11.06.09

Give Chuck The Buck

Posted in Cincinnati

Give Chuck the buck

Give Chuck the buck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Fake, Frontin, Fool will take any girl home from the bar, and a different one every night! And is Myspace Wh*ring.. Don’t let the pictures fool you, Cute face but an UGLY attitude! He acts like he has money but its all belongs to his girl (?wife?).. You have to wonder how she could not know he is such a horrible person!

Your welcome wife, now you know. -nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

ANGEL!

Posted in Cincinnati

ANGEL!

ANGEL!

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik…this is justine harrison a total sl*t who thinks she is soooo innocent as you can tell is obsessed with anyone who shows her attention…and recently has made quite an accomplishment of sleeping with 7 of the u.c. basketball players and 2 bengals players as well im sure mom and dad are real proud! i just wanna know what you think of this angel! ha.

She’s a total Jersey Chaser.- nik


Nik Richie

11.02.09

Bengal Fans At Their Finest

Bengal Fans at Their Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this thing and thought he would make you proud Nik.

This black guy must have dressed up as a white fat Ocho for Halloween… I dig the costume buddy.- nik


Nik Richie

10.27.09

Graham Does It Again

Graham Does it Again (The Tale of ANOTHER Cheerleader)

Graham Does it Again (The Tale of ANOTHER Cheerleader)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sara J, Cincinnati Bengal Cheerleader. She’s been spotted around town lately with the infamous Shayne Graham. She has also slept with every other Bengal Football player. This girl is a teacher too!! You would think with Graham’s paycheck he could attract something a little easier on the eyes Nik!

Everyone in Cincinnati knows this kicker is a Sex Addict.  It is no secret… he can’t even keep relationships because his Red Rocket has freckles that need to be touched constantly.- nik


Nik Richie

10.26.09

Chad Please!

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is Chad thinking? First bouncing checks then wearing Chad Farty? When will this guy ever learn?

Chad Please!  He needs another baby momma so he can have his 6th Side Scratch.  5 random kids is such an odd number.- nik


Nik Richie

10.23.09

She Is Worse Than Ocho Cinco

Posted in Cincinnati

Sasquatch

Sasquatch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, allow me to thank whoever posted these pictures of this giant I laughed so hard when i saw her on here. I wasnt shocked at all though I slept with her before and id never look back to do it again.  As for people saying there are men lined up for her, you have to be kidding me she is taller than any guy i know including myself. Her face is so ugly you cant even help but take two or three looks at her. Her down below smells like fish, and according to posts on the other post people wrote on here, a lot of guys have slept with her.  kinda ironic the two beast of Cincinnati being posted at the same time, MAYBE SHE could take over for ocho. Shes as big as the rest of them. Please someone put this girl on blast, that stomach of hers and those chunky legs of hers are enough to make you wanna gag, as for her and her friends sleeping with the same dudes i will confirm that one.  She’s now dating a red head guess thats the only guy that will take her… 

Is there a WNBA team in Cincinnati?  If not… there should be.- nik


Nik Richie

10.23.09

Modeling? No Your A Hooker

Posted in Cincinnati

Gettin naked for $ is called prostitution not modeling..

Gettin naked for $ is called prostitution not modeling..

THE DIRTY ARMY: I don’t even know NIK can u handle this hot piece of Clermont County @ss? she thinks getting naked for money is actually modeling…

People who live in trailer parks have different morals then normal people.- nik

 

 


Nik Richie

10.22.09

Ocho Cinco Stat Correction

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Just wanted to make a DIRTY ARMY correction.  Yesterday a soldier reported that Esteban Ocho Cinco had 3 illegitimate children.  Well I did the research and he actually has 5 (side scratches).  Just wanted to inform you of the correction.  Thank you and have a great day.


Nik Richie

10.22.09

Doucher Mc30K

Posted in Cincinnati

Doucher Mc30K

Doucher Mc30K

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Dave T***send. He’s in the top 5% of 30K Milli’s in the Cincinnati Area. He makes a living selling cell phones, but he’s more cocky than a Wall Street Investor. You can usually catch him at the gym (when he’s not at the mall selling phones) flexing his pimples in the mirror. His claim to fame is, as he puts it “banging out the mall santa’s helper” whom he claims stops by to giving him the occasional blowie in between selling car chargers and batteries..

This guy still works at the mall, how old is he..what a creeper.- nik


Nik Richie

10.21.09

NFL Don’t Fine Him, He Can’t Afford It

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you know that Chad Johnson has 3 illegitimate children.  He is not as cool as he plays off.

It is not called illegitimate children… it is called “Side Scratch”.  At least that is what I decided to call it.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"