Posted in Chicago | April 19th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is monica moomoo he**y, This fat bitch doesnt shower, maybe once every 2 weeks, and has crust growing inbetween every roll of hers including her double chin. She smells like fish filet when she doesnt spray perfume. She will give any guy head just to get their attention. She adds every single person on fb, and acts so conceited on fb and only takes pictures from the neck up cause shes so fat but every single pic says how hot she is. She gave mike franklin a plumpkin & around the same period of time she was fucking her boyfriend of the time william. In her spare time she would go in the mcds drive thru and order 3 mcchickens & a large fry & a large coke or whatever her choice of beverage may be and would park in the parking lot to eat just so her sister wouldnt find out she went there. She has no friends & the ones she does are either whores or fat as hell. all her fatass does is sit at home to smoke, eat & drink alcohol with her fatass sister, neither of them have jobs but they tell everyone they do. So put this fat conceited mcdonalds eating peice of trash out there for the world to see. P.s she probably also had sex with her ugly fat dyke roommate named jasmine.
Girls like this create fake Facebook pages.- nik
Posted in Chicago | April 19th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is alyssa cum*ins aka cm dumpster. noone likes her and she becomes obsessed with absolutely every single guy she likes and thinks shes dating them. shes a compulsive liar and completely delusional to the fact that none of her “bfs” actually like her. she thinks ANYBODY that gives her any sort of attention is her new best friend, so she’ll fck them cause of that and shes gone through every single guy in st pats high school and is a huge slut but still calls every other girl a slut, and calls so many girls ugly when she’s hideous, her foreheads huge and she’s fat as hell. The slutiness is exactly why her last name was turned into cum dumpster. Its about time this white trash got put on BLAST.
It wasn’t a good experience for all those guys, you can tell by how she handles that bottle.- nik
Posted in Chicago | April 19th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bust down started in Loves park, moved on to Rockford, then and now in Belvidere …..Valerie Vance is the biggest s**t ive ever met. This h*e has given her *ss to anyone who will say hi to her , although she prefers her men to be gang members, big fan of the chain or train gang….lol This sloot will f**k your man then with her nasty *ss try to f**k you.There are benifits to this girl tho you could actually make some money off her by selling her *ss i heard shes cheap and likes to take nuts to the face. Although ive also heard her pimp has to give refunds cause its like thowing a golfball in a garbage can.The smell alone there has to be laws for being so smelly and nasty.Why should she worry about laws she has sex with her brother which is a nother law she must not know about.
I didn’t know pigs traveled in packs.- nik
Posted in Chicago | April 19th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is BRENDEN BENDAR! This is one of the biggest scumbag guys i know! He has f*cked over 60 girls. & hes only 20. He doesnt care what you look like so girls your guranteed to get with him no matter what you look like! I have seen this kid at a party & he hooks up with at least 3 girls a night! What a f*cking tool I mean the kids not even cute! Brenden tries to act like hes sucha a nice guy till he gets what he wants. Girls if you see this creep…walk the other way!
I can’t decide if that’s a dude or a butch lesbian.- nik
Posted in Chicago | April 19th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is a nasty fat wh*re…she’s a druggy sloot that doesn’t know who she is…she is so f*cking fake that she’s not even truthful…don’t mess with this b*tch…Pepsi lovin sloot!
I don’t know if you’re referring to that douche in front or the whale in back.- nik
Posted in Chicago | April 19th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, IS THIS A TRANNY? You know all, please answer!!! I heard she has sex with anything with a penis and I want that but I started to realize her man face and her no *ss she only looks like she has a little one because shes sticking it out!!! Saggy boobs are a no go and can be from enhancement pills but give me a couple bottles and ill think about it!! SO NIK IS THIS A TRANNY ?
Answer: No, guys can’t get little flapjacks like that.
Posted in Chicago | April 18th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Here we have from left to right AMANda, Raquiesha and Jamiesha. These 3 rapidly approaching 30 yr old’s have infected Chicago with their lies,ugly faces, poverty stricken lives and jealousy. Amanda is from the East side of Chicago but claims to be rich…She drives a ford and when she’s feeling really ballerific a sweet Chrysler Sebring. She hates my guts because I am everything she claims to be (pretty, upper middle class and simply amazing) She sits around all day creating fake facebook profiles to stalk her crush in hopes to distract him from his beautiful girlfriend (sorry,it doesn’t work sweetie). Amanda,You’re ugly,insanely jealous of me,insecure,poor,mentally disturbed,almost 30 and don’t stand a chance. Jamiqueicacapoo is a hawk nose slore that is a fashionista that buys all of her awesome clothes from NORDSTROMS RACK. Raq is a 300lb baby momma to some purple crayon. She got a house through a FDHA loan in one of Illinois poorest suburbs and no one can tell her nothing now. Someone needs to tell her to keep her lil homo son away from my nephew. They’re all jealous white trash that needs to be put on blast.
Orange girls never have money, they sit in the bed longer since they can’t afford to go all the time creating their orange appearance. I guess that also explains why all orange girls are bottle rats/sloots.- nik
Posted in Chicago | April 18th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik These bitches are running all around the chi thinking they are Ke$ha running this town. I dont know if they fried their brains from bleaching or their orange spray tans seeped into their skin and melted every brain cell in their body? Put these fugly sluts on blast, these former vets of the dirty need to apologize to toews for officially tarnishing his image by putting that jersey on. DISGUSTING. So nik… would you?
That hockey jersey isn’t big enough, you can still see her lumps.- nik
Posted in Chicago | April 18th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: I love telitubbies teehee do you Nik. i watch this every single dayywhen im alone and im 50 years old too.
I wish you sent a picture of yourself in so people know to stay away from you…Pedo fho sho.- nik
**Anyone else who watches the Teletubbies or knows them by name is a pedo, just sayin.
Posted in Chicago, Scottsdale, The Dirty | April 16th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is Kenny Lyons. This piece of sh*t is the biggest douche in the universe. Not too long ago, he robbed his parents of over $5000, and dipped out to Arizona. There, he spent all his daddy’s cash on “pepsi”, hotdogs, and pot. He was found sometime later beaten half to death in the street by his so-called “buddies” aka drug dealers. When he got back to Chi-town, you would think he learned his lesson, right? As if. Instead, this waste of flesh ended up showing up to one of my good friend’s parties uninvited, and proceeded to steal over $500 worth of stuff from her house. As if this wasn’t enough, his friends taunted her over Facebook, telling her all about it. He’s a total tool, and he will never be anything more than a filthy liar and a cheat. Let the world know before anyone else falls victim to this dick cheese we call Kenny Lyons.
I wonder if his father resents his mother for not letting him wear a condom that night?- nik
