it! Ladies watch out he loves foreign women the best cuz he speaks 5 languages. Most American women don’t fall for his lame game.

Those beverages in that clowns hands ruins the shot, I hope he didn’t pay for it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the fakest person you will ever meet. She seems like a sweetheart at first but will stab you in the back the first chance she gets. She has a very mono toned manly voice you you would ever hear its so annoying. She’s in a relationship now and apparently loves him but shes been trying to hook up with her ex for a long time. She has a horrible obsession with lizards, she gave a guy a hang job while holding one of her lizards. This b*tch is so nasty I wouldn’t even poke her on facebook.

Those soft rolling shoulders of her don’t match her waist, which is making me think she photoshops.- nik