The Dirty Cincinnati

Cocktail Keena

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio | March 9th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have more dirt on this Keena girl, she sent this to one of my guy friends and so I figured I would put it on here since she loves all of the attention. Who does this girl think she is? Photoshop doesn’t do anything for you sweetie. I think it’s time to try and do something with your life instead of attempting to become something you will never be. Get your GED and get a real job, you probably don’t even get paid for getting your pictures taken. And the porno thing, please everybody go to [removed] and check out her porn. Straight trash is all I have to say..

Also See: More of the ugly cocktail Keena

Girls like this turn to porn for their love of the purple crayon…they just don’t like to admit it.- nik

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Great Baby Sitter And Stripper

Posted in Cincinnati, The Dirty | March 8th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these dirty sloots. The girls are seniors at Highlands High School and have slept with every guy in AND out of school. Or at least have attempted too. At all of the school dances, their hands are on the ground with their *sses in the air and their dresses hoisted up around their waist, trying to get guys to grind up on them. They are all so trashy.  These pictures are from Natasha’s 18th birthday party while BABYSITTING at her older sisters house! Clearly, they were (underage) drinking, partying, and even stripping around Natasha’s older sister’s DAUGHTER! How is this little girl going to turn out? And should someone not be notified?

Natasha, don’t let that beer spill on the carpet… that is a major party foul.- nik

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Breaking News: Chad OchoCinco In The Park

Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what the f*ck is Chad Ochocinco doing in the park running naked.  Is this some sort of joke.  Is this guy serious?

Chad Please!!! Chad Please!!! Chad Please!!! Chad Please!!! Chad Please!!!- nik

**If this is his plan to get votes for Dancing with the Gays… I don’t think it is a smart one.

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Heather The Sloot

Posted in Cincinnati | March 4th, 2010

Heather the whore............

Heather the whore............

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty h*e of a Heather will sleep with anyone that puts a $100 bill on their face to pay for her next line of clothes or plastic surgery. After multiple kids, she’s only looking for the next male to screw to give her STD’s away too. What a loser good for nothing tramp…. Look out men from the east or west side of this ho…. All she has is her fake boobies and nasty trans look bout her.

He only pays $100 for all his surgical procedures?- nik

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Craigslist Troll

Posted in Cincinnati | February 26th, 2010

Craigslist Troll

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this is mike.  you can catch him on craigslist any time of day looking for hand outs. he emails tons of women looking for love then turns right around emailing men for sex. he gives sob stories about how he’s homeless and hungry and stranded somewhere etc. when in reality he lives with his mom and is too strung out on drugs and alcohol to find a job. so ladies (and men) beware, don’t talk to this liar he only wants your money for his next fix. he’s done things with men for a couple dollars that shame the trashiest of hookers.

I wonder if he asks his mom to take pictures of him to send to girls.- nik

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Aspiring Underage Bar Rats

Posted in Cincinnati | February 25th, 2010

Aspiring Underage Bar Rats

Aspiring Underage Bar Rats

Aspiring Underage Bar Rats

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls graduated in 09 from ryle. they run around cincy like they own it and underage at that.. the asian (sam) with the turban around her head is an aspiring model hahaha all she has going is the fact that shes a f*n twig who is in desperate need of some +2’s.  she also has this douchelord of a bf that has parties, doesnt invite her and cheats on her..he lies about it and she takes him back and then he demands she leave her friends go home talk dirty to him and send naked pictures WHICH IN FACT SHE DOES.  how pathetic..then you have ashleigh the “cosmetologist” haha who looks like a f*n alien especially with the outfits she wears..WOW you can usually find her s**tfaced at a bar attempting to take pictures..notice she is never looking at the camera..the blonde is a tag along with these two bar rats just trailing behind while they search for some greg..what do you think nik?

I can’t even read this because these girls are so ugly it is a waste of my life.- nik

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Lucky In Kentucky

Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty Craigslist, Ohio State | February 25th, 2010

lucky in kentucky?

lucky in kentucky?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Apparently leprechauns have the best luck with the ladies after all. Despite the fact that PJ Sc**** is only 5′7, pasty white, with a receding hairline worse that Bruce Willis’ he’s really racking up the girls out in Florence… he’s definitely not a prosthetic player. As you can see in the pictures he’s with a different girl pretty frequently. Maybe its his charmingly good looks? He’s definitely scored some winners. I forgot to mention that he’s unemployed too, yet he manages to find the money to support his alcoholism, usually getting trashed with a different girl almost every other night. Great father right? Yes, he’s a dad too. He’ll be running out of victims in Kentucky soon so keep an eye out. Girls, if you want to date this guy better have 2 things. Protection and a car. Unemployment couldn’t buy him a new one, you’ll be picking him up. .

He is forcing himself onto those girls like a sexual predator.- nik

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Skank Of Athens

Posted in Cincinnati, Ohio | February 24th, 2010

Skank of Athens

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Marybeth. Interests include taking dick, blacking out, excessive tanning, and self-conscious sh*t talking. Whether you can hear her from a mile away howling laughing “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE” or you find her stroking your bulge for a drink, spend a day or two in the bars around athens and you’re sure to run into this gem. Beware though! this vag is stanky and should not be tampered with. ENTER AT OWN RISK!

She looks like a shovel.- nik

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Forgy Romance

Posted in Cincinnati, The Dirty | February 22nd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his name is Chris W**d and he is FORGY. He has a “girl”friend, but she is obese and has a Greg, just like Lady Gaga herself. What do you think, Nik?- check out his ankle bracelet lol-G

He is not gay?  I don’t even think it for a second!  If anything he should be the coolest kid at his High School once everyone sees this video.- nik

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Skank-Alert

Posted in Cincinnati | February 22nd, 2010

Skank-Alert

Skank-Alert

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik One word. Chin. And nasty bar skank that f*cks around as much as she can. .

She also has a fish hook nose, and did she purposely pull her shirt below her boobs…sloot.- nik

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