THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Watch out for the 20 year old Joesph (Joey) Hood. This little man has his sights set for little girls, the best thing about high school girls is he keeps gettin older but they all stay the same age. He walks around sports suits that are to big for his tiny 14 year old boy sized body, like a child playing in daddys clothes, he longs to be a big man but his short man syndrome seems to get in the way; as well as gives him an attitude. He talks big about how he could take down anyone, even if they’re 3 times his size, but the truth is that his constant video game play, laziness and 15 year old girlfriend has placed him in his own land of “fictional reality” This little mammas boy could barley take down the mountains of ants that parade through his garbage pail of a room in his mommies house. He’ll never stop talking about how awesome he is and about all the girls he could potentially get with, even though every girl he’s ever asked out has turned him down with the exception of the one that pitied him and the 15 year old chubby virgin whore. Why get with someone your own age when you can have a fake high school girlfriend who will give up her virginity after a weeks time? Although he believes he can get with any girl he wants, since he was told that by a 15 yr old virgin, if youre female I wouldn’t suggest it. This child lives with, who he calls, his mommy, has no job, and very little intelligence; you must let him win at everything or he may get angry and through a tantrum including throwing things, hitting you and all, as well as calling all of your ideas, thoughts, and favorite things all stupid and retarded . If you are crazy enough to get with this psychopath be prepared for him to cry in front of you numerous amounts of times, especially on those, very common, nights when he needs to be taken care of because he’s blackout drunk. Don’t you be too emotional though, and don’t cry in front of him, acting like too much of a woman turns this little boy off for he already acts like enough of a female for the both of you. Make sure not to make any gay jokes at him either for he is overly sensitive because he is still unsure about his sexuality. Most of all don’t ever trust him, for he is always looking for a younger version. You leave him alone and he will go screw a minor and then blame it on how drunk he was off that one beer, then try to convince you that youre the untrustworthy one. Watch out for this 20 year old mammas boy slore stalking around the high schools, his tiny body blends in so well, he’ll use you like a kleenex, jizz in you then throw you away; then he’ll go find some other minor to fuck on his ex-girlfriends mattress. He’s an insensitive a**hole, a dirty little butt-muncher.

I bet he’s got a mean video game collection.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eddie Raygoza and Holly Anthieny. They met online of course both sluts obviously. And little did miss Holly know that Eduardo had the “bumps” yes those permanent scary pssy nasty bumps. Of course they stayed together, at first.. I don’t know about you, but if someone could warn me of drd’s I would listen! So they started having an open relationship but still obviously doing each other by the end of the day. I can’t imagine the poor drunk victims that have jumped on this bump train because uhh ewe no getting that off?! Their cowards about it so Chico needs to know to just jump in your rain coats if you catch these two trying to get you on board

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised Brittany Wilson isn’t already on here. She is one of the dirtiest girls I have ever met. Brittany gets around ALOT! I’ve heard some nasty stories about this pathetic slob, She has had sex with one of her ex roommates boyfriends, the roommate walked in on them! She has a different boyfriend every other month after she sucks them dry of money and gets bored with them. I’ve seen her kiss multiple guys at a party, no big deal to this bop, She was engaged to this guy james and was cheating on him the whole time acting hella shiesty and not long after they broke up she started fcking/dating his cousin forrest who she is still with. Talk about keeping it in the family!! This girl most likely has some diseases to go along with her dirty reputation.. Brittany karma is a bitch. Bravo for being the sluttiest crustiest homie hopper in Red Bluff!

That’s a cheap date..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Brittany Black is definitely the grimiest girl I know. Her vagina is referred to as ground beef with green slime coming out of it and she is a sloppy drunk and makes out with anything that moves. Brittany is in a relationship with a great guy but does not know how to keep her legs closed. Also, she thinks she is a hot piece of ass when in reality she doesn’t even have one. Her boyfriend gave her a promise ring and she constantly cheats on him, flirts with guys, and is completely two faced. This girl needs to be put on blast and I hope she gets what she deserves.

That superman pose will only hide things for the next year or so…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Nasty Bitchs name is KATIE KNAUS. She is the worst mother you will ever meet and an even bigger SLUT. She has 3 kids with 3 BABY DADDY’S. How anyone slept with her we still will never know. She is a worthless mother who leaves her kids any chance she get and doesnt look back. She spreads her legs to anyone who would fck her and its her mission to repopulate all of butte county so beware. This slut also be popin pills like there tic-tacs she pops kalonipin and norcos and any other drugs she can get her hands on. She is known to friends and family as a drug addict who has been kicked out of over 5 rehabs. She claims to love her kids and be a mom but she has lost her kids to cps and he parents and on top of that she pops another out just to claim that welfare check. She is from paradise and also is known in chico. She was rumored to be leaving for Siskiyou County so men if you dont want to be stuck with this sociopath for the rest of your life run before she drugs you and has your baby! NASTY ASS BABY MOMMa…if you know her you know what a peice of shit she really is!

Definitely one of those people who cut their own hair.  Then does a hair dye cover-up of the sloppiness.- nik