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Nope, Still Ugly

Posted in Chicago | September 23rd, 2009

nope, still ugly

nope, still ugly

THE DIRTY ARMY: so i remember seeing this girl on the dirty before and sho looked horrendous. I thought, hey maybe it was just a really really bad picture. Guess i was wrong…. here is the diva partying it up at none other than soundbar….

So Trolly in the face… she needs go back and hide in her hole.- nik

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Dirty Liar

Posted in Chicago, Would You? | September 23rd, 2009

Dirty Skanky Liar

Dirty Skanky Liar

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay this dirty nasty sk8nky slut is going around telling lies to everyone. she claims to have a child that NO ONE knows about! she believes her own lies so much that she tries to live them. she thinks she can get with any guy she wants and clearly cant. while shes thinking everyone wants her.. im thinking.. no one does. she has lied about being pregnant and lied about having past children. that no one has ever met. maybe she needs an excuse for her huge stomach.. and she uses poeple for money. so uhh.. nik.. would you?

Answer: lol.  What is this…why do her eyes cave into her face.  I can’t help but laugh when I look at her.-nik

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Period Juice

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | September 22nd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Katie you had her up with her sister, their club rats.  Anyways check out the period juice flowing down below.

That just made my night… Katie, you know they make inserts for that kind of thing.- nik

**Look at his hand… he might have went surfing earlier.

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Is He Forgy?

Posted in Chicago, Hollywood, Joey, The Dirty | September 22nd, 2009

do you think he is Forgy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: do you think Joey aka the cross eyed roid mongrel is for da gays?

I would have to say- Yes, he sees monsters in his closet late at night that touch him in places we don’t speak of.- nik

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Trust Fund Douchebags

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | September 22nd, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, these douches own this bar called Bull & Bear more like bull & north shore trust fund baby douche!! & that other sh*thole Stone Glatus (Luke on left, Dave in the middle, and Brandon on right). They are north shore trust fund for the gays Losers that used mommy and daddy’s money to open bars because they could fit in the scene without doing so. Everyone thinks of them as cheap backstabbin fake sgms across the city. Rumor on the streets is that these scam artists are taking investors cash just to keep their businesses a float because they are losing money. Good Luck guys can’t wait to see you go out of under! BILLY DEC thanks for everything youve done for this city! These guys will never compare!!!

I am coming to the conclusion that club owners only open up clubs to get ass and lose their ass.  It doesn’t sound fun to me.- nik

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Did You Ever Wonder Who Has The Worst Refund Gap Ever Nik?

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | September 22nd, 2009

put this girl on blast

put this girl on blast

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo put this girl on blast, she thinks she is hot sh*t and claims to be some model and goes to Jamaica and does these shoots where all they do is smoke and do drugs and drink then she parties in chicago like she is big time and is on X all the time. she needs to be put on blast, plus this would be her second time on here with her pic of Evan Longoria from the TampaBay Rays.

I have never seen a REFUND Gap of that magnitude.  I am speechless.- nik

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Loser Douchebag

Posted in Chicago | September 22nd, 2009

what a fuck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his name is josh he is just a total f*ck up this was taken last year at the mall.

I’m a little concearned that he looks like he fits in so well in the womens section.- nik

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Dumb Dumb Darcy

Posted in Chicago | September 22nd, 2009

dumb dumb darcy

 

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, This retard(left) has the IQ of a 5 yr old downs syndrome child!! Thinks she’s the cat’s ass bc she hangs out with EX girlfriends of former Real world castmates….lives off her father….and cannot hold a job of more than 5 hrs a week at a tanning salon! No wonder her husband divorced her!

What? I thought tanning salons were legitimate careers?- nik

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Porcupine

Posted in Chicago | September 22nd, 2009

Porcupine

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid brad is 21 years old and he is still going for the 14 and 15 year old girls. He is on and off with this girl Ally in the picture and while their off hes out at the warehouse and zero looking for some easy girls. Nik please set the record straight, this dude is a pedaphile.

Spider bangs? Now that’s something new.- nik

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Sloots Doing What Sloots Do

Posted in Chicago, Would You? | September 21st, 2009

Coke for Cock

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl sucks so much cock. She thinks shes the sh*t out here in chicago, she dates this guy brent whos a scum bag. i caught her blowing some dude for c*ke outside republic. she said shes trying out for americas next top model next year. she needs some +2’s.

She needs more then +2’sI hope your not talking about the beaver on the left, the shrimp also has no chance.  These girls are gross.-nik

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