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Go Back To Rehab
Posted in Cincinnati, The Dirty | February 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ohhhh Nik, meet Mallorie S*ndfoss. This “ex” stripper LOVES having trains run on her, snorting OC’s, and drinking until she nearly chokes on her own vomit. She met her current boyfriend at an AA meeting, which makes NO sense because she still gets messed up on a regular basis. After being unable to keep a real (and respectable) job, she’s currently slangin’ Criket phones to pay for her habits, all while her man has no idea. Its a secret no longer!
But she looks so sweet and innocent? Mallorie, you need a bigger jacket to hide things.- nik
Wont Even Look Good With Beer Goggles On
Posted in Cincinnati, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik A new bar just opened in Cincinnati called Mynt Martini.. they also have one in C-Bus. I haven’t been to the one in Cincinnati yet, but based on the picture of their cocktail girls I don’t know if I want to. Its a new bar — you’d think they would at least get good looking girls to make a good first impression. The Cincinnati girls don’t even begin to compare to the girls in C-Bus.
From left to right — one girl has the tiniest face I’ve ever seen, one girl looks like a clown and ahhhh to the last few. I definitely don’t want any of them waiting on me. Maybe the point is they look better when you have beer goggles on…. and WTF are they wearing on their hands?!
What do you think?
Answer: I will never go there. They wear those gloves for a firm grasp on gregs since half the guys they sleep with sober up mid-way through sex and try and run away.- nik
Shim City
Posted in Cincinnati, Would You? | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i don’t even know where to start with this shim. the name is jennifer l***. you can usually find this washed up whale hanging around any bar in florence attempting to pick up any guy that will give her an ounce of attention. someone needs to tell jen no matter how much eyeshadow she wears, it wont take the attention away from her lack of chin, 8 neck folds, or that sweet unibrow she’s been working on for so long. maybe i just have bad taste, and this is just the thing out in florence, what do you think nik? would you?
Answer: No, sorry but I don’t bang middle America trash.
Is She Serious
Posted in Cincinnati | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just a classic example of a myspace sk*nk. who thinks she has the body of a model 4 months after giving birth to her child. im not saying mom’s cant be hott but i am saying mom’s shouldnt be sk*nky. isnt that what got her in this position in the first place.
The operative word being THINKS.- nik
Macey From Cincinnati
Posted in Cincinnati, Would You? | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, would you?
Answer: no. she has a 7-head and big legs.
Westside Douche
Posted in Cincinnati | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Kevin AKA KEVMOW he is a local westside douche bag you can find him riding his bike down glenway cause he recently got a ticket for 8 month expired tags on his ford f250 thats six payments behind with tires balder than a newborn babys *ss this f*g lives in an addict with no shower and a moldy *ss fridge so dont go in his house asking for food when the kid actually has money you can find him at kellys cajun grill inside kenwood mall and then at jcrew buying every color pocket tee in sight then he goes next door to aldo to creep on tiffany lay** he used to have a lawn service until he had to sell all of his movers and supplies cause of his blackjack addiction now you can find him outside the window at dons hobby shop looking at what he once had not to mention this kid spent his last 700 dollars flying a girl from another country who he thought loved him only for her to leave him for a cook at johnny rockets with three teeth if u see this kid in public look the other way cause his breath is awful and his crabs may get loose.
For some reason this guy reminds me of Mr. Rogers.- nik
I’ll Do You And Your Best Friend
Posted in Cincinnati | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Carrie West the dirties girl in the nati, she likes to go around hooking up with girls exs. hooks up with their best friends at the same time, then goes around bragging about it to all of cincy that “shes playing the best friends”.
She must be all about girl power, and sticking it to the man…guaranteed dyke with within the next 5 years.- nik
Finally Yes In 2010
Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio State, The Dirty, Would You? | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hey this girls name is Izabella i thimk she is so hot i was would you do her i know everyone else wants to. Shes a cheerleader at Ohio State. And nik your welcome for your first YES of 2010.
Answer: No, is it just me or can you not tell who she is looking at? I am over here Iza… sorry, but I need someone focused in bed.
Legs Wide Open
Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty Army Strong | January 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this girl right here is named courtney. shes from the “dirty dirty south” shes 18 years old and has already slept her way through most of warren county, legs AND mouth wide open as you can tell! females beware shes as trashy as they come and she’ll f*ck your boyfriend because she only keeps hers around for his money! shes also spreading the wonderful gift of herps to anyone and everyone willing to dip it in her mayonnaise jar. shes a drop out and alcoholic, I wouldn’t want to be sober if i looked like that either! girls shes as fake as they come shes nice to try and get what she wants but she talks mass sh*t, but only when her group of whore friends are around because shes to pus*y to by herself! If you see her RUN AWAY!
The bottom pic is a visine’ing nightmare, BJ from hell.- nik
Jen1 Pandemic
Posted in Cincinnati | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this applies to all men in Cincinnati vicinities and surrounding areas, if you have been within a half mile radius of this girl you may have been susceptible to the JEN1 pandemic which is affecting large portions of the tri state. Areas affected by this deathly genital infection are Mt. Lookout, Eastgate, Norwood, Covington and Price Hill. If you have shared cock-tails, condoms, drugs or sleeping quarters with this female you may need to be quarantined and should seek immediate medical attention.
Poor thing has little chicklet teeth, that hat doesn’t look bad on her.- nik
