A Grain Of Light At The End Of The Tunnel


A grain of light at the end of the tunnel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is a very classy woman, i once texted her asking her to sleep over when i first met her, only to receive about 5 text back of her going crazy telling me not to talk to women like that and to loose her number, luckily she gave me another chance to apologize and remain friends with her, that was the last time i ever opened my mouth like that to her again, she is italian as you can tell and only cooks like a goddess. she likes to flirt but never anything more she has only has serious relationships and has been f*cked over in every single one that is why i don’t wonder why she doesn’t want a boyfriend anymore for a while and tells all the guys that hits on her that she is a lesbian lol. She grew up in a hard life she tells me but if you hung out with her you would never guess it with her huge smile. She is bruised but doesn’t show it from the abusive boyfriends father, brother and terrible situations. she would never tell you this. She has four brother and addicts for parents she managed to get to college and is becoming a lawyer in law school call me crazy but i think this is one hell of a woman right here who has been so much and still goes day to day with an open mind full of life and crazy. This is the funniest girl i have met in my life there is never a dull moment i just wish she was able to love again. i post this because i want the dirty to know there are good people out there with nice faces and morals in life, which most of these gross woman on here are bust downs with no values or one moral. you can bash or talk her up its up to you to be the person you want to be she says. her famous quote is, you can be the victim, or the survivor, you choose.

Those traps could only belong to a gymnast, which means she’s built like an adolescent boy.- nik

Drughead Bottle Server


Crackhead bottle server

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the ape on the left is Angie F. She works as a bottle server at The Mid in Chicago, which is basically a human garbage dump. Surprised she hasn’t gotten fired yet because on most nights she is on too many drugs to actually do her job. Guess they couldn’t find anyone else to draw a glitter vagina on their chest. Looks like she finally scrapped up enough money to get some +2′s but lets be serious, no amount of plastic surgery will help that girl from looking like a strung out mexican tranny.

Those wings must be covering +2 scars, budget implants are straight insertions.- nik

Slooty Monster


MONSTER.Girls becaful with who you befriend!!!

MONSTER.Girls becaful with who you befriend!!!

MONSTER.Girls becaful with who you befriend!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  this is Nikol Bugatti real name Nicole Okrzesik and she is a monster. Why? 1. She ditched her baby to party and live a rock star life style. 2. Her mom and dad gave her every thing a girl could dream for car, money ,clothes, school…ect . and that was never good enough. 3.She would make fake Facebook , MySpace pages of hot girls to trick guys and girls to like her ..and when it was time to meet up she would lie and say that’s my “sister” or “cousin” or what ever to make them believe her but it did not work for long Nik half of Chicago hates her no joke!! 4.She is a pathological liar and a con artist…she even stole her own baby’s money!!! 5. AND you know what takes the cake she moved to Fort Lauder dale, Florida to go to rehab befriends people then steals from them and when that was not enough , her crack head boyfriend and her needed money they invited a friends (witch they invited 5 girls i found out 4 girls from Chicago 1 from Florida , only Julie came from New York) down to stay with them, they then killed her for $400 and her car !!! The girl Juliana Mensch was only 18 years old the 32yr man strangled her to death..then Nicole and her prince charming stayed in the room with her body until it was to unbearable then drove around in her car saying it was there lying to Julies friends telling them she was asleep and now she is lying telling the cops she had nothing to do with it! People please delete this scum bag off your page and if you see or hear from her call the cops ..she is not in jail even !! After all was done her and the boyfriend with back to rehab to save them self from going to jail, well her prince charming is in jail now but not her…. Her is one a the new links telling the story! Broward Sheriff’s Office detectives said they found the decomposing body of a 19-year-old New Jersey woman who was murdered in a Fort Lauderdale apartment. How Juliana Mensch was murdered is still being investigated, as is the motive of suspect James Ayers, 32, who has been charged with one count of first-degree murder and is being held at the Broward County Main Jail, Fort Lauderdale Police said Friday. BSO detectives found Mensch’s body in Ayers’ home at 1102 NW 7th Terrace in the early-morning hours Thursday, police said. His roommate David Burden, a hard-working house painter, can hardly believe what happened in the small rented bedroom in the corner last Friday night. “She was murdered right in that room,” he said. A fan and candles were left behind to cover the odor. “We started smelling something about Monday morning. And we couldn’t figure out what it was,” Burden said. “And checking everything, my clothes, I’m thinking, ‘something stinks.’ I did not know.” Police said they located Ayers in Plantation and arrested him without incident. Burden said Ayers was quiet and “worked somewhere out in 441,” but couldn’t describe him much more than that. “I didn’t know him very long.” Burden and another neighbor said Ayers had a girlfriend who also lived in their tiny room. They said she knew the victim, and that the three were seen only a day or so before Julie Mensch quietly died. Ayers is being represented by a public defender in court, but no hearing date was available for his case Friday, according to Broward County court records. R.I.P Juliana Mensch.

Try not standing next to any objects which shows the true size of your head.- nik

U Illinois Welcomes Newest SigDouche


UIllinois Welcomes Newest SigDouche.

UIllinois Welcomes Newest SigDouche.

UIllinois Welcomes Newest SigDouche.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandon Stone, Sigma Chi’s newest frat douche to enter the Greek community here. Lets just say I’m really good friends with his ex girlfriend Marissa (4thpicture) and she is so much better than him its ridiculous. As soon as they got to school Stone decided it would be alright to f*ck ANYTHING that came his way, and not tell Marissa. Long story short after she found numerous sexts, heard some rumors, she finally was told that this skeeze of a guy f*cked her sorority sister. Gena Carpentier (5thpicture). With that, she was told of more than 6 girls he f*cked behind her back…did I mention while still going over to her place consistently.

This holds true for all frat guys, if they didn’t buy themselves in of course (in which case they’re still a douche.- nik

Make Richie Minton Famous


MAKE THIS KILLER FAMOUS!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Richie Minton an employee at the Carbondale, IL police dept. Several weeks ago 21 yr old Molly Young, his ex girlfriend, was shot and killed in his home. She was shot in the back of her head with a gun registered to him. When police arrived they allowed him to clean up and change his clothes before questioning. They brought him in asked a few questions and released him. Local news has not reported on this and someone needs to help expose this situation and help bring justice for Molly! Hope you can help.

Good to know the Cops take care of their own. I want more details… who is Richie Minton?- nik

Biggest Gold Digger In The Chicago


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Jenn Noerr. A wanna be model. She has been on this site many times before. Works in the night club industry. She’s had multiple “procedures” done and her face now looks completely fake because of it. She is now attached to some 40 year old’s hop who she apparently just moved in with because flies her all around the country every week. Brags on and on about her Christian Louboutin obsession and vacations. This chick is so easily bought.

Sounds like she has Porta-Potty blood in her.- nik

Brian Urlacher Is Going Backwards In Life


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brian Urlacher gets the ed block courage award in Chi-Town Tuesday morning w/ his family and then flies to Cali to have dinner w/ Jim Carreys leftovers.  Whats the award for… having the courage to date ugly ass washed up blondes w herpes like Paris Hilton? I wonder what the convo was about? Hopefully she didnt burp & fart her way through it.

I actually think Jenny could do better and that this is a check-down for her.- nik

Chicago’s Very Own Scumbag Couple


Chicago's very own IFBB PRO SCUMBAGS

Chicago's very own IFBB PRO SCUMBAGS

Chicago's very own IFBB PRO SCUMBAGS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two have the be the biggest scumbags out there. They think they are hot sh*t because they are IFBB bodybuilding pros. They walk around xsport like they own the place and this dumbass girl walks around with a full face of makeup and a push up bra on even though she has +2′s…… Let’s start with Mike. He “sells” steroids to guys at the gym. And by “sell” I mean he steals money and either gives them bunk sh*t or just doesn’t even give it to them. Not to mention I know he is cheating on this girl. Hope he doesn’t beat you like he did to his wife! Now the girl’s name is Cristina. fakest wh*re I know. She’s also a shady person who has learned her ways from her bf. She wouldn’t have gone “pro” if she never met him and if she didn’t start using steroids too. Over the past year she is looking more and more like a man every time I see her at the gym.

I wonder if he shoots her in the butt?- nik

Justin The Bum


Justin the bum

Justin the bum

Justin the bum

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Justin L*mbright. As you can see in the pictures he has let himself go. He is a loser that has nothing better to do than to friend porn stars on facebook, obsess over WWE wrestling and cry on his status’s about how miserable his life is. He still lives at home with his mother (he is almost 30), he has no job,sleeps with old married women and loves sucking gregs on the downlow. This guy is basically a failure at life and should stop acting like he’s a god.

I think its safe to say he’s struggling with some mental issues.- nik

Local Purple Crayon Chaser


Local Purple Crayon Chasing Sperm Receptacle

Local Purple Crayon Chasing Sperm Receptacle

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lisa Campion and this girl needs to have some lessons in how not to be a tramp. She sleeps around Lombard and Villa Park and pretends like she is hard core DTF but she has an on and off boyfriend. It doesn’t seem to stop her too much though. This girl thinks she is hot sh*t but in all reality is just a slooty gold digging tease that gives really bad head. Her and her Jersey Shore friends need an attitude check! I feel bad for her boyfriend, I’m ready to tell him myself but hey its not my place. Every time I see her out without him she has a new guy taking her home! I think the fake tanning and the bad nose job might have affected her brain cells! On a side note, shes a big fan of the purple crayon when her friends aren’t around and has contracted the DRD a couple of times. Nik tell this girl she is now part of Chicago’s dirtiest sk*nks and that she has been put on blast!

Girls who take pictures of themselves drinking  are baby makes, meaning they want your seed.  Careful of the crazies…- nik