THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Krystina, the biggest whore in Cincinnati. Let me just start by saying she was dating the sweetest guy EVER for awhile and she cheated on him countless times. He even walked in her house and she was sandwiched between two different guys! I can bet my panties on it that she has multiple diseases. Her grandpa passed away so she takes all of his money and “thinks” she will have a bike one day, and claims this boat she talks about is hers!, fcking greedy bitch! This whore will jump on any guys bike as long as they will her ride around town I don’t think she owns anything besides yoga pants, yuck! she has the biggest thunder, cottage cheese legs and them yoga pants don’t fuking cut it. Depending on what guy she is dating for that week she will either be “country”, “skater”, or just flat out ugly but it still doesn’t change the fact that she is a big ass, literally “big ass” WHORE! She talks shit about certain people but then wants to be their bestfriend as long as they give her attention, ew who would wanna fck that nasty twat? Her hair is so fcking fried from coloring it every other day, and that big ass mole on her face is starting to grow a bush on it. you would think as much as she fcks different dudes every week she would be skinny but nope she is a fat sloppy meatball. She works at skyline in Covington , which will soon be out of business because she chows down all their nasty fucking food. This is just a fair warning to anyone who comes across this fat nasty disease infested creature to be careful!! WRAP IT UP, and buy her some new pants while your at it! WOULD YOU NIK!?
Answer: No, I don’t do sword fights.