There Is Only One Word For Her


There is only one word for her Whore

There is only one word for her Whore

There is only one word for her Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexandra Stembridge but she goes by alexa. She is a liar, fake, stuck up bitch, who just doesn’t understand anything. She used a guy so she had a place to live, stole his money even though he bought her everything, fcked guys in his bed, dated multiple guys while dating him. She thinks every guy who says I love you really means it. She dates ugly guys and says they are hot then dates hot guys and says they are ugly. She LOVES drama and says she hates girls and doesn’t get along with them when pretty much all of her friends she talks about are girls. She thinks she is truely beautiful. She has screwed me over after I was her closest friend and stabbed me in the back all the time telling me lies and breaking me and my ex up because she was jealous that he told her to suck his dick when he met her and and he was falling for me. She tells people me and her are so much alike and even look alike and everyone turns around to tell me she is the opposite of me and looks nothing like me. She almost made a guy go to jail for her lying about him raping her when he would never do such a thing. She is just true trash. She cant stand to have the attention taken from her and she gets pissed off when she doesn’t get her way she is like a baby in 19 year olds body. what do you think of this girl who thinks she is oh so amazing?

I think she has a big nose and stretch marks.  She’s gunna waste her money on tats instead of a nose job.- nik

Explain This Please


Explain this please

Explain this please

Explain this please

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright, so this girl just added me on FB. She goes by name Lerchik Bon (as in Bon-Bon?!). After viewing few of her pics, I couldnt help but wonder if this is her real face or maybe another botox gone wrong?! What do you think nik ?

She musta been dropped on her head as a child squishing her head.- nik

Flubber On A Pole


Flubber on a Pole

Flubber on a Pole

Flubber on a Pole

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was minding my own business being a stripper pole when these two cows that it would be sexy to lean on me. I am considering posting a sign on me that prohibits anyone who weighs over 300 pounds to lean on me. Then there is the other one who considers herself the skinny girl. Help! Nik, would you do the dark angel?

Answer: No, I bet the pole would topple over if one of them left, since they were supporting their weight on each other.

Pathological Liar


PATHOLOGICAL LAIR AND MANWHORE CHEATER

PATHOLOGICAL LAIR AND MANWHORE CHEATER

THE DIRTY ARMY: This compulsive lying piece of mentally ill shit manwhore will lie lie lie lie about everything just to get his dick in your pssy. He is on multiple sex hook up sites and goes under a variety of different profiles to enhance his online sexual predator chances. But!! He forgot he is fcking MARRIED! His name is Erich Kroll and lives in Downers Grove and has been cheating on his wife for years, having unprotected sex anal sex with whores. And, Duh!! How about this idiot move Nik? He has this dick picture on his sex profile, with his wedding picture right there on the counter. DUH!..and do ya think his friends know they are showing a full face frontal online. Double DUH! Asshole.

He added his own heart to make his greg look bigger.  Also, how do you know that picture is a wedding pic…I take it you’ve been in that washroom.- nik

I Don’t Know About This One


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure you’ve seen this nasty heffer before. Her name is Christina Flamm…but I like to call her Ivana SuckAlottaD*ck. Its pretty obvious why I submitted her just from her pictures (which are also her profile pics on fb). She has personally told me shes f*cked over 60 guys and is “on a roll” as she puts it. She pawns her kid off so she can f*ck anything with a d*ck, and has no problem with doin it in front of just about anyone who can stand the stench. She ‘wrestles’ as her job, while wearing tight revealing outfits that complement her cottage cheese legs and never ending saggy cleavage.   I just need her to know she is not attractive.

I have never seen her before and never want to.- nik

What Happened To The Classy People In Chicago


what happened to her???

what happened to her???

what happened to her???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kayla and she is the biggest reason why I stopped going downtown. Where did the classy people in Chicago go?! This girl has lost her dignity & mind. If your going to wear a bathing suit in public make sure u look D@MN GOOD IN IT.  Leave the saggy a$$ and t*ts behind & PLZ stop bending over, you look like trailer trash. And how cute she’s posing with security, thankfully he doesn’t know her real age. UNDERAGE B*TCHES WILL NEVER LEARN. Nik, what do you think?

I am in Chicago July 26. Mark it on your calendar.- nik

Julia Got +2s


Julia

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Julia Cappelletti. She used to stuff her bra all throughout high school because she was embarrassed of her non-existent boobs. Just recently she got them done and I think she looked better with the stuffing. Her boobs are up to her nose (which should have been fixed, because it’s massive) not to mention she is the perfect example of uni-boob and butt chest!!! She thinks she’s hot now with her boobs and always showing them off when before she would wear multiple shirts to hide the stuffed ones. What do you think, Nik?

She shoulda got +4′s, those do nothing for her.- nik

Scamming Tramp


SCAMMING TRAMP

SCAMMING TRAMP

THE DIRTY ARMY: She is a wanna be model she calls herself model Britney…she is a scammer…makes up fake fundraisers on Facebook and dummies sent her money….she hates on all pretty girls (cuz she has a horseface) she also claims to be a Rockztar energy drink model…ummmm NOT!!! She is fake as they come she has @ least 10 FB accts….please beaware of this fake hoe….Britney I hope karma bites you on your flat booty lol.

Online girls are not to be trusted, when are people gunna learn that.  Its how half of em make a living.- nik

Leads A Double Life


he leads a double life...........

he leads a double life...........

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy cheats on his wife…and scams other women……..been doing it for years………do u think this pos is even worthy of a woman?

Answer: No, he won’t have one when his wife finds out he’s been spending their retirement fund.

Ellie The Russian


Ellie the Russian Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is Ellie once again she has been on here many times. I think its hilarious that this jersey shore orange looking thing thinks shes actually Hott. She needs a reality check because All I see is ratty hair exentsions wild looking beak big russian fat cheeks and not to mention her crazy looking Grill. Just look at her she looks like Complete TRASH with short stubby tree trunk legs. You would think if she is an escort she would save up money to fix her grill. I’m sure she thinks she is hott when all the biggest club trash scumbags give her compliments but in reality that just want to stick it in nothing more nothing less.

Her face looks like  chewed piece of bubble gum.- nik