Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I Need Expert Advice

February 14, 2013 Cincinnati, The Dirty 125 89,929 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica Kennedy. We have a couple mutual friends and I saw her bartending a couple times but I still can’t decide if I find her attractive or not. What do you think, Nik? Is she the one or are my eyes playing tricks on me?  I need to know if I should pursue this or not.  I have always got every woman I’ve ever wanted, so I know I will have no problem locking this down.

Her stomach area and entire head concerns me. I would pass.- nik



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DJ Shank Is Cincinnati’s Biggest Joke

February 13, 2013 Cincinnati 235 9,793 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Zac Costa who now goes by DJ Shank. He is the laughing stock of the town. He used to be the GM at Arnie’s which is a trashy club in Newport and when that didn’t work out he decided he was going to be a DJ. Only problem? HE HAS 0 TALENT! All the DJ’s and nightclub owners in Cincinnati laugh at him when he asks to spin a set at their clubs. He’s a broke 5 foot nothing loser who will never amount to anything. Zac, I think it’s time to stop embarrassing yourself and retire the bar scene. How about committing yourself to being a good dad instead? What do you think, Nik? Will DJ Shank ever make it big?

Shank…where do they come up with these names.- nik



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Sibby

February 13, 2013 Cincinnati 175 8,160 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I would just like everyone to watch out for this Trash! She will sleep with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife. She has no morals. I would put my name but you know exactly who I am so there is no need. I found out she slept with My Man and I now have an drd. I hope you get everything coming to you and your new little friend I hope he wasn’t dumb enough to have sex with your disgusting A$$



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Gary Moorman Wanna be pimp

February 12, 2013 Cincinnati 16 5,637 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Gary thinks he is a self made pimp. He gets girls strung out on he**in and keeps them up in dirty hotels and makes them escort. He is a women beater. He doesn’t look out for the girls he feeding drugs he doesn’t care if they get hurt or raped. As long as he gets his money. Gary moorman is a low life piece of shit. He stays gettin his ass kicked in price hill. Everything he owns came from the money he takes from females.

I find this very hard to believe.- nik



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Snaggletooth Banks

February 12, 2013 Cincinnati 100 6,211 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Courtney “Court” Banks. I’m sure I can write a book on how much of a sloot she is and how she puts partying ahead of her daughter. She even got +2′s last summer and 2 days later she was swimming in a river. Wouldn’t be surpised if some worm bacteria happen to infect her breast. She’s got a busted mouth you think before getting +2′s she’d fix that mess, but no. She’s the mother of duck faces and it does make her 10 times cuter considering it hides her hideous “pearly whites” She had her daughter at like 15. She’s crazy, and I mean literally she should be locked up for violent outburst and sheer stupidity. I don’t know if the new brown locks are working for you honey you are still dumber than a box of rocks. And who would knew, her best friend is the famed whore of Nky. Two peas in a pod if you ask me. Out of respect to thedirty’s most asked question and a few laughs my way I ask, Would you?

Answer: No.  It takes more then a surgery to impress me.  She’s grinded away her teeth.



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Robert Kelley Fake “AB”

February 12, 2013 Cincinnati 4 8,829 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Robert Kelley he is from Price Hill. He did some time in prison and gets out thinking he is some tough AB. He is the biggest loser, he hangs out with teenagers and is a punk ass bitch. He’s a drunk that’s always hanging around bars in price hill. He claims he is a tough guy but really he ain’t nothing but a fake ass snitch cop callin bitch. He is always trying to tell people how he has so much money and owns a lot of houses but in reality he lives in delhi with his brother broke as a joke. He blows all his money on coc**ne and beer. So if you see this fool around price hill or delhi don’t waste your time.

Does he shave that part into his head.- nik



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