From my stable of Horses: CIGAR


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EMAIL: Nik so you will never guess who came into my bar last night, CIGAR! She was trotting around the bar like a slow-minded typical Scottsdale girl. Everyone in the place was staring and laughing at her.

Yes, my beautiful thoroughbred CIGAR who thinks she is a supermodel because she was a wide receiver in the biggest scam in modern day history called the “Lingerie Bowl”.- nik

CIGAR


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EMAIL: Nik this is too funny! He looks like an Umpa Lumpa! Cigar’s new name should be Skeletor! Keep up the good work General.

I cannot believe Cigar is dating a guy that has spider sides. Actually I can’t believe a guy would ride that horse in the first place… she is nuts and will be displayed at a museum one day under “women who were useless for our country”.- nik

CIGAR


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EMAIL: Oh ya! I could i forget! Cigar was at dp last night lookine amazing at 7ft tall and all of maybe 85 pounds sooooo gross. Anyways she tried to talk to ggirl and got ignored i guess she wasnt alist enough with the dirty army. Ggirl finally was looking good again!

CIGAR has to win a couple horse races first before G-Girl will even give her the time of day.- nik

SOCCER MOM and CIGAR down by the river


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See guys you don’t have to workout or be good looking to pull ASU celebrities.

I can’t believe Soccer Mom and Cigar are friends? Crazy?- nik

CIGAR


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Man look how rough this Horse looks without make-up???

CIGAR I thought you were a Supermodel… Weren’t you the star Running-back last year in the Lingerie Bowl? Man no wonder they shut it down.- nik

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EMAIL from Cigar my new race horse for my stable: nik please take me off everyone put my name and my agency is now dropping me thanks nik for ruining my life and my families none of that is true and my name is on here and when goggled although its spelled wrong this comes up my la agency and here r dropping me because ur giving publicity to me without there permission i am in a contract with them where i cant be posted without there permission. please id do anything i need this pic and my name off ur site i dont deserve this you dont understand this is my career nik.but if not thanks for completely ruining my life when i was so nice and asked u to take it off from the beginning.

Anyone know which Agency she is paying to be a part of? What agency in their right mind would sign Cigar? Must be some dirty photographer trying to get a peak at her +2′s.- nik

Cowgirls?


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Is CIGAR having a party? They must be having dinner at Saddle Ranch Chop House.