THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy PJ Plymesser is a total and complete dbag/creep. He recently broke up with his girlfriend who he has a baby with and ever since then hes been trying to get with any and every girl he can. I have experienced it all first hand. He hits you up on facebook then tries to get your number, and if your stupid enough to give it to him all hes going to do is hit you up for pictures or to ‘get together’. I got a picture out of him but didn’t send anything back. Hes nasty. Aparently he is dating someone in another state poor thing doesnt know he has been sleeping around beind her back the whole time. Awww lol. He lives at home with his mommy (who still drops him off at parties), and doesn’t work. Sounds like another failed father to add to the statistics. lol.

Are those the type of girls he hits up online? How does he even pop a chub for these old hairy broads.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well I’m just going to get right to the point. This is Molly Bailey-Andrade. She is a frosh at Chico and is nice to everyone she meets. She’s beautiful on the inside and out. Plus, she has great inner thigh gap! What do you think Nik?

Answer: No, she has a mean muffin top, it shouldn’t be wider then her hips.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my name is Monique Rodriguez. I think i am a mature, responsible, independent lady. i also think i am Hard/Thug/Ganster. But really I’m NOT! I like to tell my current “Best friends” that i have been to jail, rehab and even the crazy institute. I will tell anyone and everyone that i am their friends, even offer to babysit for them just so i can steal from them! I steal anything from jewelry, clothes, money, pills, and dirty chonies. I LOVE pills. I like to take my daughter to my “friends” house just so i can sit on their couch and pass out! When i do pass out my mouth is left wide open and moan like an old man. I actually overdosed and got into a car accident. i get drug tested now, but i still pop pills, smoke weed and now my new favorite is meth. i never get into trouble because i lied about being drug tested to everyone! I actually lie a lot. its like I’m making a movie out of myself. I like to get tatted. I’ve actually f*cked a 50+ year old man just so he would give me one. I’m waiting for a settlement check for over 20,000 dollars, but thats a lie too because otherwise it would have been here by now and i wouldn’t have to steal from others. yet I’m soo independent! Im dating this guy but he doesn’t know that i was gonna leave him for my ex, but i didn’t because my ex didn’t want me back I dont even like him. I’m always talking sh*t about him, saying he is too much of a nice guy, he is a boy, and I need a man! I also talk sh*t about my friends too…imagine that! I’m always pointing out others flaws but really need to fix my own cuz i am a pill poppin h*e! And will steal from anyone! Now that people have figured me out i guess i will have no one! And thats ok because i will always have pills, weed, and M*TH!! yum.

They told you they’ve been to jail/rehab and the looney bin and you still trusted them…things like that happen for a reason.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Morgan Mcguinness and Sabrina Mccary are Northern California’s trashiest twats. Nobody f*cking likes them because they just start drama. Why are b*tches like this? They are ugly in every way, their personality and lives suck. They think their sh*t doesn’t stink, when in reality morgan has gotten an abortion, porbably more than once and sabrina makes porn with barn animals, smoking meth with their parents. Sabrina can hardly get any c*ck unless she gets guys off Craigslist, No joke. I feel bad for these pathetic trash wh*res, raised with no class.

That guy has his work cut out for him…must be a body builder.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone I know lately has been fighting and losing valuable friendships due to false information on this website. Everyone knows they’ve been on it, everyone knows they’ve left “anonymous” at least once. But I’m here today to post MYSELF on this reputation ruining website. First off why are we cowards and putting mean comments online? I for one have no problem with a person confronting me because at least they had the courage to come to me directly and personally. It’s not fair how someone’s day/week can be ruined by peoples false accusations. So I’m here to stand up for all the fabulous wonderful girls posted on thedirty.com, maybe we’ve partied with them got drunk, rode the slopes and maybe didnt even make it home alone, I dont know and I really dont care, it’s not ruining my day or my time while I’m out partying. As long as you live your life without regret or denial whats their to worry about? And were young so I guess if you want to judge me based on the best college experience someone could have..well go ahead, but I’d much rather invite you to enjoy the good times! SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

Someone is dying for attention. Here you go Chico State, she pretty much put a flag pole on her vagina for you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty sloot is Shayla Galbraith. Her days consist of binge drinking, c*ke snorting, and f*cking anything with legs. Whenever shes not getting caught getting DUIS shes conceded and puts as many pictures on facebook with a bottle in her hand. This b*tch is so fake and pretends to be your friend and sleeps with girls boyfriends. Watch out Chico, Shayla is the nastiest bitch around. Shayla please continue to get abortions we don’t need your stupid *ss having a baby. But how can you blame her when her mom had her when she was in high school and the mom herself thinks shes twenty years old. Stupid people should not reproduce. Note to Shayla maybe if you stop sleeping around so much with hella people a week you’ll know who the baby your about to abort father is. What do you think Nik?

Looks like a biter..I hate biters.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this IS mikey stacks? He thinks hes the best rapper in Chico when in all actuality hes just another fg with a nose ring who hangs out down town Chico and the skate park just like another bum. He thinks he can phuck any girl he want ahahaha I Heard he had a small one. Hes a sloppy drunk and a loser he jacks people for whatever they have! not to mention he talks more shit then a chick! HES ALSO A SNITCH!!!! So watch out Chico! He has his nose pierced and looks like a total f*cking f*ggot! He thinks he looks good! He used to weigh like 300 lbs so now that he thinned out he thinks hes the sh*t. Put this b*tch on blast!

Rappers don’t have no rings….fact.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who in Chico hasn’t been sexually assaulted by Jake Fitzpatrick? This kid defines the meaning of douchebag, asshole, greek life, the list goes on. Everytime i see him he’s grabbing up on girls doing whatever he can to get his d*ck wet. If he’s not perving on some girl he’s sloppy drunk falling all over the place with his face in the floor. Jake is without a doubt the grimiest, most disgusting guy in Chico. He’s been keeping his creep hand strong for a few years now. Girls of Chico watch out for this PIKE bro!

I think he looks at his buddies as back up warm holes.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Houston Kennedy! Hes a f*cking D*CK! I Had sex with him then he said he didnt want anything to do with me cause i was to “EASY” wtf does that mean? He had sex with me? He says hes all about respecting woman and such but that was disrespectful. Hes the BIGGEST pot head ive ever met! Hes a drunk as well he drink up to a fifth of captain a day! He think hes big and bad cause he has some dumb lifted truck and he has his own place blah blah blah he likes nasty trashy b*tches from Chico. Beware of the “RICH” douche.

Judging by this dude I’m assuming the rumors of guys with trucks like that are true (no homo)…correct? – nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sueprised shes not on here but Only From Chico, Carly Nicosia AKA NASTY B*TCH. this female is dirty, and scandalous, and a conniving piece of work. She f*cks around with girls baby daddy’s and hook up with guys that she knows her friends are or were with. She is a c*ke, molly, and thizz pill wh*re. and a flat out C*NT. she dresses like she sexy but she fat as f*ck. shes hella fat, and wears clothes that are way to small. only thing slimming this broad down is her found love for drugs. she gots the serenity pray on her leg, everyone knows that for people in AA. and she a hardcore Alcoholic. she needs help. like mental help. She knows that shes hooking up with friends guys, or exes and doesn’t give a f*ck. then she tries to preach about whats right and wrong. She is a home wrecker, and she knows it. she threw this girls baby shower, and been f*cking the daddy at least for the last month. she a straight wh*re. she needs to be stopped. or move away. Chico beware… DON’T let her around your man…or babys daddy. Especially if he gots money.

Know what she’s even more found of…A supersized meal, #1-4.- nik